The Return of Marc Kilcher

[Little Bird]

Originally Posted by Veilingmeat

LOL....hell no, I fart in your general direction...your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries

I adore this line and actually use it often.

I could talk Monty Python all day long.

Here's another good one part of that scene.

ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail.
FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see.
ARTHUR: What?
GALAHAD: He says they've already got one!
ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one?
FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.)

I love it!

Or this:

FRENCH GUARD:
I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent?


Run Away, Run Away!