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The Monty Python Thread
For all you Monty Python fans out there, feel like sharing your favourite Monty quote? Yes - then welcome to just the place to do that.
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03-06-2007, 07:53 PM
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 I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind |
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03-06-2007, 07:54 PM
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Oh albatross I forgot that one
"And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” |
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03-06-2007, 07:55 PM
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Funniest Joke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g
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I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind Last edited by Eibhlin; 03-06-2007 at 08:18 PM. |
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03-06-2007, 07:58 PM
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Black Knight Star Wars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leEsz9ci5XE
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I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind Last edited by Eibhlin; 03-06-2007 at 08:17 PM. |
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03-06-2007, 07:59 PM
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HAHAAA....the Holy hand grenade of Antioch
 and Tim the enchanter!!! lolbut let us not forget "I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...Dickus!"
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03-06-2007, 08:04 PM
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Oscar Wilde
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywJ-htCzLo The Spanish Inquisition http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO68fUMWx3g I wanted to be a LumberJack! http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70653bYXergdF
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I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind Last edited by Eibhlin; 03-06-2007 at 08:17 PM. |
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And of course, the Ministry of Silly Walks deserves its own post!
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70602Nf97eZJS
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Dead Parrot
http://www.veoh.com/videos/e70622xMMKheNg Dirty Hungarian http://www.veoh.com/videos/e73831brEmgNmH the Village Idiot http://www.veoh.com/videos/e79162TCfWyynz Bruce http://www.veoh.com/videos/e1117774a8kEg7Y
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Mattress sketch
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGEeLtqtNvU Most Awful Family in Britain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5fQ32TTgcY Restaurant Sketch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0Rzn4AXIfc Mouse Problem http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihuv5z6nqWw The Man with Three Buttocks http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_SAMDkUe5k
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03-06-2007, 08:28 PM
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better yet here is the guys page that has a bunch of MP videos-lol
http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=cleesefan
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rofl...some great vids there you found!!! unforgettable, lest we forget also....
"my good friend Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nurnburger- bratwustle- gernspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shonedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm" and International Philosophy Football Match! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrShK-NVMIU Argument Clinic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwEwLDR61bo
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03-06-2007, 08:47 PM
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Posting Videos is cheating Andrea...you're stealing all our quoting fun.
Now I'm going to sit on the top of the stairs and cry in front of the mirror screaming 'Nobody Loves me' :lmao2: Run Away, Run Away, Run Away.... Now get back to quoting or so help me, I will get the 'comfy pillow' |
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03-06-2007, 08:54 PM
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This is my absolute favourite. I had to get the full thing off google coz it's so long but I piss myself laughing everytime I see it and now that I've read it....I piss myself laughing just reading it too. Though I do think it helps to read it with a yorkshire accent in mind.
Luxury! Man#1 (Michael Palin) Aye! Very fussable, eh? Very fussable bit, that? eh? Man#2 (Graham Chapman): Grand meal, that was, eh? Others: Yes, wonderful, yes very good.. Man#2: Nothing like a good glass of Chateau le Shlasseler, eh, Guissay? Man#3 (Terry Jones): Oh, you're right there, Robidaier. Man#4 (Eric Idle): Who'd 'ave thought, thirty year ago, we'd all be sitting here drinking Chateau de Shlasseler, eh? Man#1: Aye, in them days we was glad to have the price of a cup of tea! Man#2: Aye, a cup of cold tea! Man#4: Without milk or sugar! Man#3: Or tea! Man#1: Aye, in a cracked cup and all! Man#4: Oh, we never had a cup. We used to have to drink out of a rolled-up newspaper! Man#2: Aye, the best we could manage in those days was to suck on a piece of damp cloth! Man#3: Aye, but we were happy in those days, though we were poor. Man#1: Because we were poor! My old dad used to say to me: Money doesn't buy you happiness! Man#4: Aye, he was right, I was happier then and I had nothing. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof. Man#2: House! You were lucky to live in a house! We had to all live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, half the floor was missing, and were all huddled together in a corner for fear of falling! Man#3: You were lucky to have a room! We used to 'ave to live in a corridor! Man#1: Oh, we used to DREAM of living in a corridor. It would have been a palace to us. We used to have to live in an old water tank in a rubbish pit. We got woke up every morning by having a load of rotting fish dumped all over us! House! Huh! Man#4: Well, when I say house, it was only a hole in the ground covered by a sheet of tarpaulin, but it was a house to us! Man#2: We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go and live in a lake! Man#3: You were lucky to have a lake! There were a hundred and fifty of us, living in a shoebox in the middle of the road! Man#1: Cardboard box? Man#3: Aye! Man#1: You were lucky. We lived for three months in a paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six in the morning, clean the paper bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down at the mill, fourteen hours a day, week in, week out, for sixpence a week, and when we got home, our dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt. (slight pause) Man#2: Luxury. We used to have to get out of the lake at six o'clock in the morning, clean the lake, eat a handful of damp gravel, work a twenty-hour day at the mill for tuppence a month, and when we got home, our dad would thrash us to sleep with a broken bottle, if we were lucky! Man#3: Well, of course, we 'ad it tough! We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and lick the road clean with our tongue. We 'ad two bits of cold gravel, and worked a twenty-four hour day at the mill for six or seventy-four years, and when we got home, our dad would slash it to us with a bread knife. Man#4: Right. I had to get up at ten o'clock at night, half an hourbefore I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down at the mill and pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our mother and father would kill us and dance on our graves singing Halleluja. Man#1: Aye, and you try telling young people of today that. And they won't believe you. Man#4: Aye, they won't! |
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Hmmm..i suppose it is cheating a bit
 I got caught in the moment there also!!anyway... this quote is hilarious..infamous "This man commands a cwack legion! He wanks as high as any in Wome!"
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