The 40 Year-old Virgin

WhatWouldJewelDo · 09-11-2005, 11:30 PM

Ok, so heres what happened, I went to the movies with my friends last night, and we got tickets for Red-Eye which is PG-13, and we snuck into the 40 Year old virgin because its rated R and they woudnt sell us tickets. and then with only 5 minutes left of the movie, the usher walks in and kicks us out of the theater!!!!!! I really need to know how the movie ends, someone please HELP ME!!! its been killing me, I need to know who he ends up banging!! ITS KILLING ME!

Little Bird · 09-12-2005, 07:29 AM

Haven't seen it yet but it looks funny.

bluediamond · 09-12-2005, 08:08 AM

I bet you thought "Hey that was a bit premature!!" :rolleyes:

:lalala:
Dave

WhatWouldJewelDo · 09-12-2005, 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bluediamond@Sep 12 2005, 12:08 AM
I bet you thought "Hey that was a bit premature!!" :rolleyes:

:lalala:
Dave

I don't get it.

Anyways, I forgot to ask you, but how are your eyeballs doing since the surgery?

bluediamond · 09-12-2005, 10:14 AM

lol dosent matter

yeah eyes are great now thanks.
0.1 left eye 0.5 right eye

i really would recomend it.

:lalala:
Dave

kjm030584 · 09-12-2005, 12:25 PM

Quote:

bluediamond Posted on Sep 12 2005, 08:08 AM
I bet you thought "Hey that was a bit premature!!"

Dave

LMFSAO

bluediamond · 09-12-2005, 01:09 PM

lol @ kyle on the ball :D

:lalala:
dave

last_dance_rodeo · 09-12-2005, 03:23 PM

Ok sorry I don't remember the characters names but anyways. At the end of the movie he does get with the girl and they have sex and then a funny part says one minute later because that's how long he lasted and she's like wanna give it another go round and then the second time it last for 2 hrs and then everyone in the movie starts dancing and singing to the age of aquarius song. It was funny. i think I just ruined the movie for the rest of y'all.

WhatWouldJewelDo · 09-13-2005, 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by last_dance_rodeo@Sep 12 2005, 07:23 AM
Ok sorry I don't remember the characters names but anyways. At the end of the movie he does get with the girl and they have sex and then a funny part says one minute later because that's how long he lasted and she's like wanna give it another go round and then the second time it last for 2 hrs and then everyone in the movie starts dancing and singing to the age of aquarius song. It was funny. i think I just ruined the movie for the rest of y'all.

i luve you

last_dance_rodeo · 09-13-2005, 02:22 AM

Someone loves me! yay! :wub:

WhatWouldJewelDo · 09-13-2005, 03:46 AM

i meant to type lurve, but i still luve u

kjm030584 · 09-13-2005, 01:52 PM

Quote:

last_dance_rodeo Posted on Sep 12 2005, 03:23 PM
... i think I just ruined the movie for the rest of y'all.

I think the movie's been ruined before it even when into production. :P

Little Bird · 09-13-2005, 03:40 PM

That's the thing about those movies. You can figure out the ending before even seeing it, just by reading the title!

40 year old virgin...let me guess....he loses his virginity, the end.
It's the giggle along the way that makes it worthwhile. You haven't ruined that.

WhatWouldJewelDo · 09-16-2005, 05:34 AM

I think the funniest thing is that they are all pot heads and there are like 20 scenes that they are just like blazing..... it makes me laugh

09-11-2005, 11:30 PM	#1
WhatWouldJewelDo Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 507 Rep Power: 72	Ok, so heres what happened, I went to the movies with my friends last night, and we got tickets for Red-Eye which is PG-13, and we snuck into the 40 Year old virgin because its rated R and they woudnt sell us tickets. and then with only 5 minutes left of the movie, the usher walks in and kicks us out of the theater!!!!!! I really need to know how the movie ends, someone please HELP ME!!! its been killing me, I need to know who he ends up banging!! ITS KILLING ME! __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'> how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you nothingness thank you clarity thank you thank you silence</span></span></span>

09-12-2005, 07:29 AM	#2
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,122 Rep Power: 10	Haven't seen it yet but it looks funny. __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

09-12-2005, 08:08 AM	#3
bluediamond Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South East England / Russia Posts: 1,689 Rep Power: 10	I bet you thought "Hey that was a bit premature!!" :rolleyes: :lalala: Dave __________________ Please clicking a few of these : http://www.HQ13.com http://www.russianradio.info http://www.stabletours.info http://www.personalcleaners.com

09-12-2005, 10:14 AM	#5
bluediamond Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South East England / Russia Posts: 1,689 Rep Power: 10	lol dosent matter yeah eyes are great now thanks. 0.1 left eye 0.5 right eye i really would recomend it. :lalala: Dave __________________ Please clicking a few of these : http://www.HQ13.com http://www.russianradio.info http://www.stabletours.info http://www.personalcleaners.com

09-12-2005, 01:09 PM	#7
bluediamond Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: South East England / Russia Posts: 1,689 Rep Power: 10	lol @ kyle on the ball :D :lalala: dave __________________ Please clicking a few of these : http://www.HQ13.com http://www.russianradio.info http://www.stabletours.info http://www.personalcleaners.com

09-12-2005, 03:23 PM	#8
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 85	Ok sorry I don't remember the characters names but anyways. At the end of the movie he does get with the girl and they have sex and then a funny part says one minute later because that's how long he lasted and she's like wanna give it another go round and then the second time it last for 2 hrs and then everyone in the movie starts dancing and singing to the age of aquarius song. It was funny. i think I just ruined the movie for the rest of y'all. __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

09-13-2005, 02:22 AM	#10
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 85	Someone loves me! yay! :wub: __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

09-13-2005, 03:46 AM	#11
WhatWouldJewelDo Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 507 Rep Power: 72	i meant to type lurve, but i still luve u __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'> how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you nothingness thank you clarity thank you thank you silence</span></span></span>

09-13-2005, 03:40 PM	#13
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,122 Rep Power: 10	That's the thing about those movies. You can figure out the ending before even seeing it, just by reading the title! 40 year old virgin...let me guess....he loses his virginity, the end. It's the giggle along the way that makes it worthwhile. You haven't ruined that. __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

09-16-2005, 05:34 AM	#14
WhatWouldJewelDo Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 507 Rep Power: 72	I think the funniest thing is that they are all pot heads and there are like 20 scenes that they are just like blazing..... it makes me laugh __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'> how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you nothingness thank you clarity thank you thank you silence</span></span></span>

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