I Just Need To Vent. - Page 2

Little Bird · 01-25-2006, 12:34 PM

LMAPMSOTF

Try and work out what the PM stands for. My best mate is a vet, I have to ask her about this!

Chris...you're a riot :lmao:

kjm030584 · 01-25-2006, 12:46 PM

wow.... vets are perverts.... I can't believe I want to be one.

Anyhoo, when we rescued a sole surviving baby bunny from under the lawn mower we nursed it until it was big enough and let it free... but while it was still a baby, a vet had to show us how to massage it to make it pee.

*uber-frown*

ShawnShamrock · 01-25-2006, 01:41 PM

Anyone else think a vet telllin gu to stimulate ur cat is a little strange

last_dance_rodeo · 01-26-2006, 01:46 AM

no keira i'm dead serious the vet told us to stimulate her vagina hahahahaha i laughed so hard when i heard it but it's true and it's really freaking nasty can you imagine how funny it would be though to see a cat running around with a qtip in their ass

michaelsjewel · 01-26-2006, 04:21 AM

that's quite funny - lol....wow - a gay guy stimulating a girl cat - hahaha - that's just 2 funny

last_dance_rodeo · 01-26-2006, 11:28 AM

and just plain wrong

ShawnShamrock · 01-26-2006, 02:10 PM

Well its a sad commentery to say t hat the only pussy he would of gotten wanted to run away and hide

007 · 02-25-2007, 11:46 PM

I don't know why I'm posting on a year old thread, but I just wanted you all to know that this was thhe funniest gd@mn thing I've ever read. I'm printing thihs off righht now and putting it in my desk drawer, for whhen I need a laugh.

Jonesy

007 · 02-25-2007, 11:48 PM

Thank you for all of the comments on this thread. i'm dying in laughter.

Jonesy

Eibhlin · 02-26-2007, 12:56 AM

lol, ya there are definitely threads here that make you think...what the heck are we doing talking about masturbating a cat????

last_dance_rodeo · 02-26-2007, 02:01 AM

hahahahahahahaha I totally forgot about this

wackyoverkhaki · 02-26-2007, 02:07 AM

*Shudder* I had a rabbit like that. Very ornery and stubborn no matter how much we trained her.

awiste · 02-26-2007, 03:16 AM

My old roommate's cat used to pee in my bath tub. Turns out she had a bladder infection. I guess kitties often pee in strange spots when they have bladder infections.

01-25-2006, 12:34 PM	#16
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	LMAPMSOTF Try and work out what the PM stands for. My best mate is a vet, I have to ask her about this! Chris...you're a riot :lmao: __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

01-25-2006, 12:46 PM	#17
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	wow.... vets are perverts.... I can't believe I want to be one. Anyhoo, when we rescued a sole surviving baby bunny from under the lawn mower we nursed it until it was big enough and let it free... but while it was still a baby, a vet had to show us how to massage it to make it pee. uber-frown __________________

01-26-2006, 01:46 AM	#19
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 251	no keira i'm dead serious the vet told us to stimulate her vagina hahahahaha i laughed so hard when i heard it but it's true and it's really freaking nasty can you imagine how funny it would be though to see a cat running around with a qtip in their ass __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

01-26-2006, 11:28 AM	#21
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 251	and just plain wrong __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

02-26-2007, 12:56 AM	#25
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	lol, ya there are definitely threads here that make you think...what the heck are we doing talking about masturbating a cat???? __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

01-25-2006, 01:41 PM	#18
ShawnShamrock Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 921 Rep Power: 0	Anyone else think a vet telllin gu to stimulate ur cat is a little strange

01-26-2006, 04:21 AM	#20
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	that's quite funny - lol....wow - a gay guy stimulating a girl cat - hahaha - that's just 2 funny

01-26-2006, 02:10 PM	#22
ShawnShamrock Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 921 Rep Power: 0	Well its a sad commentery to say t hat the only pussy he would of gotten wanted to run away and hide

02-25-2007, 11:46 PM	#23
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	I don't know why I'm posting on a year old thread, but I just wanted you all to know that this was thhe funniest gd@mn thing I've ever read. I'm printing thihs off righht now and putting it in my desk drawer, for whhen I need a laugh. Jonesy

02-25-2007, 11:48 PM	#24
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Thank you for all of the comments on this thread. i'm dying in laughter. Jonesy

02-26-2007, 02:01 AM	#26
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 251	hahahahahahahaha I totally forgot about this __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

02-26-2007, 02:07 AM	#27
wackyoverkhaki Super JKF Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: fishin'...or a-wishin' Posts: 473 Rep Power: 0	Shudder I had a rabbit like that. Very ornery and stubborn no matter how much we trained her. __________________ Rock your cares away, worries for another day...

02-26-2007, 03:16 AM	#28
awiste Alli Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 283 Rep Power: 0	My old roommate's cat used to pee in my bath tub. Turns out she had a bladder infection. I guess kitties often pee in strange spots when they have bladder infections.