Fast Food

[kjm030584]

I don't know, I'm not a fan of greasy chicken but KFC has some bangin' mac and cheese.

[WhatWouldJewelDo]

I think that food is good.

*funny story, SO LISTEN (read, I mean)*


Mmmk. One hot summer day, I was going over to my friend Bailey's house after school. I met her at lunch at school so we could go and get our books from our lockers and then get food. When I met her, a girl named Hayley was with her. Bailey tried to introduced us, but unfortunatly our paths have crossed before, except Hayley doesnt know that it is an "unfortunatly". So anyways, I look to Bailey and say "Do you want to go get food after school instead of right now", and Hayley interrupts and says "Where are you guys gonna go?", I say "I dunno, its up to Bailey", then Hayley says "We should all go to Taco Bell." Me and Bailey look at eachother... Did she just think what we think she did? Did she just totally invite herself over to hang out with us. Bailey and I both think she is an annoying peice of cellulite (hehe :D ).

So after school, I'm thinking if we make a run for it, we can avoid her. So I text message Bailey and tell her to meet me at me and Kara's (remember her?) special spot, which is the handicap ramp that is only used as a skateboarding ramp. So she meets me there and we are about to leave the school the back way so Hayley doesnt find us (by the way, Hayley mighe be a big girl, but shes quick) and Bailey realizes she forgot her books..... her locker is right next to Hayleys...... So we are trying to figure out what to do, and I just say, lets go and if we see her we will tell her that we cant hang out anymore. So we go to her locker and Hayley is standing right next to it, as if she were waiting for us.... the story will now continue in dialogue...:

Hayley - I thought you would never show up

Bailey - yeah, sorry about that

Me - Listen, Hayley, sorry, but I cant hang out anymore. My mom is making me go straight home.

Bailey - Sorry, I cant either.... My mom is going to Hong Kong tonight.

*I give a dirty look to Bailey, because thats the stupidest excuse ever*

Hayley - ohhh that sucks... well maybe another time

Me - yeah, definatly.

*Bailey gets her books and we leave. I say that we should still go to taco bell because neither of us have that much money, and its cheaper food there*

*We step into Taco Bell, and sitting all alone at a table by herself is none other than bunny poo face, Hayley*

Me - ooooohhhhhh, s***

Bailey - ummm.... pinche (spanish profanities dont need *ing, right??)

Hayley turns around and looks at us - OMG OMG OMG HEY GUYS!!!!

Me & Bailey - umm... hi

Hayley - come sit next to me

Me & Bailey - well.... um.... okay?

*We end up sitting down and before I move on I must make one point clear... Hayley is a big girl... which is okay because so is Bailey and sometimes i feel fat... but this info is just to understand the rest of the story*

*Hayley starts droning on about her weight loss techiniques*

Hayley - See.. the only reason that I'm kinda fat is cause when I do eat, and i only eat like once a day, I eat bad foods....

*Me and Bailey look at eachother and we are laughing hysterically in our minds*

*so then we all go to get our food, and I get Mexican pizza and a small drink, and Bailey and Hayley get the same thing.*

*when we sit down we start eating, and after we are done, me and Bailey feel like we are gonna explode from being so full*

Hayley - Im still hungry...

Me - why dont you get more food then?

Hayley - okay.

*she goes and gets a burrito supreme and another mexican pizza, sits down and eats both of them within 3 minutes, yes, i timed it.*

Hayley - Im still really hungry....

Bailey - after all that

Hayley - yeahhh

Me - go get food then

*She goes and gets two orders of nachos and sits down and eats then in less than 10 minutes, except we help her with one of the nachos : :D *

SYNOPSIS OF THE REST OF THE STORY:

Hayley finishes eating and invites herself over to baileys house and ruins our whole day with her stupid stories about how its so hard to keep her virginity (uh huh... yeah...) and continues to eat all of the food in baileys house and then leaves and we then become happy and write a song about bunny poo which is on my myspace CLICK HERE


THE POINT OF THIS STORY


dont eat a lot of bad food or you will have an eating disorder (overeating) like Hayley and become really annoying and make people want to ship you to china in bubble wrap.

[bluediamond]

mmm im lovin it

[Little Bird]

Ok, so it's between Wendy's, KFC and Some other obscure place.

I have to say, I think the absolute best place now is my local chipper. They do gorgeous chicken fillet burgers even better than KFC. Just tried them the other day...Yummmmmmmmmmm

[WhatWouldJewelDo]

Originally posted by bluediamond@Sep 27 2005, 03:05 AM



mmm im lovin it

you kinda look like Dave Thomas (wendy's dude) except with hair, thats black/brown/dark brown/whatever it really is

[ShawnShamrock]

SUBWAY
Subway is by far the best...
God I love that place
It is the reason I haven't turned vegeterain yet..

[Eibhlin]

I used to prefer Kohl's until they all went out of business :-(

[wackyoverkhaki]

Subway! Love their cheese and vegetable subs!
And of course...Dairy Queen!

[Little Bird]

I miss Bobby

[Veilingmeat]

Fast Food is the food of Chavs.....its absolutly bloody horrid tripe, i'd rather eat an upsetting tub of infested pig slop than McDonalds

and the same goes for there equally sh*te outlet Burger King
KFC
any sweaty Kebab outlet
...
...i'v said before and i'll say again, Italian Food is thee greatest...thats why it is'nt Take Away, and dont say Pizza...thats an American idea to ruin food hehe, mind you Fish & Chips here aint all that great either

[Eibhlin]

Originally Posted by Little Bird

I miss Bobby

Come to think of it, so do I! Whatever happened to him? We should campaign to bring him back!

[007]

I normally NEVER eat fast food. And I have a passion aout it, neglecting a cup of McDonald's cofee in te morning sometimes, but if I'm out all night in a van, I find a Sonic coney and a blast (anytype), quite comforting, and the commercials are great!

I was ordering one once, and my partner was insistent on not eating anything, and I heard the wholel story about how hot dogs are filthy and nasty. Needless to say, he ordered nothing, but drank his bottleld water and ate an orange (or tangerine, I'm not sure which) and made obscene comments while I ate my hotdog. I never heard the end of it; so, now if I go to Sonic, I'll eat outside away from the car. SO he can eat his fruit diet and soybean whatever in peace.

[Eibhlin]

you know, if you think about it, disgusting things are certainly not limited to fast food or things like hot dogs...people have gotten sick from not wiping off the tops of soda cans and drinking from where there was rat urine...thats a bit grosser than what's supposedly in hot dogs!!
besides, hot dogs are yummy...sometimes!

[007]

Point proven, but I'm used to river water.

[007]

I actually find Sonic's food quite presentable, but my partner can't stand anything 'fast food', all I tell hihm is that it's 'food' cooked 'fast'.