The Poll Thread

WhatWouldJewelDo · 08-11-2005, 10:53 AM

I feel as if this forum does not have enough polls. I decided to make a change.

Please vote, and elaborate on your choice.

I'll start:

I'd rather have uncontrollable Anal Leakage because I do not date that much.... when your 14 its more like Boy:"Hey do you wanna be my girlfriend?" Girl:"Yea!" Boy:"OK, lets make out!" LoL, and I would love to have Jewel do another pop record, but judging by the amount of chaos the other one brought, id like to avoid that.

I do not want to die, and I'm Iranian, so I might as well be the hairiest person alive. I do not want to be ugly. I love Arrowhead's new clear caps. and I do not want jewel to call me a loser, or else I would have to call her fat, and then she would call security.

I chose anal leakage, because hey, you could always just stick a cork in it! :lol:

Little Bird · 08-11-2005, 11:28 AM

Thanks Bobby. Having one of 'those day' when everything turns to crap and then I read this very cheerful thread. It has cheered me up quite a bit.

Eh....what the hell is Arrowhead?

Eibhlin · 08-11-2005, 04:20 PM

i chose Jewel making another pop record, because chances are i wont buy that one either, so it wont affect me in any way... :lol:
let all the true die-hard fans argue it out over whether she sold out again or not ;)

Little Bird · 08-11-2005, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eibhlin@Aug 11 2005, 05:20 PM
i chose Jewel making another pop record, because chances are i wont buy that one either, so it wont affect me in any way... :lol: ...

LOL!!! :lol:

WhatWouldJewelDo · 08-11-2005, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by little_bird@Aug 11 2005, 03:28 AM
Thanks Bobby. Having one of 'those day' when everything turns to crap and then I read this very cheerful thread. It has cheered me up quite a bit.

Eh....what the hell is Arrowhead?

Well, then you're not a real Jewel fan, :P because Arrowhead is the brand of water that BOTH me and Jewel drink.Click Here, to see their hompaage, if you really have a lot time on your hands.

LoL

Little Bird · 08-11-2005, 09:15 PM

Oh yeah, now I know it. We don't have that here.

georger · 08-21-2005, 10:46 AM

Eww, what a depressing poll!

Little Bird · 08-21-2005, 08:29 PM

kinda puts you off food doesn't it?

Well you gotta love him for trying.

WhatWouldJewelDo · 08-21-2005, 10:11 PM

I agree, you should love him for trying.

kjm030584 · 08-23-2005, 04:31 AM

I've had the leakage problem before, the Drs thought I had that disease where your colon is rejected from your body. *super-mega-uber-frown*

Eibhlin · 02-22-2007, 06:23 PM

does that fall under the category of too much information?

Eibhlin · 02-22-2007, 06:24 PM

i think that calls for another poll!

wackyoverkhaki · 02-22-2007, 06:37 PM

OK speaking of TMI, I have the opposite problem- I have chronic...blockage. It gets really bad if you're on vacation states from home in the arid mountains. Great way to ruin a vacation. And I've actually had a nightmare about Jewel calling me a loser before lol. I honestly think I'd rather admire her from afar because if I met her in person, I know I'd totally screw it up. I already made an ass of myself at her concert when I was screaming along to "Cold Song" so out of tune (I'm pretty sure everyone could hear me since I was one of the only ones who knew the words) which is really sad because normally I can sing better than that but I was so hoarse and excited. I hope she didn't remember me.

View Poll Results: Which would you rather have?
A date you found out had a sex change.	0	0%
Jewel do another pop record.	2	18.18%
Die.	1	9.09%
Be the hairiest person alive.	0	0%
Be really ugly.	0	0%
Have Arrowhead water bottle have white caps again.	3	27.27%
Have uncontrollable Anal Leakage.	1	9.09%
Meet Jewel in person, and have her call you a loser.	2	18.18%
All of the above.	2	18.18%
Voters: 11. You may not vote on this poll

08-11-2005, 10:53 AM	#1
WhatWouldJewelDo Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 507 Rep Power: 0	I feel as if this forum does not have enough polls. I decided to make a change. Please vote, and elaborate on your choice. I'll start: I'd rather have uncontrollable Anal Leakage because I do not date that much.... when your 14 its more like Boy:"Hey do you wanna be my girlfriend?" Girl:"Yea!" Boy:"OK, lets make out!" LoL, and I would love to have Jewel do another pop record, but judging by the amount of chaos the other one brought, id like to avoid that. I do not want to die, and I'm Iranian, so I might as well be the hairiest person alive. I do not want to be ugly. I love Arrowhead's new clear caps. and I do not want jewel to call me a loser, or else I would have to call her fat, and then she would call security. I chose anal leakage, because hey, you could always just stick a cork in it! :lol: __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'> how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you nothingness thank you clarity thank you thank you silence</span></span></span>

08-11-2005, 11:28 AM	#2
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Thanks Bobby. Having one of 'those day' when everything turns to crap and then I read this very cheerful thread. It has cheered me up quite a bit. Eh....what the hell is Arrowhead? __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

08-11-2005, 04:20 PM	#3
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	i chose Jewel making another pop record, because chances are i wont buy that one either, so it wont affect me in any way... :lol: let all the true die-hard fans argue it out over whether she sold out again or not ;) __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

08-11-2005, 09:15 PM	#6
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Oh yeah, now I know it. We don't have that here. __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

08-21-2005, 10:46 AM	#7
georger JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 44 Rep Power: 235	Eww, what a depressing poll!

08-21-2005, 08:29 PM	#8
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	kinda puts you off food doesn't it? Well you gotta love him for trying. __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

08-21-2005, 10:11 PM	#9
WhatWouldJewelDo Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 507 Rep Power: 0	I agree, you should love him for trying. __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'> how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you nothingness thank you clarity thank you thank you silence</span></span></span>

08-23-2005, 04:31 AM	#10
kjm030584 Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,843 Rep Power: 253	I've had the leakage problem before, the Drs thought I had that disease where your colon is rejected from your body. super-mega-uber-frown __________________

02-22-2007, 06:23 PM	#11
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	does that fall under the category of too much information? __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

02-22-2007, 06:24 PM	#12
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	i think that calls for another poll! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

02-22-2007, 06:37 PM	#13
wackyoverkhaki Super JKF Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: fishin'...or a-wishin' Posts: 473 Rep Power: 0	lol OK speaking of TMI, I have the opposite problem- I have chronic...blockage. It gets really bad if you're on vacation states from home in the arid mountains. Great way to ruin a vacation. And I've actually had a nightmare about Jewel calling me a loser before lol. I honestly think I'd rather admire her from afar because if I met her in person, I know I'd totally screw it up. I already made an ass of myself at her concert when I was screaming along to "Cold Song" so out of tune (I'm pretty sure everyone could hear me since I was one of the only ones who knew the words) which is really sad because normally I can sing better than that but I was so hoarse and excited. I hope she didn't remember me. __________________ Rock your cares away, worries for another day...