The Jewel Kilcher Forum  

*** IMPORTANT WEBSITE NOTICE *** This website is no longer open and used for archive purposes only. No longer accepting new membership and all current members can login but no new posts are allowed. Please contact kiera@kieralambe.net if you wish to discuss this with the Administrator - Thank you ***

Go Back   The Jewel Kilcher Forum > Non Jewel Related > The Abyss
Connect with Facebook

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-01-2008, 12:46 PM   #1
Webbed
JKF Member
 
Webbed's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Bay Area, California
Posts: 170
Rep Power: 211
Webbed Between 150 and 249 pointsWebbed Between 150 and 249 points
Default Ear Infection

Ear Infection.....

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.... The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?

'There's something wrong with my privates', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.'

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear', he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Last edited by Webbed; 08-01-2008 at 12:57 PM.
Webbed is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-01-2008, 12:53 PM   #2
Little Bird
Administrator
 
Little Bird's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wicklow, Ireland
Posts: 6,178
Rep Power: 10
Little Bird Between 150 and 249 pointsLittle Bird Between 150 and 249 points
Default

LMAO!

Sounds like an Irish joke. So funny. THe old man could be my dad. He's just the type of person to raise question the receptionist like that. I found that hilarious. Thanks for the Friday giggle.
__________________
In the end...only kindness matters

MysteriousWisdom
Little Bird is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-04-2008, 08:17 PM   #3
louloublu
Super JKF Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Co. Clare, Ireland
Posts: 432
Rep Power: 0
louloublu Between 10 and 49 points
Default

I don't like saying LOL unless I have actually laughed out loud but that made me LOL for real!
__________________


"You thought I didn't notice the skin on your teeth had a tear."
louloublu is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT. The time now is 11:30 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All design and contents Copyright ©2005-2010 Jewel Kilcher Forum. All Rights Reserved. Content published on The JKF requires permission for reprint.