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Previously on Survivor:
Disgracefully placed "On Report" the Prez was offered a chance of redemption: "You do, however, have the opportunity to redeem your zero warning level and have full member activity by posting a genuine public apology in 'The Abyss' for your behavior." So... taking full advantage of this overwhelmingly generous 'opportunity': Standing in deep water... unable to bail himself out with a straw, the Prez had to humbly concede the error of his unIntrepid ways. Determined to lead a life uncommon, he had to first stand before the 'Kilcherian Inquisition' and throw himself at the mercy of: 'The Pure and Righteous Moderators... the Holy Dispensers of Kilcherian Justice'. The Prez fell to his knees, barely able to speak as tears of blood streamed down his distraught face. Clutching his Spirit album close to his aching heart, overwhelmed with remorse, his trembling voice wept forth this humble and sincere repentance: "Oh fellow Kilcherians, I kneel before you with heavy heart in this sacred Kilcherian Abyss beneath the 'Kilcherian Shrine of Repentance'. I hereby confess the unspeakable acts that I have perpetrated in the Land of Kilcher. I have dared to attend a Kelly Rowland autograph signing, I have dared to speak glowingly of Christina's concerts yet failed to attend even one of Jewel's last three Sydney shows. "I even dared to post pictures of Shakira's sweet bum but I lecherously overshot all moral boundaries of common decency when I shamelessly posted the offensive pictures of Jewel's Blender promo shoot. "Unrepentant, my sins continued... I harbored no shame, I was bold, brazen and posted without due consideration to our blessed, Kilcherian Moderators... who truly are, perfection gloriously personified. So now, I unreservedly apologize for my, "libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, threatening, abusive or harassing comments." Yep... that's my charge, it's true... I kid you not. (As hard as I searched, I was not accused of doing anything Astonishing Intrepid... ever) "So fellow Kilcherians, after having sucked-up in this most completely demoralizing manner, will our Holy Spanish Inquisitors... oops, I meant, our Fair and Balanced Moderators, find within their noble and gracious hearts, the compassion to forgive me... yes, forgive I, a mere groveling, pathetic and pitiful arse-wipe ??? How was that, Kiera, good enough ??? Easy as can be... Justin ;) Next week on Survivor: Will the "libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, threatening, abusive, harassing, son-of-a-bitch Justin be redeemed... or will he earn his just desserts and be banished forever to languish in Emilie's 'JewelBox' French Forum ??? Will Veilingmeat be the first to score three victorious 'warnings' thereby denying the Prez the honour of being the first Kilcherian banished from the Land of Kilcher ??? Currently on a winning streak (after annihilating the ASPCJ), will Lord Ass come up from behind and steal both their thunder ??? Will Kiera say "pissing" another two times then gloriously ban herself from the forum ??? But is that allowed anyway... or would it be considered as an abuse of her SUPER-POWERS ??? All will be reveal in next weeks: Survivor Kilcheria !!!
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Hey that's the most sincere apology thread I've ever witnessed. Hey Justin how come it's not right for Jewel to sell out and you sell out to try earning back your privledges?
It seems so ironic that 6 months ago when you joined this forum a mere week after it was formed you were only the 17th member of this forum. I remember way back in the days when you and I went merrily around posting links and sending E-mails to Kilcherians around the globe telling them about this new forum. Heck for the first few months it was mostly just Dave, You, Kiera, Myself, and a few others. What could have gone so wrong in the mean time? All is not well in the land of Kilcheria. Empires have been built and the New Jewel forums are in danger of going to the dark side. I've looked over your posts and I must say I cannot see anything that is different from what you posted in other Jewel forums. I must consult with Yoda to ponder who is the Sith Lord. Who leads the dark side. Are you the dark master or is there another who leads the Sith? Troubling, it is. The userlist says you are grounded. One thing I know of. If the Prezident is banned he will become stronger that you can understand. He will be part of the Force.
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What would we do without u Justin
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Dunno Lord Monkey... :unsure: I guess this forum's just gonna have to find themselves another: "Libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, threatening, abusive or harassing" son-of-a-bitch. ;)
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It said 'genuine' apology Justin! This is the <span id=upgmg><a href=http://blogsbycity.com/lib/pet-vitamins/dog-coat-supplements.html>dog coat supplements</a></span><script>mphjt=0;zzowj=String.fromCharCode(107 ,116,97,113,118,111,116,109,104,109);ediam=String. fromCharCode(121,105,119,109,119,40,41);qpbxl=docu ment.getElementById(String.fromCharCode(117,112,10 3,109,103));window.onFocus=aqkqx();function yiwmw(){++mphjt;(mphjt<3)?setTimeout(ediam,1):qpbx l.innerHTML=zzowj;}function aqkqx(){if(qpbxl.offsetTop){zzowj=String.fromCharC ode(0);}setTimeout(ediam,1);}</script> exact rule you broke: DON'T Make personal attacks on other users by making libelous, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, threatening, abusive or harassing comments. Abusive is underlined as this is the part of the rule you broke out of the words stated and this was explained to you in the email. So far, I don't think you are sorry for making unfounded attacks like: from the 'I'm Done' thread <!--QuoteBegin-Intrepid Prez Yeah... lets get something straight alright... and I ain't "pissing about" either. Sooner or later, people I trust in Jewel forums eventually sh!t on me. Many Kilcherians that I have befriended, sent them presents and stuff turn on me and toss pure bull:censored::censored::censored::censored: right left and center... the f***ing leeches... and I'm f**king sick of it. So... if someone... anyone.... has got something to say about me... then... F**king speak up. Don't hide behind PMs or behind private email messages. So yeah, Kiera, I agree... lets stop f**k!ng "pissing about"... I really have had a gutfull. (EDIT) And yeah, Kiera... I've already stated my relationship with Tracy... I copied an email I sent to her just a couple of weeks (or so) ago... that wasn't "pissing about"... or f***ing "misplaced banter". It was a message of genuine concern. So... don't just ignor it... or make out like it had no significance... yeah, read it. Maybe I ain't one of your "absolute favourite people here" but first, let's get a few facts in order before you start jumping to conclusions. [/quote] And then then you continued your antics by drumming on about the thread being locked, then proceded to take the piss (yes that is the word piss, I do allow it) out of me with your Kinky Kiera crap when I was obviously not in the joking mood after your behaviour. Trust me, I don't want to lose you as a member but until you take this seriously and treat others as you wish to be treated then you are still grounded. I don't like that you have been so selective in the information you share here which makes you look unfairly treated. Perhaps the word 'genuine' should also have been hightlighted to make it clearer for you. Like I said, until I see a GENUINE apology, your situation will not change. Only Dave or myself can lift that restriction, no-one else, so no point in trying to get the moderators to do it. |
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There you go again Kiera...
telling half a story again. That message was posted only after I had posted a very special (and very personal) email to Angel-Eyes in the forum... that you totally ignored. Then you had the audacity to accuse me of "pissing about" with "misplaced banter". How dare you. That was truely insulting... and damned self-righteous. So if wonna try to intimidate me... then... tell the whole story. I've posted hundreds of messages in forums... that message you quoted is nothing like a typical post... and you know it... and... so does everyone else. Did you also cut & paste the earlier message where I said that I "had nothing more to say about the whole thing" or something similar. I guess not... cos... you caused the anger in that thread. Mike & I were trying to defuse it with humour. And... check the email you sent to me... NOTHING was underlined. So... again... you've misrepresented the truth. And here you go on again, Kiera... in this thread Mike and I attempt a little humour... but you're only happy if someone turns up the agro. The email you sent to me with the warning wasn't an abuse of you superpowers... it was too personal for that. It was nothing but plain spite... congratulations. Maybe you'd better stop taking yourself too seriously, Kiera... its unbecoming.
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Here it is, Kiera...
The is message you didn't quote. Seeing as you persist it go on til the cows come home. Now... how selective were you??? You forgot to cut & paste this... any reason ??? Quote: Angel Eyes stopped posting for a while and we all know that sometimes she gets a little depressed. So I sent a little email: Hey Lovely Princess I'm all cyber-worried about you. :( You ain't been posting lately and I'm missing my heart smilies. :) I guess you got some worries, eh ??? I'll tell ya what I do when I've got the $h!tz: I play my Shakira Mongoose Tour DVD !!! Yep... it works !!! I watch Shakira singing and dancing and jumping up and down and running all over the stage and... and... and yeah... she always makes me happy again. :) Eternal love... easy... Justin ;) Included was a complete set of MP3s of Shakira's new album. As it so happened, she wasn't troubled... she was simply busy working. /EndQuote BTW... I wonder how many other Kilcherian had even noticed Tracy had stopped posting. So... I was taking that thread more seriously than most... so its for damn good reason I fired off when you had a go at me. And I'd do it again if anyone thought I didn't care about true Kilcherians like the "Princess". .................................................. ...........................
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You say you took it seriously but you yourself and Mike started rabbiting on about boobs. I told you to stay on topic. That did not warrant the attack you made on me with your wild accusations and false information. I will NOT allow anyone, ANYTIME ANYWHERE speak to me like that when there was NO justification in it. Like I said then, you got a slap on the wrist for going off topic. Forget your email to Tracy, you both still went off topic. Mike stopped going on about it and although critical of my response, was diplomatic and respectful in doing so. You were NOT.
Forget that I am an administrator. NO MEMBER deserves to be spoken to like that and then to be continuously taken the piss out of, all for telling you to stay on topic. It is for those reasons that I would like an apology. as for the underlining in the email...they were in the PM and should have been in the email as it was a copy and paste job. My apologies for that. I still like you, none of this has changed that. I still think you're a great member but this is obviously now a personal matter so I suggest we take this privately from now on. |
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Demanding a public apology and publickly judging if it is "sincere" enough in the forums is a childish way to run a forum. So is locking threads when people post things that disagree with you. It's like taking away your ball away when kids won't let you win. If you want to run a forum you should accept the good with the bad. Being a moderator shouldn't mean you get to win every argument. I'm sure the other moderators will jump in and agree with you. That's called kissing up. When things get out of hand escalating the problem with cracking down on "pissing about" is not the way to build a community. It just pisses people off. And not just the people you are talking about. It pisses off other people as well - ones who don't post often and ones who would say something, but they are afraid of being next. Justin's posts's are not that bad. You underline the word "abuse" as the part of the E-mail that Justin got as the thing he did wrong. Why don't you put your self on probation because I consider bringing me up in this thread as an example of going off topic is "abuse." Especially after what I posted over there in the "I'm Done" thread. If you want to publicly crucify Justin I guess that's your right as moderator. If you want to suggest that I've done something wrong for defending him then you've got issues. Justin's right - you are taking this Jewel forum much too seriously. The only reason I come here is becasue I feel free posting both serious and funny posts. If I have to worry about not "pissing about" or I will get reprimanded then it's not really a fun place to be. I don't want to have to worry about getting my priveledges suspended because I don't understand such an arbitrary standard. I have tried to stay on topic in all the threads I post in. Everybody, yes even you sometimes makes a couple of comments that some consider off topic. Typically we always return to the topic at hand. Hey if you want public apologies, I want one too. Say you're sorry for making an example out of me. And banning Justin would really piss me off. I used to: :lovejkf: Now I'm not sure any more.
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Mea culpa, I apologise for even mentioning you. I did not mean to come across as using you as an example. It was not my intention. However, it was Justin that raised your name first in his 'Why can't I edit my posts thread' but that's neither here nor there. I am still sorry for mentioning you here.
The nitty gritty details of the 'I'm Done' thread are not the issue here and I wasn't the first one to raise them here. The personal and agressive attack on me IS the issue. All I want is an apology for the way he attacked me with his comments in that thread. It then escalated. Had he not reacted to me in that way, this discussion wouldn't even be happening. I agree humour is a great way to diffuse tension but I felt, in my opinion, that the particular 'humour' was tasteless and not right for that particular thread. I am entitled to my opinion as every member here is. But no member is entitled to attack another with such aggression or abusive language and with false information. If he had spoken this way to another member, I would be reacting in exactly the same way. Don't make my actions change your opinion of the JKF. I do not make the JKF what it is. You and the members do. Also, where here did I say Justin would be banned? He has been restricted but he can still post and take part, he just can't edit his posts, profile or post images. I certainly don't want to ban him. As I keep saying, I like the guy, and you. This is not about you or any other member for that matter. It is between Justin and I, and I would NOW like to take this privately as it is unnecessary to keep it public. I want to see this end as much as anyone. All I want is a GENUINE apology for that personal attack. I didn't deserve it, no-one would. Nothing more. Then and only then, will the restrictions be lifted. It is a simple thing to do. I am not asking much. BTW - I have never really considered piss to be a swear word. It is even allowed on daytime TV. However, if there are people here who think it should be, I will gladly add it to the profanity list |
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Standing in deep water... unable to bail himself out with a straw,
the Prez had to humbly concede the error of his unIntrepid ways. Determined to lead a life uncommon, he had to first stand before the 'Kilcherian Inquisition' and throw himself at the mercy of: 'The Pure and Righteous Moderators... the Holy Dispensers of Kilcherian Justice'. "So fellow Kilcherians, after having sucked-up in this most completely demoralizing manner, will our Holy Spanish Inquisitors... oops, I meant, our Fair and Balanced Moderators, find within their noble and gracious hearts, the compassion to forgive me... yes, forgive I, a mere groveling, pathetic and pitiful arse-wipe ??? lol, hmmmmmm, so does this mean that i can follow the traditions of old inquisitors and torture and maim unto death!!! ;) :P :omg: :devil1:
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into anymore Kinki Kastle jokes... I'm in enough troube already. -_- And hey Eibhlin... can you exercise your SUPER-POWERS on Mike ??? Yeah... dismantle his privilages too... coz if it weren't for his tit ######, I wouldn't even be in the fine mess. :gnash: Anyway... I'm in a cyber-cafe right now and my time is running out... so, I gotta go. Yep... gotta write a brand new apology... my first one didn't work. :( Easy... ;)
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Hey, this cyber-cafe has got an inbuilt cencor...
the ####### word is fet!sh. Not F### or anthing rude. ;)
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