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Old 06-29-2005, 02:55 AM   #31
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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Jun 28 2005, 06:41 PM
No Mike...

the Brits and the Irish might look the same from where you sit...
but there are definate cultural difference.

The Brits teach their kids fruit-mince pie recipies
and how to put a train set together...

while the Irish teach their kids molotov cocktail recipies
and how to put an AK-47 assault rifle together.


Easy... ;)
Ouch.

Most of us also have trouble telling Australians from New Zealanders apart. The main difference is New Zealanders will tell the tourists to stay out of the Shark infested water while the Australians encourage people to get real close to the Crocodiles. Cultural difference. Like you said. ;) :blink:
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Old 06-29-2005, 03:03 AM   #32
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Originally posted by lordassmonkey@Jun 28 2005, 06:37 PM
Not entirely it could be like.
USSPCJ
NASPCJ

Or i could just start a small local chapter.
PENNYSLVANIA Version.

He may of tried to use his cheap tactics to promote the ASPCJ in Austriia by using an American version with the same intials.

It was a damn good effort so congratulations. We will see what happens
Justin use cheesy promotion? Say it isn't so!

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Old 06-29-2005, 10:55 AM   #33
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Quit the Kastle of Kruelty thing. I don't find it funny. It wasn't posted to be funny but as a stab at me so please, let it be the end of it.
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Old 06-29-2005, 12:23 PM   #34
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It wasn't posted to be funny but as a stab at me
No its wasn't...

Its fruit-loop stuff...
like LonlyLulaby looking like Shikira...
like Lord Ass setting up an ASPCJ...
like the LOCKED THREAD being covered up by a Catholic conspiracy...
like the rest of this fruit-loop soap opera... how absurd is it ???

Mike's right... humor and fruit-loop nonsense is the best way sort out stuff...
anyway... its the only way I know how to do it.


You know my email address... I dont like PMs...
better still... bring it out in this thread...
it'll be great stuff for the soap opera...

almost like reality TV. ;)
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Old 06-29-2005, 12:51 PM   #35
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so this is going from soap opera to reality tv eh? hmm, lemme see, so we will have to nominate a bachelor or bachelorette then compete for his/her hand in marriage plus a million bucks by eating revolting things and doing death defying tests, shamelessly flaunting their bodies in the kilcherian mansions hot tub, then once a contestant has won, further testing their commitment to each other by throwing them on adultery-erm-temptation- island, and the kicker is, they don't win a million bucks but a million bugs...
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Old 06-29-2005, 04:58 PM   #36
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The Brits teach their kids fruit-mince pie recipies
and how to put a train set together...



Ehhh??? where'de you hear that cobber?
Us lousy brits dont know how to make a fruit-mince pie,us jolly ol boys live for traditional old gentry in the old domain...where we are brought up to given the proper lessons on how to make a true cup of tea!
...and train sets...pah! i'll hear none of it,considering we invevted the train and ours are ALWAYS late!,the only thing kids are good at putting together here is organised crime!
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Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Jun 29 2005, 05:23 AM
humor and fruit-loop nonsense is the best way sort out stuff...
anyway... its the only way I know how to do it.
Same here.
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Old 06-29-2005, 11:42 PM   #38
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...i tell ya what would make good reality tv,give each person a machine gun,panzerfaust,hand grenade's,flame thrower........and let them hunt each other down!!! till death.
and the winner gets crucified,or even sicker...a battery acid enema! lets face it sooooo many people would really love to watch stuff like that....we need tv like this nowadays coz we've all gone too soft in the mind! and yesssss!!! Eibhlin we also need BUGS!!! lots of bugs :devil1:
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Old 06-30-2005, 02:20 AM   #39
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I need a love thing going on here.
Yes the ASPCJ IS ALL MINE
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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YEAH I kick A$$.

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Old 06-30-2005, 10:50 AM   #40
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as for Veilingmeats posts, what exactly is in that cigarette you are smoking? i am sure they make sense to the oompa-loompas :P
lol,that was only a Marlboro Light....*honest* that photo was taken after about 16 bottles of Becks Beer :o somewhere in London at my ex-girlfriends party! soon after spotting a giant beer thirsty monster (Beerzilla) on the horizon!!!
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i sense a new power crazed kilcherian dictator on the rising by the name of shawn! lol! instead of being force read jewel's poetry, what will the new punishment be for jewel bashers?

so veilingmeat, have you ever watched natural born killers? (was my favorite severalyears ago) because if you havent, i have a feeling you may like it, plenty of murder and gore for ya, i dont watch that type of stuff much now
well, i do still like the Godfather...thats a weakness of mine, mob movies
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Old 06-30-2005, 03:36 PM   #42
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Yeah iv seen 'Natural Born killers' not a bad film i'll say,and theres another kinda like it called 'Battle Royal' its Japanese,about jap student criminals on an island and there all given a certain weapon to survive and are told to go out and kill each other...the winner gets freedom but thats not the case!!!
brilliant film!
...and as for mob movies there just as good for violence etc,'Casino','Good Fellas' and so on :D
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ummm, i think we are drifting :offtopic: so let's integrate this into the soap opera thread...

shawn is now plotting to take command of a newer ASPCJ, but is it really a cover for some more evil plot?

is veilingmeats obsession with death and war going to lead to a kidnapping and ransom attempt on shawn, the newest dictator? and will he attempt to brainwash us all with his own form of propaganda and ship us off to some island to live out his automaitc weapon riddled reality show, where the last one standing gets thrown into a pit of scarabs and other vile bugs?
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.......and nobody knows what iv got down my trousers :P :lol:

A biiiiiiiiiig.............Panzershrek!!!!
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