The Kilcherian Soap Opera Thread - Page 2

WhatWouldJewelDo · 06-27-2005, 05:48 AM

hahaha.... WAIT!! why am i not in any of the Kilcherian Soap Opera episodes??? I cause the *most* drama in this forum and Im the only one with warnings (i never knew i would be remotely proud of that):huh:

THATS IT!!! if im not in the next episode, i will..... swin to australia and burn dow ASPCJ's headquarters!!!!! that'll teach you! :P

MrCC · 06-27-2005, 06:55 AM

Uh oh. You better beef up security around the perimeter of the ASPCJ compound, Justin.

Intrepid Prez · 06-27-2005, 10:33 AM

The Kilcherian Soap Opera: Episode 3

Congratulations were in order to Mike !!!

He had won the award for: 'Most Diplomatic Post' for his tactful answer to this question:

"Will Kiera always be drunk with power or will she attend counseling ???"

And... Mike's calmly considered answer was: "No comment."

This diplomatic gesture will undoubtedly help to calm frazzled nerves and
defuse further emotional outbursts. After all, that's exactly why the
'Kilcherian Soap Opera' had to be salvaged from the uncontrollable,
legendary 'LOCKED THREAD'.

This long overdue demonstration of respect for authority might encourages a closer
relationship between forum members and the mods who, after all, are only trying
to provide a friendly atmosphere where Jewel-fans can share love for our beloved Jewel.

Congratulations again Mike !!!

This post was so impressive, it also won a second award !!!
It won the former Prezident of the ASPCJ's award for:

'The Most Gutless Post I've Ever Seen in My Intrepid F***ing Life' award.

CONGRATULATIONS MIKE !!!

And... congratulations were in order too for... the stunningly gorgeous LonelyLullaby
who, fresh out of denial, looked absolutely sensational sporting her new 'Shakira Look' !!!
Picture perfect... even down to the dark roots !!!

Now... Kilcherians ponder these new intriguing questions:

In 25,000 years from now will archeologists uncover the LOCKED THREAD and endeavor
to unravels the mysteries within the Da Vinci Banter???

Or... will the Catholic Church conspire to cover up all evidence of Kiera's LOCKED THREAD.

Therefore... will Dan Brown's descendants expose this evil conspiracy...
and discover that Kiera is a descendant from the bloodline of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene ???

And... even further mysteries to ponder:

Is the triumphant Lord Ass now planning to launch the
'American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Jewel' ???
And... will the Prezident (Formerly Known as Intrepid) boycott it ???

Will Mike stop leering at LonelyLullaby's tits long enough to see her flirtatious batting eyelashes ???

Which one of the two Michaels owns the axe ???

Will a Veilingmeat post ever make any sense ???

Why is kjm030584 contiually L(his)FAO ???

And... has WhatWouldJewelDo had enough "warnings" to warrant his smug boasting ???

Can his warnings/hate-mail/boycotts/hate-threads/snotty-guestbook-messages/whatever
even begin to match up to those of the former ASPCJ ???

btw... don't forget, this month only:

Madame Kiera is offering 15% off (forum members only) for a private session at:
Kinky Kiera's Kastle Of Kruelty'.

Stay tune for episode 4 of: The Kilcherian Soap Opera

*** Atlantic News Flash - Atlantic News Flash - Atlantic News Flash ***

SPECIAL OFFER !!! 50% off the marked price of Jewel's albums is currently being offered to Oompa Loompas.

LonelyLullaby · 06-27-2005, 12:55 PM

:lol: well thanks

Veilingmeat · 06-27-2005, 07:57 PM

...and veilingmeats posts will continue to make no sense whatsoever!!!!

Theophilus Thistle the succesful thistle sifter, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.
"It's all eggs,bacon,beans and a fried slice"

Madness....don't quote me on that :blink:

MrCC · 06-27-2005, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Jun 27 2005, 03:33 AM
The Kilcherian Soap Opera: Episode 3

Congratulations were in order to Mike !!!

He had won the award for: 'Most Diplomatic Post' for his tactful answer to this question:

"Will Kiera always be drunk with power or will she attend counseling ???"

And... Mike's calmly considered answer was: "No comment."

This diplomatic gesture will undoubtedly help to calm frazzled nerves and
defuse further emotional outbursts. After all, that's exactly why the
'Kilcherian Soap Opera' had to be salvaged from the uncontrollable,
legendary 'LOCKED THREAD'.

This long overdue demonstration of respect for authority might encourages a closer
relationship between forum members and the mods who, after all, are only trying
to provide a friendly atmosphere where Jewel-fans can share love for our beloved Jewel.

Congratulations again Mike !!!

This post was so impressive, it also won a second award !!!
It won the former Prezident of the ASPCJ's award for:

'The Most Gutless Post I've Ever Seen in My Intrepid F***ing Life' award.

CONGRATULATIONS MIKE !!!

And... congratulations were in order too for... the stunningly gorgeous LonelyLullaby
who, fresh out of denial, looked absolutely sensational sporting her new 'Shakira Look' !!!
Picture perfect... even down to the dark roots !!!

Now... Kilcherians ponder these new intriguing questions:

In 25,000 years from now will archeologists uncover the LOCKED THREAD and endeavor
to unravels the mysteries within the Da Vinci Banter???

Or... will the Catholic Church conspire to cover up all evidence of Kiera's LOCKED THREAD.

Therefore... will Dan Brown's descendants expose this evil conspiracy...
and discover that Kiera is a descendant from the bloodline of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene ???

And... even further mysteries to ponder:

Is the triumphant Lord Ass now planning to launch the
'American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Jewel' ???
And... will the Prezident (Formerly Known as Intrepid) boycott it ???

Will Mike stop leering at LonelyLullaby's tits long enough to see her flirtatious batting eyelashes ???

Which one of the two Michaels owns the axe ???

Will a Veilingmeat post ever make any sense ???

Why is kjm030584 contiually L(his)FAO ???

And... has WhatWouldJewelDo had enough "warnings" to warrant his smug boasting ???

Can his warnings/hate-mail/boycotts/hate-threads/snotty-guestbook-messages/whatever
even begin to match up to those of the former ASPCJ ???

btw... don't forget, this month only:

Madame Kiera is offering 15% off (forum members only) for a private session at:
Kinky Kiera's Kastle Of Kruelty'.

Stay tune for episode 4 of: The Kilcherian Soap Opera

*** Atlantic News Flash - Atlantic News Flash - Atlantic News Flash ***

SPECIAL OFFER !!! 50% off the marked price of Jewel's albums is currently being offered to Oompa Loompas.

I never stare. I glance.

You're just lucky I'm so diplomatic. Without my efforts to water down your touble-making you would be in big trouble. Oh, wait. You still are. Oh well I guess all my diplomacy has been wasted.

KJM should be careful with all that LMAO. He might end up with no A at all. He could go from J Lo to J No Mo.

Kinky Kiera's Kastle Of Kruelty? Wow. Those British Islanders are into some strange things. ;) Is that an online forum or a store? If it's a store my advice is simple. Never buy kinky products that customers have returned no matter how much they take off the price. You just never know where they've been.

Hey speaking of an American ASPCJ I noticed one the other day it was The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Jeeps.

I'm was sure there was some Da Vinci code in your post. I ran it through the Babblefish translator and I came up with this revelation.

"The Cruelty Preventor Justin will P*ss everyone off and enjoy it."

Eibhlin · 06-27-2005, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Hey speaking of an American ASPCJ I noticed one the other day it was The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Jeeps.

:P down with the ASPCJ, Jeeps deserve all the crap they get, i am considering making a sticker with someone holding a wrench and a shotgun saying "IT"S A JEEP THING, YOU DON'T WANT TO UNDERSTAND"

as for Veilingmeats posts, what exactly is in that cigarette you are smoking? i am sure they make sense to the oompa-loompas :P

WhatWouldJewelDo · 06-28-2005, 06:44 AM

Quote:

And... has WhatWouldJewelDo had enough "warnings" to warrant his smug boasting ???

Can his warnings/hate-mail/boycotts/hate-threads/snotty-guestbook-messages/whatever
even begin to match up to those of the former ASPCJ ???

OMFG, i totally forgot about the guestbook message i left you like 10 million years ago.

P.S. dont worry about the security, i wont have to burn down ASPCJ *eye twitch*

LonelyLullaby · 06-28-2005, 01:03 PM

Quote:

I never stare. I glance.

Well keep glancing ;)

Little Bird · 06-28-2005, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrCC@Jun 27 2005, 09:29 PM
Those British Islanders are into some strange things.

I'll have you know that I am Irish, not British! Hence 'Republic' that comes before 'of Ireland'

MrCC · 06-28-2005, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by little_bird@Jun 28 2005, 03:01 PM
I'll have you know that I am Irish, not British! Hence 'Republic' that comes before 'of Ireland'

Heck, from where I'm sitting all you Europeans look alike. Parlez vous Francais? ;) Kinky Kiera's Kastle of Kruelty now with convenient locations throughout the beautiful Republic of Ireland. Please don't beat me, Mistress Kiera. ;) :P

ShawnShamrock · 06-28-2005, 10:42 PM

:mooner: If I started the American Version I don't know if it would be nearley as WONDERFUL as the Asutrialn version. I don't know how I could compete...

michaelsjewel · 06-29-2005, 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lordassmonkey@Jun 28 2005, 04:42 PM
:mooner: If I started the American Version I don't know if it would be nearley as WONDERFUL as the Asutrialn version. I don't know how I could compete...

well all u would have to do is - start out preventing cruelty - then start bashing jewel left and right - it'd make for great comedy like the ASPCJ - lol...wait they would would have the same initials - lol...nevermind :rolleyes:

ShawnShamrock · 06-29-2005, 01:37 AM

Not entirely it could be like.
USSPCJ
NASPCJ

Or i could just start a small local chapter.
PENNYSLVANIA Version.

He may of tried to use his cheap tactics to promote the ASPCJ in Austriia by using an American version with the same intials.

It was a damn good effort so congratulations. We will see what happens

Intrepid Prez · 06-29-2005, 01:41 AM

No Mike...

the Brits and the Irish might look the same from where you sit...
but there are definate cultural difference.

The Brits teach their kids fruit-mince pie recipies
and how to put a train set together...

while the Irish teach their kids molotov cocktail recipies
and how to put an AK-47 assault rifle together.

Easy... ;)

06-27-2005, 05:48 AM	#16
WhatWouldJewelDo Members Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Posts: 507 Rep Power: 0	hahaha.... WAIT!! why am i not in any of the Kilcherian Soap Opera episodes??? I cause the most drama in this forum and Im the only one with warnings (i never knew i would be remotely proud of that):huh: THATS IT!!! if im not in the next episode, i will..... swin to australia and burn dow ASPCJ's headquarters!!!!! that'll teach you! :P __________________ <span style=\'font-family:Courier\'><span style=\'font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\'><span style=\'color:yellow\'> how 'bout stopping eating when I'm full up how 'bout me not blaming you for everything how 'bout me enjoying the moment for once how 'bout unabashedly bawling your eyes out thank you India thank you terror thank you disillusionment thank you nothingness thank you clarity thank you thank you silence</span></span></span>

06-27-2005, 06:55 AM	#17
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	Uh oh. You better beef up security around the perimeter of the ASPCJ compound, Justin. __________________ Mike

06-27-2005, 10:33 AM	#18
Intrepid Prez Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 275 Rep Power: 0	The Kilcherian Soap Opera: Episode 3 Congratulations were in order to Mike !!! He had won the award for: 'Most Diplomatic Post' for his tactful answer to this question: *"Will Kiera always be drunk with power or will she attend counseling ???"* And... Mike's calmly considered answer was: "No comment." This diplomatic gesture will undoubtedly help to calm frazzled nerves and defuse further emotional outbursts. After all, that's exactly why the 'Kilcherian Soap Opera' had to be salvaged from the uncontrollable, legendary 'LOCKED THREAD'. This long overdue demonstration of respect for authority might encourages a closer relationship between forum members and the mods who, after all, are only trying to provide a friendly atmosphere where Jewel-fans can share love for our beloved Jewel. Congratulations again Mike !!! This post was so impressive, it also won a second award !!! It won the former Prezident of the ASPCJ's award for: 'The Most Gutless Post I've Ever Seen in My Intrepid F*ing Life' award. CONGRATULATIONS MIKE !!! And... congratulations were in order too for... the stunningly gorgeous LonelyLullaby who, fresh out of denial, looked absolutely sensational sporting her new 'Shakira Look' !!! Picture perfect... even down to the dark roots !!! Now... Kilcherians ponder these new intriguing questions: In 25,000 years from now will archeologists uncover the LOCKED THREAD and endeavor to unravels the mysteries within the Da Vinci Banter??? Or... will the Catholic Church conspire to cover up all evidence of Kiera's LOCKED THREAD*. Therefore... will Dan Brown's descendants expose this evil conspiracy... and discover that Kiera is a descendant from the bloodline of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene ??? And... even further mysteries to ponder: Is the triumphant Lord Ass now planning to launch the 'American* Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Jewel' ??? And... will the Prezident (Formerly Known as Intrepid) boycott it ??? Will Mike stop leering at LonelyLullaby's tits long enough to see her flirtatious batting eyelashes ??? Which one of the two Michaels owns the axe ??? Will a Veilingmeat post ever make any sense ??? Why is kjm030584 contiually L(his)FAO ??? And... has WhatWouldJewelDo had enough "warnings" to warrant his smug boasting ??? Can his warnings/hate-mail/boycotts/hate-threads/snotty-guestbook-messages/whatever even begin to match up to those of the former ASPCJ ??? btw... don't forget, this month only: Madame Kiera is offering 15% off (forum members only) for a private session at: Kinky Kiera's Kastle Of Kruelty'. Stay tune for episode 4 of: The Kilcherian Soap Opera * Atlantic News Flash - Atlantic News Flash - Atlantic News Flash * SPECIAL OFFER !!! 50% off the marked price of Jewel's albums is currently being offered to Oompa Loompas. __________________ The Devon Aoki Appeciation Society http://lovelydevonaoki.110mb.com/ __________________________________________________ _

06-27-2005, 07:57 PM	#20
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	...and veilingmeats posts will continue to make no sense whatsoever!!!! Theophilus Thistle the succesful thistle sifter, when sifting a sieve full of unsifted thistles thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. "It's all eggs,bacon,beans and a fried slice" Madness....don't quote me on that :blink: __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

06-29-2005, 01:41 AM	#30
Intrepid Prez Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 275 Rep Power: 0	No Mike... the Brits and the Irish might look the same from where you sit... but there are definate cultural difference. The Brits teach their kids fruit-mince pie recipies and how to put a train set together... while the Irish teach their kids molotov cocktail recipies and how to put an AK-47 assault rifle together. Easy... ;) __________________ The Devon Aoki Appeciation Society http://lovelydevonaoki.110mb.com/ __________________________________________________ _

06-27-2005, 12:55 PM	#19
LonelyLullaby Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 302 Rep Power: 0	:lol: well thanks

06-28-2005, 10:42 PM	#27
ShawnShamrock Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 921 Rep Power: 0	:mooner: If I started the American Version I don't know if it would be nearley as WONDERFUL as the Asutrialn version. I don't know how I could compete...

06-29-2005, 01:37 AM	#29
ShawnShamrock Members Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 921 Rep Power: 0	Not entirely it could be like. USSPCJ NASPCJ Or i could just start a small local chapter. PENNYSLVANIA Version. He may of tried to use his cheap tactics to promote the ASPCJ in Austriia by using an American version with the same intials. It was a damn good effort so congratulations. We will see what happens