The Kilcherian Soap Opera Thread

[Intrepid Prez]

Fellow Kilcherians

The Kilcherian Soap Opera: Episode 1

(moved from the locked thread)

Yeah... the original plot :

Where is Kowa ??? Has he been kidnapped by a Jewel-site competitor ???
Why has Mike got a fetish for Jewel's tits... and everyone else's tit's ???
Will Kiera always be drunk with power or will she attend counseling ???
Will Craig stop flying into violent fits of rage every time someone criticizes Jewel ???
When will Michael, the resident fruit-loop psycho, ever stop stalking Jewel ???
Will lonelylullaby & Eibhlin ever control their jealously of Shakira's hair ???
Will LordAssMonkey ever lift his boycott on the ASPCJ ???
Will Lissa ever take the forum rabbit to the vet to fix his middle ear infection ???
What evil conspiracy will be revealed for the removal of the bunny from the forum banner ???
Will our melodramatic Princess Tracy take out the award for 'Best Drama Queen' ???
Will Dave hold another competition for unappreciative Kilcherians or has he learned his lesson ???

Will there ever be an end to the Prez's astonishing intrepidness ???


And ... who is Jewel anyway... and who really cares anymore ????


Stay Tuned !!!

[Intrepid Prez]

The Kilcherian Soap Opera: Episode 2

"Aghr?:angry: I don't even like Shakira's hair" (Lonelylullaby)

So... will Lonelylullaby & Eibhlin ever control their jealousy of Shakira's hair ???
Umm... obviously not... the jealousy is even more intense.
You really should seek counceling, Lonelylullaby... ya just gotta get out of denial.





I think you might be right about Shakira's roots though.
If you concentrate and look really close...
it just might be possible to detect some natural growth.
But you gotta turn up the brightness on your monitor of course...
and use a magnifying glass.

I will never lift my boycott against the Aspcj. Or will I ??? (LordAssMonkey)

I gotta fess up here, Lord Ass, your steadfast boycott against the ASPCJ worked...
the ASPCJ is stuffed. You can now tell all your friends how you single-handedly
brought down the ASPCJ Mk IV. We gotta cut some sorta deal if there's ever
gonna be an ASPCJ Mk V.

I spend very little time contemplating Jewel's boobs at all. (Mike)

*** The whole forum simultainiously burst out laughing ***

Do you have a car Mike ???
Coz if you do... can you pick up Lonelylullaby on your way to group denial theropy?

And...

Is Kiera still drunk with power ???

Innnnnnnnnnnnntoxicated !!!

So... will Lord Ass sell out (re 0304) and cut a deal with the Prez ???
And... will Mike divorce his loyal wife for a busty playboy centerfold ???
Will Lonelylullaby finally tell her hairdresser she'd like the 'Shakira Look' ???
Was Kiera Bird really spotted moonlighting as a mean leather-clad dominatrix ???
And... why did the resident fruit-loop psycho buy himself a new axe ???
Is Angel Eyes happier now she's a mod in the Kelly Rowland forum ???
Will the Prez finally stop 'pissing about' with his 'misplaced banter' ???
And... does the vet have a middle ear infection therefore he's too ill to fix the rabbit ???

To find out who's got the key to the mysterious locked thread, you gotta:

Stayed tuned for Episode 3 of: The Kilcherian Soap Opera


Easy... ;)

[Eibhlin]

:P you know, i suppose to be jealous of shakira's hair, i would have to like it first, it looks like she needs to give the hair dryer a rest and let her strands recoop, and if i wanted the dark roots thing going on, well a box of hair coloring is less than 10 bucks, so all in all the shakira look is pretty cheap to achieve...

gives justin a look of disdain worthy of any cheesy soap opera, for good measure feigns raising hand to him...HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I AM JEALOUS! you!

[Intrepid Prez]

*** No longer able to contend with Eibhlin's contemptuous jealousy,
the Prez grabs the resident psycho's new axe and chases her around the forum. ***

:angry:


?...God views all of his creations as beautiful and God loves all of us equally...
the only exception being Shakira... that's why He blessed her with stunningly lovely hair.?

?Brandon Graves, Waterdeep

[ShawnShamrock]

Yes. I will be bragging about how I brought down the Aspcj for years.
I should be honored on the Aspcj site but lets not get carried away.
Besides you would have to get a really good picture of me.
It is hard looking as good as jewel.
I wouldn't consider it selling out. It would be more like an extension of my creativity.
After all i would just be having a little fun

[Veilingmeat]

Originally posted by Eibhlin@Jun 25 2005, 01:07 AM
so all in all the shakira look is pretty cheap to achieve...

So that must be why she was classed as copying titney sphere's...*sorry* britney spears! ...another cheap look :P :lol:

[kjm030584]

LMFFAO :lol: :lol:

[MrCC]

Fellow Kilcherians

The Kilcherian Soap Opera: Episode 1

(moved from the locked thread)

Wow. The thread was locked. Amazing, but I was done with it anyway.

Yeah... the original plot :

Where is Kowa ??? Has he been kidnapped by a Jewel-site competitor ???

I was wondering that myself. His site is still operating and looks as good as ever. Nice job Kowa, wherever you are.

Why has Mike got a fetish for Jewel's tits... and everyone else's tit's ???

Read what I said over here in the I'm Done thread. I'm done in that thread, but my comments are posted over there if you are interested. I didn't realize it was the non-boob thread when I posted there, but now I've been invormed and won't make the mistake of posting anything about them there again. I mean I wouldn't even is it were not locked. B)

Will Kiera always be drunk with power or will she attend counseling ???

No comment.

Will Craig stop flying into violent fits of rage every time someone criticizes Jewel ???

Only if it will get under Justin's skin.

When will Michael, the resident fruit-loop psycho, ever stop stalking Jewel ???

I hope not. I think that's the real reason why she tours to stay one step ahead of the stalkers.

Will lonelylullaby & Eibhlin ever control their jealously of Shakira's hair ???

Hair today, gone tomorrow. Maybe Shakira will start hawking hair products like Jewel and then we can all read the forums about how she sold out. Won?t THAT be exciting. Not.

Will LordA**Monkey ever lift his boycott on the ASPCJ ???

Not until Justin takes back what you said about monkeys.

Will Lissa ever take the forum rabbit to the vet to fix his middle ear infection ???

Hey where is Lissa anyway? Has she even posted two posts in the last 6 months? You may have to dock her moderator salary in half - she's MIA. I?m guessing she?d be up to her armpits in rabbits except that she turned them into rabbit eunuchs.

What evil conspiracy will be revealed for the removal of the bunny from the forum banner ???

I believe, but cannot prove that it was a shady organization that sells black market armbands made by Chinese prisoners with the logo "One." They want to take over the world one arm at a time.

Will our melodramatic Princess Tracy take out the award for 'Best Drama Queen' ???

I think Kiera has also received a nomination. Again no comment. I hope Tracy finds it in herself to come back. I still do not understand the argument, but if it was about anything we discuss in the Jewel forums it's not really worth getting to upset over. Jewel forums should be places where we can share our views and when we disagree we move on and let it go. I can't picture anybody getting so upset at another member to leave for good, but that's just me. C'est la vie.

Will Dave hold another competition for unappreciative Kilcherians or has he learned his lesson ???

Apparently Dave was not aware that the only real Jewel fans left are posting here in this forum. All six of us. Not to say that Jewel can't win back a good portion of her fan base if she releases a good album. Even a bad album at this point would generate more publicity than she's been getting for the last year. These two to three year gaps between albums are making we who post in the forums hungry for some kind of release.

At least she is touring. Get this - they are selling T-shirts that say "The Tour For No Reason." Cute, but I can think of a reason. How about the "Quench Your Thirsty Fan base Tour" or the "I'm Bored Staying at Home Tour" or the "I'm Taking George For a Walk Tour" or "I Hope I Make A Bucket of Money Tour"?

Anyway Dave. Thanks for the contest. That was truly nice of you to sponsor a contest. I hope you can publish excerpts of some of the winning entries with permission of course. I'd like to hear what people said. It was a truly a good idea. I'm sorry the response was not huge. I think at this point Jewel's fan base is at a bit of a low point. Not that Jewel has done anything really wrong. It'll get better when the new album comes out.

Will there ever be an end to the Prez's astonishing intrepidness ???

Only when Justin starts to believe that he is "Formerly Known as Intrepid" will his reign come to an end. By definition if he ever was intrepid he will remain so until he drives his sports car off the edge of a mountain road racing to meet Jewel at a meet and greet. Rumour is that less people would attend his funeral than bought 0304. That's two less than entered Dave's wonderful contest.

And ... who is Jewel anyway... and who really cares anymore ????

Who is Jewel?
Steve Poltz's old girlfriend.
Another homeless woman who parked her VW in San Diego for a season.
A razor saleswoman.
A woman who just checked herself into the Imelda Marcos?s Shoppers Retreat For Shopping Addiction. Apparently, 900 handbags is just a few too many. Who knew?

Who cares?
I do. And some of you too.

Stay Tuned !!!

Thanks for posting a thread to put all this misplaced banter. I look forward to hearing from everybody. And I do mean everybody.

[michaelsjewel]

what...i bought myself a new axe? - i'm totally clueless of my own life i take it then - don't recall :o :huh: :unsure:

[MrCC]

Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Jun 24 2005, 11:25 PM
what...i bought myself a new axe? - i'm totally clueless of my own life i take it then - don't recall :o :huh: :unsure:

Is that really an axe or are you more of a hatchet man? :P ;)

[kjm030584]

*likes where this conversation is going*

[LonelyLullaby]

You really should seek counceling, Lonelylullaby... ya just gotta get out of denial

:) Okay if you suggest it Justin- I will
And Mike please pick me up in your car ;) *bats her eyelashes*

[michaelsjewel]

Originally posted by MrCC@Jun 25 2005, 12:50 AM
Is that really an axe or are you more of a hatchet man? :P ;)

i think you guys got the wrong person - just because i said it was wrong forum doesn't mean i had bought an axe to go after intrepid - that's just - CRUEL - there are much better ways of settling these types of things - right little_bird? by moving the thread :lol:

[Eibhlin]

QUOTE (MrCC @ Jun 25 2005, 12:50 AM)
Is that really an axe or are you more of a hatchet man?


i think you guys got the wrong person - just because i said it was wrong forum doesn't mean i had bought an axe to go after intrepid - that's just - CRUEL - there are much better ways of settling these types of things - right little_bird? by moving the thread



:omg: this must mean only one thing...MICHEAL HAS A SPLIT PERSONALITY!!! he doesn't recall these murderous intents, because MICHEAL didn't do it...it was the other one!

:gve:

micheal vs. evil micheal

this is cause for fear and concern...and adds drama to the kilcherian soap!

[MrCC]

Psycho Michael took and axe
Gave his mother 40 whacks,
When he saw what he had done
He gave Intrepid 41.

Just kidding Michael. This thread just started reminding me of that old Lizzie Borden poem. Somewhere this thread took a wrong turn.