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....nah just pulling yer leg mate and i see you've wogged thee old Soldiers trick of putting your dog tag in your boot! and i see Dave is having a damn good perv again, heh funny that that the both of us think alike at the best of times lol laadedadeda......
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Lou - before ya know it, I'll be over to Clare for a vist. I'll have to watch you do the drinking though. I miss wine!
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lou lou you cheeky too :P lalalala dave
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hmm, so this is the Loulou in chocolate drinking Kiera under the table while pervy Dave and Marc watch thread?
iiinteresting... har har har
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I usually sport a few Orbit gum wrappers myself, although I'm desperately trying t oswap to Altoids. My mother used to tell me that chewing gum is for clowns and teenagers. Well, imagine how she felt when I was chewing tobacco, straight off the leaf, worms and all.
Oh yeah, I usually keep with the Camel cigarettes, a package of Red Man chewing tobacco or Kodiak Ice. That stuff will put you in the spot. |
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Oh, and by the way, Marc, I did get that balck attache case from the exact luggage company that did 007's in From Russia With Love.
Here is the link: http://www.swaineadeney.co.uk/catalo...productsPage=2 I remember saving up for a while to get that. I ate beans for breakfast every day so I could get that case, and it's well worth it. I even tried to have the same gadgets put in, but alas I couldn't find a way for the ejecting stiletto knife to pop out ofthe side, believe me I tried. And his AR-7 snipers rifle was a waste, because .25 calibre won't kill anyone, and I've got experience iwth weaponry, it will just piss someone off. However, the silence in the can of shaving crema was ingenious, the sovereigns and silver dolalrs worked out well, though. I've got it about as 'Bonded' out as it can get. I need to find a teargas cartridge to have like Bond did, though. And the catches do actually turn to the side, so maybe i can rig up something to cause it to explode if turned incorrectly. I don't know, i figured it wouldserve a brilliant purpose. My coworkers make jokes that there's also a bomb in the case, but I keep haivng to show security that it's totally safe. Thank God they've never found the silencer and the hidden documents compartment, and all the other hidden goodies. They jsut see a tie, an evidence kit and my ID's and they think it actually normal. Well, jokes on them. Actually, the joke's on me because my coworkers actually have security call me in about every three weeks to chekc the case and they tear through it again to find nothing. I swear, I've gotten detained for that case so many times! |
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if he were in Naruto he would SO be Jiraiya the perverted hermit Sannin hahahahahaha as for me and what I have in my purse: insurance cards health insurance cards wallet--that is a whole other post in itself pocket calender penis straw pictures of the kids keys various scraps of paper small sketch book for when inspiration strikes many pens and a few pencils wic vouchers coupon book receipts umm, secret female things band aids neosporin lip glosses and in the diaper bag that is always in tow: diapers wipes extra clothes Thomas the train James the train Naruto figure whatever other toys Ethny wants with her and various books cel phone keys wahhh I am a beast of burden
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Andrea, you have a penis straw and Dave's the perv?!?! hahaha which reminds me i bought a little something something and was allergic to it
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hahaha, ya it's from my friend Pattie's bridal shower, it was hialrious, she had a glowing red penis glass...
and yes Dave is the perv Chris, I though you knew this doi! and I think the something something comment maaaay fall into the category of TOO MUCH INFORMATION!! yikes, that would be like a chick saying how she was allergic to her yeast infection cream-YUCK!!!! ---quickly thinks of something else entirely---
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Yup, something told me to expect horrors in lady's purses. I haven't gotten very far in many women's....purses, but this is defintiely interesting.
Hey, in the military it was called the 'Mark IV, Prophyllactic Kit' or 'Pro Kit', where did all these creative names pop up? And Andrea, since when does a married woman need a condom, or does the hubby know? LOL. Hey, now that we've totally digresssed, and women are in thsi topic here, mainly I'm asking women. I have a giant scar on my right hand and a few small ones on my face. I had a girl recommend make up, like, clinique or some conelaer I guess, is that weird or what? What am I supposed to do, stop to go to the men's room to powder my scars. I'm not trying to sound weird here, but seriously, is that out of line for a guy to do that. I'm a little self conscious over them, but I tend to try and not look at them in the mirror. Would makeup even work? And I'm being serious here, no jokes. If you knew how I got them, maybe you wouldn't be laughing. |
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umm, I didnt say I had a condom in my purse, I had a leftover party gag a penis shaped straw-lol
I would forego the make up, scars are interesting and well, makeup on a guy is just wrong I mean look at Little Richard-hahahaha
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hahaha andrea, little richard scares me. Hey jones have you ever tried mcderma? I think that's what it is called. I hear that helps scars. I would skip the makeup.
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