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Old 03-27-2007, 02:33 AM   #16
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OOOH ARRRRRRRR ME HEARTYS!!!!

I'll cut ye, ye mutinous swine... Prepare for yer doom!. I'll plunder yer coffer, ye scrappy ... I'll skewer yer gizzard, ye scurvy-infested matey... Blimey!!!!
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Old 03-27-2007, 03:13 AM   #17
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Ho ho hum and a bottle of rum...
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Old 03-27-2007, 05:38 PM   #18
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I'm shippin up to Boston, to find my wooden leg
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:21 PM   #19
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I'm waiting in line for the dailly tot of Grog. "UP SPIRITS!"
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:11 PM   #20
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Old 03-28-2007, 03:32 PM   #21
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Appalachian Trail (as in the hiking trail, not a boozehound drink-lol)
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Old 03-28-2007, 09:52 PM   #22
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The next thing that comes ot mind is.... "I'm on the love walk....The Jewel love walk. Will you marry me, Jewel?"

(Watch her say, "Nooooo......Where's my friend, 'Jonesy'? 'cause I don't like this guy, Vincent.")

Just my luck.
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Old 03-28-2007, 10:09 PM   #23
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Speak now or forever hold your peace.... NO JEWEL DON'T DO IT!
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Old 03-29-2007, 01:25 AM   #24
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bwaaaaaaa-hahahahahahaha

maybe I'm a little crazy, but laughing out loud make it all subside....
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Old 03-29-2007, 01:29 AM   #25
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A good laugh is always good for the soul. Although right now I could go for a good bawl. I'm not sad, I just like the feeling of a good cry.
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Old 03-29-2007, 08:12 PM   #26
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It never rains, but it pours....
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Old 03-29-2007, 09:01 PM   #27
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"Raindrops keep falling on my head!"

ON a side note...I'm going to have to split this thread. It causes extra loading on the database when there are more than 500 posts in a single thread...but hey - It's our biggest thread!
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Old 03-29-2007, 09:17 PM   #28
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Yeah, she'd never marry me, who am I kidding? Must be that peronsality I've got. Unless she sees how buff my friggin abs are, that might change her mind. Ty ain't got nothing on me!
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Old 03-29-2007, 09:20 PM   #29
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In order to reach enlightenment, we must abandon our ego
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Old 03-29-2007, 09:23 PM   #30
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What does that mean??? I didn't mention my ego. Besdies, one thing my old man tuaght me (a former body builder) "You can have killer abs and women still won't like you, but you can be average and have a good personality and they love you. IT'S UNJUST!"

His words, not mine.

And if reaching enlightenment means giving up the body I've been working on since I was sixteeen, I'll stick with my abs. (didn't you know us gym monkeys are vain as hell!?)
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