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Old 02-06-2007, 10:50 PM   #16
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Granted. Opps, it burned down. That darn mafia! I guess you should think before you dont pay off your gambling bets.

I wish I could tone up in 2 hours.
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Old 02-07-2007, 02:19 AM   #17
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granted but you're arrested for steroid use
I wish I could live in the country
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Old 02-07-2007, 06:35 PM   #18
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Granted but you live with a bunch of hillbillies and eat possums.
I wish I had an IPod. (Yes it's true I do not own one!)
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Old 02-07-2007, 10:39 PM   #19
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Granted but its a crappy ipod shuffle so ull never be able to choose which song u wanna listen to (i dont have an ipod either but i can put songs on my PSP)

i wish I didnt have to go to school
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:59 AM   #20
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Granted, the police comes after you for truency. BTw, the cops don't have anything better to do?

I wish I could sleep. It's about bed time, isn't it?

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Old 02-08-2007, 01:59 AM   #21
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GRANTED but it has all kinds of pest like cockroaches, spiders and terminates.

i wish to go to converse with Jewel
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:03 AM   #22
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oppss ! sorry !! i got lost

Granted but you will have a nightmare.

I wish to converse with Jewel... ahhahh
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:11 PM   #23
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Granted but You have A severe soar throat and can't say anything at all.
I wish I could buy a new wardrobe.
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Old 02-08-2007, 05:23 PM   #24
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Granted, their all new grils clothes, so much for your cross ddressing days in Motown!

I wish my eyes would adjust to the brightness out here. Does anybody else have that problem, where everything is SOOOO bright, every day.
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Old 02-08-2007, 06:56 PM   #25
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Granted but you're blind

I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but you're forced to live in a nest and eat worms because ur mistaken for a mother's chick.

I wish I owned Charlie's Chocolate Factory mmmmm chocolate
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Granted but you become Diabetic and lose a toe.
I wish I will get a n A on my next Anatomy and Physiology exam.
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Old 02-09-2007, 08:55 PM   #28
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Granted, but you fail the next one after that! Yep, college does hahve a paritcular edgieness about it.

I wish I could get a jeweller to buf the scratch out of my watch (I'ts an Omega Seamaster James Bond model

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Old 02-10-2007, 12:13 AM   #29
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granted but you lose both arms so you can't wear it

I wish I could be a famous actor
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Old 02-10-2007, 03:28 AM   #30
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Granted, but then you llose popularity and are forced into the "B" list.

I wish I didn't have sensitive teeth, or better yet, I wish humans didn't need teeth, but had something else to use.
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