Corrupt A Wish

007 · 02-03-2007, 02:54 PM

Hello to all again,

I know this may not be everyon'es cup of tea, but I saw this game on another forum and figured that we should try it. You post a wish that you want and another poster corrupts it, and another poster corrupts that, etc.

Ex.

I was I was James Bond.
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Granted, you're BOnd in ON Her Majesty's Secret Service.
I wish I could breakdance.
-
Granted, but you don't get a date with it.
I wish I was on vacation.
-
Granted, you're vacationing on the North Pole.
I wish I could sing like Jewel.
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Granted, but youre voice gets stuck like that and you can never return to your normal state again.

Does everyone get the picture?

Okay, I'll start.

I wish I could see Jewel in concert.

motoslam · 02-04-2007, 07:51 AM

Granted, but you're seat is in row 1 million.
I wish I was taller

Yo Jones we have the same signature BTW, who had it first?

007 · 02-04-2007, 06:56 PM

Granted, you're nine feet tall and cannot fit in your car. You had to picture, but the caption is all mine. I'm sorry, but when I saw that I said, "OHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" I felt like Axel Rose from "Welcome to theh Jungle". heh must have been looking at this picture of Jewel when heh said those words.

I wish I could have visited the filmling set of Casino Royale.

Little Bird · 02-04-2007, 10:53 PM

That's weird. Both your signatures come from the same website. http://www.disasterradio.net. Though motoslam had it first. Oh well..

007 · 02-04-2007, 11:00 PM

Oh, he did, and I give him total credit, but when I first saw that, I said 'OHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" I'd never seen anything posted in a magazine like that before from her, figured I'd adopt it as mine, too.

Special thanks, Motoslam, but youo've got to admit, my tagline is better.

motoslam · 02-05-2007, 12:24 PM

its all good

Little Bird · 02-05-2007, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jones

I wish I could have visited the filmling set of Casino Royale.

Granted: But you only get to stay for 3 seconds

I wish I had a supermodel figure

last_dance_rodeo · 02-05-2007, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Little Bird

Granted: But you only get to stay for 3 seconds

I wish I had a supermodel figure

Granted but you have anorexia.

I wish I didn't have the flu

JThisWay620 · 02-05-2007, 07:59 PM

Granted, but you get Avarian flu.
I wish I lived in NYC (Manhattan specifically).

JThisWay620 · 02-05-2007, 08:04 PM

Correction: Avian Flu, I tried to correct spelling but could not for some reason.

awiste · 02-05-2007, 08:39 PM

Granted but you live on the street.
I wish my brothers and sisters lived closer to me.

motoslam · 02-05-2007, 09:02 PM

Granted but now they all live in the same room with you and you all share the same bed.
I wish i was rich! (is it wierd that i posted twice? lol)

007 · 02-06-2007, 05:37 PM

Sure, bu the money you have needs to be laundered and it turned into al one dollar bills!

I wish I could find my salt shaker. (I'm not kidding either, I can't find it for days, margaritas just aren't the same.)

Sitdogboy! · 02-06-2007, 07:49 PM

Granted! But the cap was loose and is spilled salt all over your eggs Benedick.

I wish I knew the best recipie for fudge. (Ive been craving it for over a year now!)

Little Bird · 02-06-2007, 08:17 PM

Granted but you're allergic to sugar so you can never eat it

I wish I had the most luxurious house

02-03-2007, 02:54 PM	#1
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Corrupt A Wish Hello to all again, I know this may not be everyon'es cup of tea, but I saw this game on another forum and figured that we should try it. You post a wish that you want and another poster corrupts it, and another poster corrupts that, etc. Ex. I was I was James Bond. - Granted, you're BOnd in ON Her Majesty's Secret Service. I wish I could breakdance. - Granted, but you don't get a date with it. I wish I was on vacation. - Granted, you're vacationing on the North Pole. I wish I could sing like Jewel. - Granted, but youre voice gets stuck like that and you can never return to your normal state again. Does everyone get the picture? Okay, I'll start. I wish I could see Jewel in concert.

02-04-2007, 07:51 AM	#2
motoslam mo Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: canada Posts: 138 Rep Power: 211	Granted, but you're seat is in row 1 million. I wish I was taller Yo Jones we have the same signature BTW, who had it first? __________________ SWEEET

02-04-2007, 10:53 PM	#4
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	That's weird. Both your signatures come from the same website. http://www.disasterradio.net. Though motoslam had it first. Oh well.. __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

02-05-2007, 12:24 PM	#6
motoslam mo Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: canada Posts: 138 Rep Power: 211	its all good __________________ SWEEET

02-05-2007, 09:02 PM	#12
motoslam mo Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: canada Posts: 138 Rep Power: 211	Granted but now they all live in the same room with you and you all share the same bed. I wish i was rich! (is it wierd that i posted twice? lol) __________________ SWEEET

02-04-2007, 06:56 PM	#3
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Granted, you're nine feet tall and cannot fit in your car. You had to picture, but the caption is all mine. I'm sorry, but when I saw that I said, "OHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" I felt like Axel Rose from "Welcome to theh Jungle". heh must have been looking at this picture of Jewel when heh said those words. I wish I could have visited the filmling set of Casino Royale.

02-04-2007, 11:00 PM	#5
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Oh, he did, and I give him total credit, but when I first saw that, I said 'OHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" I'd never seen anything posted in a magazine like that before from her, figured I'd adopt it as mine, too. Special thanks, Motoslam, but youo've got to admit, my tagline is better.

02-05-2007, 07:59 PM	#9
JThisWay620 JKF Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bridgeport, CT Posts: 192 Rep Power: 232	Granted, but you get Avarian flu. I wish I lived in NYC (Manhattan specifically).

02-05-2007, 08:04 PM	#10
JThisWay620 JKF Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bridgeport, CT Posts: 192 Rep Power: 232	Correction: Avian Flu, I tried to correct spelling but could not for some reason.

02-05-2007, 08:39 PM	#11
awiste Alli Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 283 Rep Power: 0	Granted but you live on the street. I wish my brothers and sisters lived closer to me.

02-06-2007, 05:37 PM	#13
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Sure, bu the money you have needs to be laundered and it turned into al one dollar bills! I wish I could find my salt shaker. (I'm not kidding either, I can't find it for days, margaritas just aren't the same.)

02-06-2007, 07:49 PM	#14
Sitdogboy! Super JKF Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: St. Louis Missouri Posts: 572 Rep Power: 0	Granted! But the cap was loose and is spilled salt all over your eggs Benedick. I wish I knew the best recipie for fudge. (Ive been craving it for over a year now!) __________________

02-06-2007, 08:17 PM	#15
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Granted but you're allergic to sugar so you can never eat it I wish I had the most luxurious house __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom