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The Kilcherian Soap Opera: Episode 1 (moved from the locked thread) Yeah... the original plot : Where is Kowa ??? Has he been kidnapped by a Jewel-site competitor ??? Why has Mike got a fetish for Jewel's tits... and everyone else's tit's ??? Will Kiera always be drunk with power or will she attend counseling ??? Will Craig stop flying into violent fits of rage every time someone criticizes Jewel ??? When will Michael, the resident fruit-loop psycho, ever stop stalking Jewel ??? Will lonelylullaby & Eibhlin ever control their jealously of Shakira's hair ??? Will LordAssMonkey ever lift his boycott on the ASPCJ ??? Will Lissa ever take the forum rabbit to the vet to fix his middle ear infection ??? What evil conspiracy will be revealed for the removal of the bunny from the forum banner ??? Will our melodramatic Princess Tracy take out the award for 'Best Drama Queen' ??? Will Dave hold another competition for unappreciative Kilcherians or has he learned his lesson ??? Will there ever be an end to the Prez's astonishing intrepidness ??? And ... who is Jewel anyway... and who really cares anymore ???? Stay Tuned !!!
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Umm... obviously not... the jealousy is even more intense. You really should seek counceling, Lonelylullaby... ya just gotta get out of denial. I think you might be right about Shakira's roots though. If you concentrate and look really close... it just might be possible to detect some natural growth. But you gotta turn up the brightness on your monitor of course... and use a magnifying glass. Quote:
the ASPCJ is stuffed. You can now tell all your friends how you single-handedly brought down the ASPCJ Mk IV. We gotta cut some sorta deal if there's ever gonna be an ASPCJ Mk V. Quote:
Do you have a car Mike ??? Coz if you do... can you pick up Lonelylullaby on your way to group denial theropy? And... Is Kiera still drunk with power ??? Innnnnnnnnnnnntoxicated !!! So... will Lord Ass sell out (re 0304) and cut a deal with the Prez ??? And... will Mike divorce his loyal wife for a busty playboy centerfold ??? Will Lonelylullaby finally tell her hairdresser she'd like the 'Shakira Look' ??? Was Kiera Bird really spotted moonlighting as a mean leather-clad dominatrix ??? And... why did the resident fruit-loop psycho buy himself a new axe ??? Is Angel Eyes happier now she's a mod in the Kelly Rowland forum ??? Will the Prez finally stop 'pissing about' with his 'misplaced banter' ??? And... does the vet have a middle ear infection therefore he's too ill to fix the rabbit ??? To find out who's got the key to the mysterious locked thread, you gotta: Stayed tuned for Episode 3 of: The Kilcherian Soap Opera Easy... ;)
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:P you know, i suppose to be jealous of shakira's hair, i would have to like it first, it looks like she needs to give the hair dryer a rest and let her strands recoop, and if i wanted the dark roots thing going on, well a box of hair coloring is less than 10 bucks, so all in all the shakira look is pretty cheap to achieve...
gives justin a look of disdain worthy of any cheesy soap opera, for good measure feigns raising hand to him...HOW DARE YOU IMPLY I AM JEALOUS! you!
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*** No longer able to contend with Eibhlin's contemptuous jealousy,
the Prez grabs the resident psycho's new axe and chases her around the forum. *** :angry: ?...God views all of his creations as beautiful and God loves all of us equally... the only exception being Shakira... that's why He blessed her with stunningly lovely hair.? ?Brandon Graves, Waterdeep
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Yes. I will be bragging about how I brought down the Aspcj for years.
I should be honored on the Aspcj site but lets not get carried away. Besides you would have to get a really good picture of me. It is hard looking as good as jewel. I wouldn't consider it selling out. It would be more like an extension of my creativity. After all i would just be having a little fun |
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At least she is touring. Get this - they are selling T-shirts that say "The Tour For No Reason." Cute, but I can think of a reason. How about the "Quench Your Thirsty Fan base Tour" or the "I'm Bored Staying at Home Tour" or the "I'm Taking George For a Walk Tour" or "I Hope I Make A Bucket of Money Tour"? Anyway Dave. Thanks for the contest. That was truly nice of you to sponsor a contest. I hope you can publish excerpts of some of the winning entries with permission of course. I'd like to hear what people said. It was a truly a good idea. I'm sorry the response was not huge. I think at this point Jewel's fan base is at a bit of a low point. Not that Jewel has done anything really wrong. It'll get better when the new album comes out. Quote:
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what...i bought myself a new axe? - i'm totally clueless of my own life i take it then - don't recall :o :huh: :unsure:
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Is that really an axe or are you more of a hatchet man? i think you guys got the wrong person - just because i said it was wrong forum doesn't mean i had bought an axe to go after intrepid - that's just - CRUEL - there are much better ways of settling these types of things - right little_bird? by moving the thread :omg: this must mean only one thing...MICHEAL HAS A SPLIT PERSONALITY!!! he doesn't recall these murderous intents, because MICHEAL didn't do it...it was the other one! :gve: micheal vs. evil micheal this is cause for fear and concern...and adds drama to the kilcherian soap!
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Psycho Michael took and axe
Gave his mother 40 whacks, When he saw what he had done He gave Intrepid 41. Just kidding Michael. This thread just started reminding me of that old Lizzie Borden poem. Somewhere this thread took a wrong turn.
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