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Old 05-17-2007, 09:16 PM   #16
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You're very cheeky Dave!

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Old 05-18-2007, 01:07 AM   #17
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I carry one pigskin briefcase with a red matted inside that I bought from Swaine Adeney and Brigg and saved up for four months trying to buy it. Inside you'll find 25 gold sovereigns and 25 sivler dollars(US currency), you'll also find a compartment for documents on the back of the briefcase that you can lift up.
Right...watch yer back there Mr.Bond a rather hefty club of death might come your way, if i hit the shores of ole Yankee doodle do land!!! and a grubby pair of hands might get that Gold booty

....nah just pulling yer leg mate

and i see you've wogged thee old Soldiers trick of putting your dog tag in your boot!

and i see Dave is having a damn good perv again, heh funny that that the both of us think alike at the best of times lol


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Old 05-18-2007, 08:13 AM   #18
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Lou - before ya know it, I'll be over to Clare for a vist. I'll have to watch you do the drinking though. I miss wine!
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tee hee

lou lou you cheeky too :P

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hmm, so this is the Loulou in chocolate drinking Kiera under the table while pervy Dave and Marc watch thread?

iiinteresting...

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Old 05-19-2007, 10:25 AM   #21
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Lou - before ya know it, I'll be over to Clare for a vist. I'll have to watch you do the drinking though. I miss wine!
You'd be more than welcome! Pregnancy is all about sacrifice apparently! Though Ben & Jerry's is ok, isn' t it?

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hmm, so this is the Loulou in chocolate drinking Kiera under the table while pervy Dave and Marc watch thread?
Eibhlin you're absolutely right this thread has gotten way off track. In my pockets: 4 bobby pins and a chocolate bar wrapper. Actually now I'm like McGyver.
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:00 PM   #22
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I usually sport a few Orbit gum wrappers myself, although I'm desperately trying t oswap to Altoids. My mother used to tell me that chewing gum is for clowns and teenagers. Well, imagine how she felt when I was chewing tobacco, straight off the leaf, worms and all.

Oh yeah, I usually keep with the Camel cigarettes, a package of Red Man chewing tobacco or Kodiak Ice. That stuff will put you in the spot.
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Oh, and by the way, Marc, I did get that balck attache case from the exact luggage company that did 007's in From Russia With Love.

Here is the link:

http://www.swaineadeney.co.uk/catalo...productsPage=2

I remember saving up for a while to get that. I ate beans for breakfast every day so I could get that case, and it's well worth it.

I even tried to have the same gadgets put in, but alas I couldn't find a way for the ejecting stiletto knife to pop out ofthe side, believe me I tried. And his AR-7 snipers rifle was a waste, because .25 calibre won't kill anyone, and I've got experience iwth weaponry, it will just piss someone off.

However, the silence in the can of shaving crema was ingenious, the sovereigns and silver dolalrs worked out well, though. I've got it about as 'Bonded' out as it can get. I need to find a teargas cartridge to have like Bond did, though.

And the catches do actually turn to the side, so maybe i can rig up something to cause it to explode if turned incorrectly.

I don't know, i figured it wouldserve a brilliant purpose. My coworkers make jokes that there's also a bomb in the case, but I keep haivng to show security that it's totally safe. Thank God they've never found the silencer and the hidden documents compartment, and all the other hidden goodies. They jsut see a tie, an evidence kit and my ID's and they think it actually normal. Well, jokes on them.

Actually, the joke's on me because my coworkers actually have security call me in about every three weeks to chekc the case and they tear through it again to find nothing. I swear, I've gotten detained for that case so many times!
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Old 05-19-2007, 05:19 PM   #24
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Eibhlin you're absolutely right this thread has gotten way off track. In my pockets: 4 bobby pins and a chocolate bar wrapper. Actually now I'm like McGyver.
lol, it's all good, I just had to take a jab at Dave esp for being pervy-lmao

if he were in Naruto he would SO be Jiraiya the perverted hermit Sannin

hahahahahaha


as for me and what I have in my purse:

insurance cards
health insurance cards
wallet--that is a whole other post in itself
pocket calender
penis straw
pictures of the kids
keys
various scraps of paper
small sketch book for when inspiration strikes
many pens and a few pencils
wic vouchers
coupon book
receipts
umm, secret female things
band aids
neosporin
lip glosses


and in the diaper bag that is always in tow:
diapers
wipes
extra clothes
Thomas the train
James the train
Naruto figure
whatever other toys Ethny wants with her and various books
cel phone
keys


wahhh I am a beast of burden
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Old 05-19-2007, 07:50 PM   #25
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lol, it's all good, I just had to take a jab at Dave esp for being pervy-lmao
I'm getting that vibe about Dave alright!

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I hope you were having a girls night out recently otherwise I don't think I want to know the explanation for this.
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Old 05-19-2007, 09:12 PM   #26
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Andrea, you have a penis straw and Dave's the perv?!?! hahaha which reminds me i bought a little something something and was allergic to it
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hahaha, ya it's from my friend Pattie's bridal shower, it was hialrious, she had a glowing red penis glass...

and yes Dave is the perv Chris, I though you knew this doi!
and I think the something something comment maaaay fall into the category of

TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!

yikes, that would be like a chick saying how she was allergic to her yeast infection cream-YUCK!!!!

---quickly thinks of something else entirely---
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Yup, something told me to expect horrors in lady's purses. I haven't gotten very far in many women's....purses, but this is defintiely interesting.

Hey, in the military it was called the 'Mark IV, Prophyllactic Kit' or 'Pro Kit', where did all these creative names pop up?

And Andrea, since when does a married woman need a condom, or does the hubby know? LOL.

Hey, now that we've totally digresssed, and women are in thsi topic here, mainly I'm asking women. I have a giant scar on my right hand and a few small ones on my face. I had a girl recommend make up, like, clinique or some conelaer I guess, is that weird or what? What am I supposed to do, stop to go to the men's room to powder my scars.

I'm not trying to sound weird here, but seriously, is that out of line for a guy to do that. I'm a little self conscious over them, but I tend to try and not look at them in the mirror. Would makeup even work? And I'm being serious here, no jokes. If you knew how I got them, maybe you wouldn't be laughing.
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umm, I didnt say I had a condom in my purse, I had a leftover party gag a penis shaped straw-lol

I would forego the make up, scars are interesting and well, makeup on a guy is just wrong

I mean look at Little Richard-hahahaha
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hahaha andrea, little richard scares me. Hey jones have you ever tried mcderma? I think that's what it is called. I hear that helps scars. I would skip the makeup.
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