Corrupt A Wish - Page 4

last_dance_rodeo · 02-16-2007, 01:30 AM

granted but you pay millions of dollars when they are older for their therapy

I wish parmesan cheese smelled as good as it tastes

Eibhlin · 02-17-2007, 08:56 PM

Ya, but then you would eat too much and we would have to call you cheese head or something!

I wish...I would stop talking about it and go get a job so I could afford board for a horse!

awiste · 02-17-2007, 09:55 PM

Ohhh but then you work so much you don't find time to play with your horse (right. like that would really happen!

I wish I had just enough money to pay off my student and car loans.....

JThisWay620 · 02-18-2007, 12:53 AM

granted but you get mugged on your way to pay them off.

I wish it was summer already.

Eibhlin · 02-18-2007, 02:24 AM

But then you fall asleep in the sun and get severe burns and sun poisoning and have to stay inside the rest of the summer!

I wish I knew how to downhill ski!

last_dance_rodeo · 02-18-2007, 05:35 AM

granted but you have no feet

I wish I had a vending machine that dispensed ribs

Eibhlin · 02-18-2007, 09:47 PM

Ewww, ribs? Don't you have enough already? So you get the rib dispensing machine, but then you get nabbed as being the Rib Ravager, the notorious killer who removes peoples ribs as trophies...

I wish my cats would stop shedding so much!

last_dance_rodeo · 02-18-2007, 09:58 PM

granted now they are those freaky fur less cats

and I was talking about pork ribs

and I wish I could play God for a day

Veilingmeat · 02-19-2007, 11:45 PM

Granted....But Chris, @%#$ ...i mean God...As you are meandering godly like through the......wherever the hell you are, one fine summer's day, the most obnoxious, mushy fat stinky hairy woman purposly teases you, stopping you in your tracks, by conjuring up the most foulest of farts you've ever had the displeasure of not wanting to smell...it smelt of stale meat & veg pie. "Nah look here," you say in your new found godly voice of woe and boom, kicking your nose picking finger at the stupid poo smelling slag sarcastically, "That was terribly dirty of you. I demand an apology....for i am God, WHO are you compared to the likes of MEEEEEEE, desist at once"

The stinky ol wench shouts at You timidly and teases you again, this time with both arseholes!? you prepare to repel, but....To your horror, you become aware that its the Dark Lord Satan himself in disguise!!! he miraculously whips out his unwashed socks from last week and vigorously beats you across the face with them...overwhelmed by an overdose of stink, your godlike powers of the holy are quashed..and you return to bog standard human once again!!!
FIN

OOOOOH how i wish i could fly off to America to see my Girl tomorrow...no wait, this very second....but....i wonder what could happen if i wished such a thing!?!?

007 · 02-19-2007, 11:48 PM

Granted, you have Daedilus and Icarus' wings, made of wax and feathers.

BTW, thank you for brinigng this puppy back to life.

I wish I could rewind my life even if only for a little while.

last_dance_rodeo · 02-20-2007, 12:34 AM

granted but nothing changes

i wish I could get a new mac laptop

Eibhlin · 02-20-2007, 01:03 AM

but then visions of pc's rear end flash through your head every time you turn it on...

I wish I would not be freezing all the time!!! What the heck, I am a New Englander, what's wrong with meeee??!!!

02-16-2007, 01:30 AM	#46
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 251	granted but you pay millions of dollars when they are older for their therapy I wish parmesan cheese smelled as good as it tastes __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

02-17-2007, 08:56 PM	#47
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	Ya, but then you would eat too much and we would have to call you cheese head or something! I wish...I would stop talking about it and go get a job so I could afford board for a horse! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

02-18-2007, 02:24 AM	#50
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	But then you fall asleep in the sun and get severe burns and sun poisoning and have to stay inside the rest of the summer! I wish I knew how to downhill ski! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

02-18-2007, 05:35 AM	#51
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 251	granted but you have no feet I wish I had a vending machine that dispensed ribs __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

02-18-2007, 09:47 PM	#52
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	Ewww, ribs? Don't you have enough already? So you get the rib dispensing machine, but then you get nabbed as being the Rib Ravager, the notorious killer who removes peoples ribs as trophies... I wish my cats would stop shedding so much! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

02-17-2007, 09:55 PM	#48
awiste Alli Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Colorado, USA Posts: 283 Rep Power: 0	Ohhh but then you work so much you don't find time to play with your horse (right. like that would really happen! I wish I had just enough money to pay off my student and car loans.....

02-18-2007, 12:53 AM	#49
JThisWay620 JKF Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: Bridgeport, CT Posts: 192 Rep Power: 232	granted but you get mugged on your way to pay them off. I wish it was summer already.

02-18-2007, 09:58 PM	#53
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 251	granted now they are those freaky fur less cats and I was talking about pork ribs and I wish I could play God for a day __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

02-19-2007, 11:45 PM	#54
Veilingmeat Veiling yet very Meaty Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Dismal Euphonic Ol' Blighty! Posts: 885 Rep Power: 0	Granted....But Chris, @%#$ ...i mean God...As you are meandering godly like through the......wherever the hell you are, one fine summer's day, the most obnoxious, mushy fat stinky hairy woman purposly teases you, stopping you in your tracks, by conjuring up the most foulest of farts you've ever had the displeasure of not wanting to smell...it smelt of stale meat & veg pie. "Nah look here," you say in your new found godly voice of woe and boom, kicking your nose picking finger at the stupid poo smelling slag sarcastically, "That was terribly dirty of you. I demand an apology....for i am God, WHO are you compared to the likes of MEEEEEEE, desist at once" The stinky ol wench shouts at You timidly and teases you again, this time with both arseholes!? you prepare to repel, but....To your horror, you become aware that its the Dark Lord Satan himself in disguise!!! he miraculously whips out his unwashed socks from last week and vigorously beats you across the face with them...overwhelmed by an overdose of stink, your godlike powers of the holy are quashed..and you return to bog standard human once again!!! FIN OOOOOH how i wish i could fly off to America to see my Girl tomorrow...no wait, this very second....but....i wonder what could happen if i wished such a thing!?!? __________________ Behold, my love, behold all that I simultaneously do: scandal, seduction, bad example, incest, adultery, sodomy! Oh, Satan! one and unique God of my soul, inspire thou in me something yet more, present further perversions to my smoking heart, and then shalt thou see how I shall plunge myself into them all! -Marquis De Sade-

02-19-2007, 11:48 PM	#55
007 Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Staring at four gray walls that surround me.... Posts: 692 Rep Power: 0	Granted, you have Daedilus and Icarus' wings, made of wax and feathers. BTW, thank you for brinigng this puppy back to life. I wish I could rewind my life even if only for a little while.

02-20-2007, 12:34 AM	#56
last_dance_rodeo Temporarily Absent Mod Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: South Dakota Posts: 2,212 Rep Power: 251	granted but nothing changes i wish I could get a new mac laptop __________________ Her face is moonworn and thin, she's been wishing on too many stars again.

02-20-2007, 01:03 AM	#57
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	but then visions of pc's rear end flash through your head every time you turn it on... I wish I would not be freezing all the time!!! What the heck, I am a New Englander, what's wrong with meeee??!!! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind