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Old 02-10-2007, 09:19 AM   #31
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Granted. Humans now have nails instead of teeth. Ohoh, you just had a random hookup behind the dumpsters of Lane Bryant and you got your tounge cut and bled to death.

I wish I could take JThisWay620 wishes of having an IPod and to buy a new wardrobe, Motoslam's wish of not having to go to school (My mom just crashed the car, I have to take 3 Bi-State busses to get to school! I lie about my address, I live far away!), and Jones to sleep and sum it up into one super wish!
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Old 02-10-2007, 02:07 PM   #32
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Granted, but you leave yourself out.

I wish for a thousand loaves of southern corn bread.
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Old 02-10-2007, 05:07 PM   #33
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granted but u end up eating it all in one sitting and end up 500 pounds.

i wish i had a real genie so i cud make wishes in real life.
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Old 02-10-2007, 06:14 PM   #34
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Yep, just ate four loaves from the local bakery, I'm topped off for today's meals.

Granted, but you only get three wishes and the first two are dfective.

I wish my shoes didn't get cold quickly when walking in the rain. NOthing sucks worse than having wet cold shoes immersion foot :UGH:
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Old 02-11-2007, 07:36 AM   #35
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Granted. You have no shoes. You know, I cried when I had no shoes, intill I saw a man with no feet... then I laughed, really hard! (Jerri Blank)

I wish I had some new underwear. (I gotsta buy me some more) (Gotsta? Ok Jerri )
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Old 02-11-2007, 12:43 PM   #36
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Whoa! let's keep this down to something less embarrassing for yourself. Okay, granted, but you buy te wrong size and they 'constict' blood flow.

I wish I'd have been in the Boston train center when Jewel performed a few days ago.
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:28 PM   #37
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What's a matter, no one likes this game anymore.
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Old 02-13-2007, 10:55 PM   #38
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Granted but you were blind and deaf. Couldn't hear or see a thing

I wish it would STOP SNOWING here in Colorado.
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:53 AM   #39
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granted but it starts to rain nonstop

I wish I could have a new mac laptop
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Old 02-14-2007, 12:59 AM   #40
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Sure, but as your sleeping your house is destroyed by ravagin tornadoes...and you are never seen again!!

I wish I could go to Ireland!
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Old 02-15-2007, 04:34 PM   #41
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Well, I like this thread so I will corrupt my own wish!

Sure, but then my flight would load on the plane and we would sit there on the runway for 7 1/2 hours delayed before they finally let us off and we found out the flight had been cancelled-lol!


I wish I had a plush riding facility of my own!
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:09 PM   #42
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ME TOO!!! Oh wait. I have to corrupt that.

Granted but..... umm...they raise property taxes so high that you can no longer afford it. They're trying to push out all the horse people to make way for cookie cutter housing developments. (This is seriously happening all over Colorado...)

I wish there was an end to urban sprawl.
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Old 02-15-2007, 05:13 PM   #43
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Or a similarly accurate thing to say would be that horses seem to magically destroy fences left and right and get themselves into the most ridiculously (funny if it weren't) dangerous situations, so I would probably go bankrupt in months-lol!


Yes, but you have to move aside for capitalistic suburbanites who choose cookie cutter convenience over the money sucking character of the older houses-lol!


I wish I could waste time online and still get housework done at the same time!
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Old 02-15-2007, 10:22 PM   #44
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Andrea, tis Granted, but.....as your time is soley devoted to wasting time online, your thoughts drift off yonda...into an unknown world, and you become a horrific geek, and whatever magic force ie. skanky lil fairy is housecleaning for you, currupts your house with fairy magic...and you become lost and confused. Suddenly a fairy war develops...all these skanky sl*t fairys dressed in duct tape and jack sh*t else is try to take over your house...and it ends up with neither side gaining an advantage...even after one side flanks the other....THEN the fat hairy fairy godmother turns up...and eats the survivors in a giant egg and cress sarnie...coz all fairys luuurve egg and cress!

I wish i could have a game for my psp...a racing one, not that 'need for speed' one, as i already have that one...and not 'fortress of fear' or 'ultimate spider man' as i already have those too...I have another one, but i'v forgotten the bloody name of it now!? but i wish for any other, obviously not Girl ones...i dont like them, or crappy cartoon ones..there sh*te and boring.....well i hope you can help me out mr Genie
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Marc, your wish is granted and you receive in the mail a card that allows you to get any and all games you want...but you fail to see the tiny print, and as you pop in your first game and play and play for hours, beating all the elvels and racking up the highest score ever seen you fail to notice your skin becoming one with the controller...wires begin to sprout from you and join to the game box, and you are absorbed into the game...Finally people notice you are missing and break down your door only to discover a game box...which they take, and you find yourself placed in someones room and power wires are hooked up to you, and a game is shoved into you and then they discover a magic game card in their mail....


Lol!

I wish my children would listen to me without arguing every thing!!
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