Favorite Seinfeld Quote

Eibhlin · 03-06-2005, 11:07 PM

calling all seinfeld fans, what is your favorite quote/ episode?

No Soup For You!!

SERENITY NOW!!

Her cheek, Does it have a pinkish hue?

Newman!

Angel_Eyes · 03-07-2005, 12:09 AM

I'm not a big Seinfeld fan, but everyone knows about "yada yada yada" :P

MrCC · 03-07-2005, 01:49 AM

"Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"
"I've yada yada'd sex."
"Really?"
"Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
"But you yada yada'd over the best part."
"No, I mentioned the bisque."

- George, Elaine, and Jerry, in "The Yada Yada"

MrCC · 03-07-2005, 01:51 AM

"Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.' "
- Kramer, in "The Fusilli Jerry"

Eibhlin · 03-07-2005, 01:22 PM

lol...all hail mike, the king of seinfeld quotes! i loved the episode when they ragged on the good samaritan law and they all got arrested for not helping the guy who was getting mugged, and "by the way, they're real, and they're fabulous", and "Say Vandalay Industries, say Vandalay Industries!", and Festivus...i really need to remember the quotes... :dunno:

michaelsjewel · 03-07-2005, 03:35 PM

i saw that sponge episode...where she used sponges as a way to prevent becoming pregnant....and she got like how many boxes of sponges as they were going out of business b/c they didn't prevent std's or something...oh well...i think she said this.... and it was funny how crazy she went over these sponges as though she'd give her life to protect them!

"is he sponge worthy?" - elaine or however it's spelled

lol....that was a hilarious episode of one of the few i've seen] :coffee:

MrCC · 03-07-2005, 04:07 PM

Hey I cut and pasted my quotes from http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/ - I don't remember them word for word either. This show has many classic episodes. I guess my all time favorite is "The Soup Nazi". Here's some other funny quotes all from the same episode:

"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash."
"It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
"But it was in the cylinder."
"Above the rim."
"Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
"It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
"Was it eaten?"
"One little bite."
"Well, that's garbage."
"But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"

"I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings."
- Jerry, in "The Gymnast"

"Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of."
"Boy, you can really talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Gymnast"

Lissa · 03-07-2005, 04:17 PM

Seinfeld sucks. My husband watches that show and it's horrible. :mooner:

MrCC · 03-07-2005, 05:17 PM

To each his/her own. Read the Golden Girls thread instead.

Eibhlin · 03-07-2005, 07:30 PM

hey mike, thanks for the link to the seinfeld quotes!

andrea :thxblush: :clapjoy: :D :bananarock: :banana:

MrCC · 03-07-2005, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eibhlin@Mar 7 2005, 12:30 PM
hey mike, thanks for the link to the seinfeld quotes!

andrea :thxblush: :clapjoy: :D :bananarock: :banana:

You are very welcome. Someone in my family just got seasons 1-3 on DVD. It's cool watching them commercial free. The jokes stay fresher. ;)

Eibhlin · 03-08-2005, 12:48 PM

ya, i told my husband i want the dvds too, as well as for the kids in the hall, and monty python's flying circus. now that i don't have cable, i miss watching all my favorite corny shows...*sighs and wistfully remembers "Albatross!" and "I'm crushing your head!" :P :lol:

Little Bird · 03-09-2005, 12:48 PM

Ya know, that was a program I really didn't watch much. I am not really familiar with the lines. It was the stupid music that kept driving me mad. The stuff in between was always a giggle but I could never sit and watch it with that music.

MrCC · 03-09-2005, 03:47 PM

That's funny, but I don't remember any music at all from Seinfeld.

03-06-2005, 11:07 PM	#1
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	calling all seinfeld fans, what is your favorite quote/ episode? No Soup For You!! SERENITY NOW!! Her cheek, Does it have a pinkish hue? Newman! __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-07-2005, 12:09 AM	#2
Angel_Eyes Members Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: southwest Virginia Posts: 300 Rep Power: 238	I'm not a big Seinfeld fan, but everyone knows about "yada yada yada" :P __________________ ~Tracy aka Angel Eyes~ "I am a princess and I'm locked inside a stone tower of song. Trying to write messages on the wind trying to send the message how I just want to belong." Jewel - Choose Me/Where You Are

03-07-2005, 01:49 AM	#3
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	"Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yada yada sex?" "I've yada yada'd sex." "Really?" "Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again." "But you yada yada'd over the best part." "No, I mentioned the bisque." - George, Elaine, and Jerry, in "The Yada Yada" __________________ Mike

03-07-2005, 01:51 AM	#4
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	"Have you ever met a proctologist? They usually have a very good sense of humor. You meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away. Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way... 'It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one.' " - Kramer, in "The Fusilli Jerry" __________________ Mike

03-07-2005, 01:22 PM	#5
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	lol...all hail mike, the king of seinfeld quotes! i loved the episode when they ragged on the good samaritan law and they all got arrested for not helping the guy who was getting mugged, and "by the way, they're real, and they're fabulous", and "Say Vandalay Industries, say Vandalay Industries!", and Festivus...i really need to remember the quotes... :dunno: __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-07-2005, 03:35 PM	#6
michaelsjewel Member's Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Lincoln, NE, USA Posts: 707 Rep Power: 242	i saw that sponge episode...where she used sponges as a way to prevent becoming pregnant....and she got like how many boxes of sponges as they were going out of business b/c they didn't prevent std's or something...oh well...i think she said this.... and it was funny how crazy she went over these sponges as though she'd give her life to protect them! "is he sponge worthy?" - elaine or however it's spelled lol....that was a hilarious episode of one of the few i've seen] :coffee:

03-07-2005, 04:07 PM	#7
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	Hey I cut and pasted my quotes from http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/ - I don't remember them word for word either. This show has many classic episodes. I guess my all time favorite is "The Soup Nazi". Here's some other funny quotes all from the same episode: "So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'" "No no no no no. It was not trash." "Was it in the trash?" "Yes." "Then it was trash." "It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top." "But it was in the cylinder." "Above the rim." "Adjacent to refuse is... refuse." "It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on." "Was it eaten?" "One little bite." "Well, that's garbage." "But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt." "Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum." - Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast" "I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings." - Jerry, in "The Gymnast" "Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of." "Boy, you can really talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it." - Kramer and Jerry, in "The Gymnast" __________________ Mike

03-07-2005, 04:17 PM	#8
Lissa Members Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 149 Rep Power: 236	Seinfeld sucks. My husband watches that show and it's horrible. :mooner: __________________ <span style=\'color:red\'>In the end only kindness matters.</span>

03-07-2005, 05:17 PM	#9
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	To each his/her own. Read the Golden Girls thread instead. __________________ Mike

03-07-2005, 07:30 PM	#10
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	hey mike, thanks for the link to the seinfeld quotes! andrea :thxblush: :clapjoy: :D :bananarock: :banana: __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-08-2005, 12:48 PM	#12
Eibhlin Oscillating Fan Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 2,044 Rep Power: 254	ya, i told my husband i want the dvds too, as well as for the kids in the hall, and monty python's flying circus. now that i don't have cable, i miss watching all my favorite corny shows...sighs and wistfully remembers "Albatross!" and "I'm crushing your head!" :P :lol: __________________ I'd like to call you my wild horse and feed you silver sage* Andrea an eye for an eye makes the world blind

03-09-2005, 12:48 PM	#13
Little Bird Administrator Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wicklow, Ireland Posts: 6,178 Rep Power: 10	Ya know, that was a program I really didn't watch much. I am not really familiar with the lines. It was the stupid music that kept driving me mad. The stuff in between was always a giggle but I could never sit and watch it with that music. __________________ In the end...only kindness matters MysteriousWisdom

03-09-2005, 03:47 PM	#14
MrCC JKF Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The World Jewel Forum Posts: 839 Rep Power: 0	That's funny, but I don't remember any music at all from Seinfeld. __________________ Mike