Ah Dave....you never said. I could have done something you know, let you get an idea of what 40 feels like, you know but you deprived me of making old jokes for almost an entire month. How could you?
I'm sorry but I think this wil take some time to get over. I mean honestly, this is me...ME. I get a sore head if any kind of sarcasm deprevation is endured.
Now, I suppose I really shouldn't bee too hard on you. You aren't exactly, shall we say, as young and thoughtful as you once were. Sure the ol' noggin is getting on a bit, or rather, gotten on a bit and so you're not really of your right mind. Senility is not to be joked about and it is really best that I just accept that this is what you will be facing fairly shortly.
Ok pops. Go back and sleep in the armchair in your cardigan. I'll forgive you this time but only coz you're past that special age.
Don't forget to take your teeth out before going to bed and not to have too many fluids. We all know what old bladders can be like.
Enough? Are you sure?
Ok then
Happy belated GranPa!
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