Kelly Rowland

[Intrepid Prez]

When Kelly Rowland came to Sydney (to promote her album) she was already a
millionairess from her many successes with Destiny's Child.

It was arranged for her (by Sony Columbia) to do an album signing in one of
the most prestigious album/books stores in the city center.

Kelly refused !!!

She insisted that her appearance be where her fan-base was... in Sydney's
working-class suburbs. She was driven to Mt Druitt, one of Sydney's poorest
suburbs where both unemployment and crime, are sadly, the only two attributes
that Mt Druitt is famous for... apart from the sad reality that Mt Druitt
has a high percentage of un-married mothers in government housing.

Kelly left that albums signing only after EVERY fan had their album signed...
it went for long over the allocated time. And... she had her picture taken
with anyone who'd brought along a camera. You couldn't knock off Kelly's smile
with a baseball bat... she had a smile reserved for everyone.

I saw it. That's when and why I became a Kelly Rowland fan. :)


Easy.... Justin

btw Kiera... this is in the 'Anything Jewel' forum coz its a comment on
how maybe Jewel should regard her fans.

[Veilingmeat]

:lstory:

[michaelsjewel]

it's in the wrong forum period!

[WhatWouldJewelDo]

im confusion central

[Veilingmeat]

You know something...i would'nt care if Christina Aguilera crawled up mount evrest NAKED on her hands and knees on broken glass just to sign autographs!!! i still would'nt be her fan
mind you...she is rather hot tho ^_^ so in a sense i guess im contradicting meself......*golum golum*....

[MrCC]

Me neither, but I would giver her some band aids...and a towel.

[Eibhlin]

she is rather hot tho
bleh, i will chalk that up to you being a man ;)
vomitrocious! i will give ms. aguilera one thing only, i used to think she had a nice voice, but man she went sk*u*nky and to me that just undermines any talent she had, it takes more to make it without sleezing out, anyone with a half decent body can act in ways that would make an adult film star blush and sell albums

umm, sorry if i offended any aguilera fans

[Eibhlin]

:offtopic: yup, that had nothing to do with kelly rowland, sorry prez :P

[Veilingmeat]

Ah well i think Christina is kinda...well...hot sorta!? not my sorta woman mind you,and she does have a good voice,and legs....and bu.......anyway :rolleyes:
also i would give her a band aid and a towel if she crawled up that far a mountain???

and i dont care about going off topic :P even before i'v actually entered the thread i'v gone off topic...lol

[Eibhlin]

ahhh, i see, so you deliberatley enter a thread knowing you are off topic before touching the keyboard....this is very interesting, i will have to note that in my little inquisitors notepad...
*scribble, scribble*
:muhaha: :devil1:

oh and btw, i think it is really cool that kelly went and did that for her poorer fans, that is really great! very un-big-headed

[Veilingmeat]

Originally posted by Eibhlin@Jul 7 2005, 10:41 PM
ahhh, i see, so you deliberatley enter a thread knowing you are off topic before touching the keyboard....this is very interesting, i will have to note that in my little inquisitors notepad...
*scribble, scribble*
:muhaha: :devil1:

oh and btw, i think it is really cool that kelly went and did that for her poorer fans, that is really great! very un-big-headed
Hmmm...nice wee tactic there, on getting back on topic...liking it liking it :P

[Eibhlin]

;) ya, well if i hadnt gotten myself back on topic i woulda had to scribble scribble about myself, and hey, only weirdos like to go all spanish inquisitor on themselves right? :muhaha: :devil1:

yup, i think i have a new respect for good ole kelly B)

edited for spelling ^_^

[Veilingmeat]

So...what shall we talk about!? ah, i know eeerm Christina, yeah! Christina is actually a oompa loompa did you know???
...notice the ever growing Orange tan and strange wigs/hairstyles eh!

Oh bugger iv gone off topic again @$*! :P well i guess thats me on thee old sribble scribble yet again :lol:

[Eibhlin]

:dir: :offtopic: :bang: :gnash:
thats it buddy, your going down, watch out for the army of secret smilies :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r: :ph43r:
didnt know there was one of those eh? :muhaha:
besides, sint calling christina an oompa loompa a disservice to oompas? maybe it will be a secret army of oompa loompas that will get ya!
so name a kelly rowland song i should listen to then ;)

[Veilingmeat]

Originally posted by Eibhlin@Jul 8 2005, 07:14 PM
so name a kelly rowland song i should listen to then ;)
*Thinks REALLY HARD*...... :dunno: :dunno: ............... :dunno: .................... :dunno: ............ :dunno: .......... :sleep: ......... :ph43r: ... :o ...hmmm those nightmares i had of those Dreadful inquisitors was horrible...
eeerrm i give up...could'nt think of a kelly rowland song...infact! WHO IS kelly rowland :P

and please we need an oompa loompa smilie

edited for oompa loompa reasons

[Eibhlin]

rofl! well now you gone and dunnit-(wow i just had a southerner moment, scary)
you dared offend the prez, so one he catches wind of this he will have to get back here from whatever vacation he is taking and send his most intrepid secret agents after you...
talk about nightmares, i hear they all wear loinclths and chant kelly rowland songs so you will never again forget her greatness!
secret oompa armies :ph43r: :ph43r:
evil inquistionists :muhaha: :muhaha:
and fear provoking intrepidarians :silly: :gnash:

[Veilingmeat]

And the savage slagging off tongue of veilingmeat :redface:

[Eibhlin]

wow, now you're breaking out the big guns! oh wait, you already got that grenade launcher doo-dad outta your trousers didnt ya?

now you are breaking out the second biggest gun!

[Veilingmeat]

Hmmm...which kinda brings us back on topic eh!!! i.e Big Guns (Panzerschrek),and then Sheer Verbal Abuse and then Kelly Rowland's Music = KAABOOOM! :P

[Eibhlin]

:P as long as the pnazershrek-a-ma-thingy that is kabooming isnt the one you have in um....hiding

anyways!

[Veilingmeat]

:rolleyes:

[Eibhlin]

lol, i see you have chosen prudent silence as your response ^_^ :P

[WhatWouldJewelDo]

does anyone else notice that this had turned into a conversation with Andrea and Mark?? and rowland is nowhere involved

[Eibhlin]

nah, me and mark noticed it too, we have an unspoken evil conspiracy to be co-rulers of the abyss

and hey we mentioned kelly rowland...atleast once i think :dunno:
we have a deep rooted affection for her respect and courtesy to her fans!

viva la kelly! :P ^_^ :tmbup:

besides, until you, its not like anyone else was posting B)