Mad Tv Did A Jewel Parody...yep...ahuh

[michaelsjewel]

about prostitution...yep!!!....i saw it on bearshare a p2p program...i'll let u know the details! once i have it


maybe i can get the lyrics too....lol....i bet they are funny...

has anyone else seen mtv's parodies before? they are hilarious...such as britney spears....LICK MY BABY BACK BEHIND instead of baby hit me one more time...lol

[michaelsjewel]

update...after seeing this...wow

they have her dressed up in the ....vh1 diva duets dress....and it's definitely all about prostitution - has her all sweet and innocent...and then the sell- out part comes in - where they undress her clothes and throw her into something sexy like that outfit - and objects for sale from jewel....

jewel blow up doll
jewel pop sickle
jewellette razors
jewelotrojan condoms

wow...it's totally about prostituition...lol

[michaelsjewel]

i'll try the lyrics...may take me 30 mins. or more to understand them....
ok. they are sorta - inappropriate - but u decide moderators!
tv show is rated tv-14 for 14y/olds and above...enjoy i guess...should i post the video on my site? lol

la la la la da la
i used to be a simple girl
in a pop-tart video world
playing my sweet folk luck
wearing herth berkin stocks?
then my bad record called
up the charts my album fall
said i needed a new hook
change my music and my look
then they told me my t*** are hard
just arch my back and stick them out
this is not hard
it's prostitution
they even made me take a new direction
let go your soul
it's prostitution
i no longer think i'm a blow up doll that lip-syncs
jiggle jega...jiggle jega...jiggle jega...jig jig
don't need a HIT? 'bc i'm getting paid
now i'm whored out like christina A.
it's just a job - you know what i mean
like it kinda flies? charlie sheen
i'm not seeing anyone i'm all yours
but check my mouth first for open sores
the music business
is prostitution
take a wiff and smell the desperation
the songs don't count in prostitution
i'm here just fine
just stare at my behind baby
with all ther razors they made me sell
why can't we fix my teeth?
they got a way to get my song to play
in 3ways with dj's
jiggle jega...jiggle jega...jiggle jega...jig jig...

(jewel pouts near the ending)

Jewel
"Prostitution"
Far-From-Virgin Records
Director: Britney Spears' mom

[lordassmonkey]

actually i think differnelty on the lyrics

I Use to be a simple girl
Ina popstar video world
Playing my sweet folk rock
Wearing berth herkin socks
then my record label called
off the charts my albums falled
said i needed a new hook
changed my music and my look
tehn they told me my T**s fell out
just hunch my back and stick them out

This is not heart
Its prostituiton
The label made me take a new direction
Let go of your soul
Its prostituition
I know longer think Im a blow uup dool that lyp synchs

Jiggle Jiglle jiglle Jiggle

Don't hate on me cuz im getting paid
Im now whored out likeChristina A
It's jus a job you know what i mean
Like hedi flies Charlie sheen
I'm not seein and im all yours
but check my mouth first for open sores

More fields in business
Its prostuition
Take a wiff and smell the despertaion
Those songs dont count
In prostituioin
I hear them findJsut stare at my behind baby

With all the razores that they made me sell
why cant they fix my teeth
They got a way my song overheard
in 3 ways with dj's

Jiggle Jiglle Jiggle Jiggle jig jig


Thats how i jhear it anyway

[MrCC]

I am shocked that anybody would make fun of Jewel! It's an outrage. I'm going to write a letter to the ASPCJ! ;) :P

[michaelsjewel]

yah...a combo of your lyrics and mine sound just right - though a couple of yours...um...doubt the last part is right...but oh well...lol - i just noticed...they made that vh1 outfit more skanky didn't they - making it a 2 piece instead of one!

[michaelsjewel]

k.....now with a combo of mine and your lyrics...listening to yours makes more sense...but with a few changes...

I used to be a simple girl
In a pop-chart video world
Playing my sweet folk rock
Wearing berth herkin socks
then my record label called
off the charts my albums falled
said i needed a new hook
changed my music and my look
then they told me my T**s fell out
just hunch my back and stick them out

This is not hard
Its prostituiton
The label made me take a new direction
Let go of your soul
It's prostituition
I no longer think I'm a blow up doll that lip-synchs

Jiggle Jiggle...Jiggle Jiggle...Jiggle Jiggle...JIG JIG

Don't hate on me cuz im getting paid
I'm now whored out like Christina A
It's just a job you know what i mean
Like hedi flies Charlie sheen
I'm not seein and i'm all yours
but check my mouth first for open sores

The Music Business
Its prostuition
Take a wiff and smell the despertaion
The songs don't count
In prostituioin
I hear them fine
Just stare at my behind baby

With all the razorss that they made me sell
why can't we fix my teeth
They got a way my song to play
in 3 ways with dj's

Jiggle Jiggle....Jiggle Jiggle...JIG JIG

there...listening to the song while reading the lyrics of yours made me come up with that!

[emilie_eda]

i'd love to see this !!!

i love MadTV !!! one of my fav is the Me against the Music parody !!!!

[Lissa]

This is hilarious!! :clapjoy:

[lordassmonkey]

It's amazing that we heardit differenlty but when combining the 2 we understoood it better .

[Eibhlin]

Wearing berth herkin socks===lol, i think you probably mean Birkenstocks

or where i come from, granola shoes

the skit was pretty funny, though im not sure i would call her image change prostituion now, but i did think she was selling out for a while, but really, so what?

:irish that counts right, since in the SCA my persona is irish?

:P

Eibhlin an Eich Gile

[emilie_eda]

i've just seen it !!!! how hilarious !!!!!


especially that part :

"With all the razors that they made me sell
why cant they fix my teeth"

:lol:

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[Intrepid Prez]

Well Done Michael !!! :clapjoy:

Be sure to send it to Kowa.

:bunny: :bunny: :bunny:

WOW !!! That video is cruel !!!

Atlantic should sue Mad TV for defamation. ;)