The Confessions Thread

[never.alone]

As I always start by saying...I don't know if there was one before but if there was, its back!!!

Confess anything--small or big.
Get to it!

[007]

I'll start.

I confess, as far as Anna Nicole goes, it's my baby. I did it.

[never.alone]

umm alrighty then....lol

I confess I have never owned a digital camera (not because i cant afford one i just never got around to saving the money and just going out and buying one)

it may not seem like a confession but some people would tease me if they knew

[007]

Actually, you aren't weird or needn't worry about that. I use two types of camera, a Bell + Howell 48x zoom camera. Great for moder nday stuff and whhen you need a picture for somehing in fast motion. Believe me, I've got plenty of goood shots off that one, it's just a regular camera, nothing special.

But my gem is a 1942 made Kodak 35mm F 2.8 with a focal plain shutter, and it does alrighht, if you need a still shot. You hahve to do a lot of adjustments, but it is worth it in the end.

Jones

[007]

OH, I guess I have to confess to something. I stole the GlenGary leads. It was me, I did it!

Now the world knows. Tony Roma is INNOCENT!

Jones

[strengths.with.faults]

i confess that i don't want to take the ACT

[007]

Dude, are you serious? The ACT is a lot easier than the new and improved SAT. You're lucky, just do yourself a favour, sneak a Red BUll in your pocket into the exam, wear a jacket or somethhing, sneak as many as you can.

You'll thank me after thhe stomach pain subsides, and you get that energy you need, trust me, I did it when I was there, taking the old SAT. "Been there, done that." Trust me on this one, take as many Red BUlls as yo ucan hold in your pockets without getting cuaght.

You'll thank me later.

Jonesy

[strengths.with.faults]

I would get kicked out for bringing red bull dude.

[007]

NOt if you don't get caught you wouldn't. Try it, just wash out the empty cans and put them in aplastic bag inside your pockets.

Dude, trust me, been there, done that. BTW, why would thhey kick you out? Never hehard of that before.

[strengths.with.faults]

its a great big deal if you breathe too loud when we take tests so I don't think that bringing the red bull would be the best problem solver in this situation.

[007]

what are you in, a prep school? can't be THAT bad.

[never.alone]

red bull taste like cat piss anywayssssssss

[never.alone]

what are you in, a prep school?

actually we prolly have the smallest school in the world--like 200-300 kids

[strengths.with.faults]

no its bout 500 lol maybe 400

[007]

Oh, I get it, you guys are classmates. Well, I didn't know that. In that case, might not try my example, but maybe some energy gum or something, they seel it at conveneince stores, again, jst don't get cuahgt with it.

Jones

[007]

Boyfriend and girlfriend, right?

[strengths.with.faults]

wtf? no man

[never.alone]

no its bout 500 lol maybe 400

are you sure?? i thought it was only 350 or something...i dunno...but yea definatly NOT a prep school with the exception of some people

[never.alone]

Boyfriend and girlfriend, right?

best friends

[007]

That works, glad to see you know someone on this forum. I started out alone, nad iwll leave that way, too.

[strengths.with.faults]

i thought it was... Im not sure though.. we are the smallest with about 75 so.. multiply that by 4.. guess it is around 300+ but thats the minimum

[strengths.with.faults]

its coo jones, we'll speak of red bull and all it has to offer with you lol

[DreamsLast]

I confess I like Neil Diamond's music.........I'm so embarrassed!

[Eibhlin]

hey, Neil Diamond rocks my socks...sometimes, gotta be in the mood for it!

[kjm030584]

Here's my confession... I'm an extreme procrastinator... I've got a biography of a famous social worker due in a week and I can't bring myself to work on it, which I really need to do soon because I have to 15 minute presentations to give the following week which I haven't even begun to prepare for yet.

[awiste]

I confess that I'm a reality TV junky. I can't wait for America's Next Top Model tonight.... and I do watch Survivor aaaaaaaaand American Idol. Oh boy.

[Eibhlin]

I confess that I don't really like reality TV shows, and I hold out hope for a show like Freaky Links to come on tv sometime. I also like anchovies...though not on pizza.

[007]

Hey, Christie, since when did liking Neil Diamond become so heinous? He's the man, but this next man you will hate me for.

I confess, I remember listneing to Lionel Richie's "Hello", over and over and over again in my youth. Forget I said anything! (Yeah, then I saw the music video, and I stopped listening to it, he lusts after a blind Asian underrage girl, what theh hell is wrong with him!?)

Okay, off my Usher box.

Jonesy

[Veilingmeat]

Ok i'll confess i HATE....HATE everything, i find i have more to say in hatred than in whats to like in this world, I hate ppl..and thats wierd coz i have to work amongst them everyday as part of my job, but....the good thing about it is, is there all total and utter idiots anyway, there all Neanderthal brain in Cro-Magnon body, there IQ drops to room temperature when they enter our site thus becoming a .22 calibre intillect in a .357 magnum world.
I hate gang culture, anything to do with it...all these stupid jug eared nobs running around making out how hard they are in crap baggy pants and skanky sports gear...its a good thing there all shooting each other all the time.
I hate this country and its goverment, being part of the commonwealth its let in far too many immigrants and now we (probably) have Osama Bin Ladens secret organisation in our own backyard and we dont even know it...and wont be able to do sh*t if it hits the fan :P sooner or later this country is gonna become 'Englandiztan' no wonder most Brits are moving to Spain all the time...and there all buggering off to Mexico and the Mexicans are all buggering off too America!!!
I need an Agony Aunt to stem my hatred...put out the flames so too speak! i hate much more than i'v mentioned, but i might aswell write a bleedin book, than be here all night typo hating, so i'll go!

[wackyoverkhaki]

Ok. Here are a couple totally random confessions to make you go WTF?:

I never played Monopoly in my life. Ever.

My brain can't handle any math beyond 8th grade level, yet I made it to college. I am a fraud.

I never learned to blow bubblegum.

One of my friends teases me and tells me I look like a three-dimensional version of Mary Melody from Tiny Toon Adventures. OK I love wearing my hair the cutesy rockabilly way like her but isn't that character supposed to be like 11? Compliment or insult? You decide.

I'm afraid of big cities.

I'm what some people call a "prude". I personally don't think I'm a prude just because other peoples' moral standards have fallen. But what the hell, you gotta learn to laugh at being stereotyped.

I want to move under the sea. Or to Fraggle Rock. Maybe Captain Morgan knows the way.

I personally believe we should deport our violent criminals to the moon. It's a radical idea, but a good one. People look at me like I'm some kind of crazy and I don't blame them, but I think it would really benefit our society in so many ways.

[motoslam]

my confession is that i havent had a "real" girlfriend yet. im not sure if the ones i had in grade 3 and 6 count lol

[kjm030584]

Ok i'll confess i HATE....HATE everything, i find i have more to say in hatred than in whats to like in this world, I hate ppl..and thats wierd coz i have to work amongst them everyday as part of my job, but....the good thing about it is, is there all total and utter idiots anyway, there all Neanderthal brain in Cro-Magnon body, there IQ drops to room temperature when they enter our site thus becoming a .22 calibre intillect in a .357 magnum world.
I hate gang culture, anything to do with it...all these stupid jug eared nobs running around making out how hard they are in crap baggy pants and skanky sports gear...its a good thing there all shooting each other all the time.
I hate this country and its goverment, being part of the commonwealth its let in far too many immigrants and now we (probably) have Osama Bin Ladens secret organisation in our own backyard and we dont even know it...and wont be able to do sh*t if it hits the fan :P sooner or later this country is gonna become 'Englandiztan' no wonder most Brits are moving to Spain all the time...and there all buggering off to Mexico and the Mexicans are all buggering off too America!!!
I need an Agony Aunt to stem my hatred...put out the flames so too speak! i hate much more than i'v mentioned, but i might aswell write a bleedin book, than be here all night typo hating, so i'll go!


oh.em.ge...

Do you find yourself talking to the Agent Mulder in your head? Because I DO TOO!

[Eibhlin]

I confess that I have had 2 real boyfriends, including my husband. I used to think it was a big deal that I didn't date much, but since I have been married alot longer than alot the people I have known, well, it's not so bad after all!

I also confess, I am in love with another guy besides my husband:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/andrea1977/aidenrs.jpg
Aiden, the appaloosa/irish draft cross

[motoslam]

I confess that I have had 2 real boyfriends, including my husband.



u makin fun of me or sumthin? lol

[Eibhlin]

nope! just statin' the facts!

[mjuehl3]

I confess that I'm a reality TV junky. I can't wait for America's Next Top Model tonight.... and I do watch Survivor aaaaaaaaand American Idol. Oh boy.


i LOVE americas next top model...i confess that too....i confess that i love the bachelor. yes i know its probably all staged but its my way of relieving stress.

[Eibhlin]

Ok i'll confess i HATE....HATE everything, i find i have more to say in hatred than in whats to like in this world, I hate ppl..and thats wierd coz i have to work amongst them everyday as part of my job, but....the good thing about it is, is there all total and utter idiots anyway, there all Neanderthal brain in Cro-Magnon body, there IQ drops to room temperature when they enter our site thus becoming a .22 calibre intillect in a .357 magnum world.
I hate gang culture, anything to do with it...all these stupid jug eared nobs running around making out how hard they are in crap baggy pants and skanky sports gear...its a good thing there all shooting each other all the time.
I hate this country and its goverment, being part of the commonwealth its let in far too many immigrants and now we (probably) have Osama Bin Ladens secret organisation in our own backyard and we dont even know it...and wont be able to do sh*t if it hits the fan :P sooner or later this country is gonna become 'Englandiztan' no wonder most Brits are moving to Spain all the time...and there all buggering off to Mexico and the Mexicans are all buggering off too America!!!
I need an Agony Aunt to stem my hatred...put out the flames so too speak! i hate much more than i'v mentioned, but i might aswell write a bleedin book, than be here all night typo hating, so i'll go!


well, with all the stupid crap in the world, it's kinda hard not to hate!

[awiste]

i LOVE americas next top model...i confess that too....i confess that i love the bachelor. yes i know its probably all staged but its my way of relieving stress.

they are just so funny! ya know? Who isn't amused by watching wannabe models run on treadmills in high heels shoes pretending to be chased by monsters?? AND all be cause they LOVE TYRA SOOOOOOO MUCH!!! :lmao2:

[never.alone]

I love ANTM alot too although i have made the hard decsion not to watch this season because of too much work in school so someone keep me up to date :)

[mjuehl3]

haha yeah they are so obsessed with tyra, its disturbing...what do you think of the new girls? i thought the girl that got eliminated last night was funny, so i was kinda sad to see her go. renee seems rude!

[awiste]

haha yeah they are so obsessed with tyra, its disturbing...what do you think of the new girls? i thought the girl that got eliminated last night was funny, so i was kinda sad to see her go. renee seems rude!

Well, i've had a fever of 102 for the past two days so I was sort of in and out of consciousness while I watched the show last night so I haven't really formed too much of an opinion on anyone yet. But, I sure did find the girl who got eliminated to be quite entertaining!

[kjm030584]

Okay, I have a confession....

I was trying to clean a couple of weeks ago and I picked up some soiled tissue, I didn't realize what it was until it was in my hands... needless to say, I supressed a gag and took it to my roommate's room. I threw it in her trashcan, and I was so PO'd that she'd left it sit out on the couch that I wanted to find something to break..... alas, there was nothing that was worth breaking as she is a deadbeat. So I took her lip gloss applicator, rubbed it against her fish tank filter (these fish are sooo dirty, she hasn't taken care of them at all!) and I kept doing that while mixing it back in with the lip gloss. She never noticed, so I guess no harm no foul right?!

[Eibhlin]

Oh lordy, we had someone living with us who left her dirty socks everywhere and we were SO fed up with it. We had told her numerous times to pick them up and it was totally disregared, so finally we startd chucking them out on the lawn or um, in the cat litter box...not very mature, but when you are talking to a brick wall what can ya do?

[wackyoverkhaki]

I confess that I have had 2 real boyfriends, including my husband. I used to think it was a big deal that I didn't date much, but since I have been married alot longer than alot the people I have known, well, it's not so bad after all!

I also confess, I am in love with another guy besides my husband:

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y153/andrea1977/aidenrs.jpg
Aiden, the appaloosa/irish draft cross
Haha that's cute. And actually think that's really cool about the amount of boyfriends you've had. I actually am aiming to have as few boyfriends as possible before I find a husband, so I'm very selective. But since I'm 20 and in college I don't think I need to rush. Wherever I find my man, it ain't going to be here. There's no gentlemen in college- just macho neandrathals, lowlives, and dorks. Even though I act and dress like a lady and am polite to people somehow I keep attracting these obnoxious narcissistic macho types. They can't seem to take a hint. So yeah, hopefully I'll find the one when I'm out of college and in the workplace. Sorry if that sounds arrogant but my patience has worn thinner than Twiggy.

[awiste]

Speaking of obnoxious roommates. When I was in college I had this male roommate that was rather massogonistic (how is that spelled?!?) and thought he was better than me because he was going into "pre-med" and I was just in lowly social work. Anyway, he was a super neat freak and germ-phobe, so when I moved out I swished his glasses in my toilet bowl water. Good fun!

[kjm030584]

OMG, my roommate is a social work major. How ironic is that! I'm not a neat freak, but I am a germ-phobe but that's just because she's a dirty tramp.

[Eibhlin]

LOL! Wow, you guys all make me feel alot better about the socks in the litter box now-lol!

And Wacky, I don't think you sound arrogant at all, I was just really lucky to happen to find the right guy in high school. The irony of it for me is that I had always been the one to vow that I would never marry or have kids! Plus I am not the easiest person to live with (but then, who really is I guess) so, if there was hope for me, there is certainly hope for everyone!!

[motoslam]

i confess that i can't swim. sadly i never learned wen i was small and u'd think itd be easier to learn now but its pretty scary lol. my friends say theyll teach me but all they end up doing is pullin me into the deep end AAAAHHHHHHHH!!

[Eibhlin]

lol, sounds like when my husband and his cousin tried to teach me to dowhill ski...it was a total disaster, they didn't feel like going to the bunny slope so stuck me on an intermediate hill, and I love my hubby, but him trying to teach me anything is a BIG mistake, I cussed him out worst than a sailor, threatened to shove the ski's up to his colon and stormed down the mountain to the lodge while they skied (spelling?) the rest of the day-lol

next time I am getting an instructor!

[Veilingmeat]

oh.em.ge...

Do you find yourself talking to the Agent Mulder in your head? Because I DO TOO!
Never been an avid X-Files fan...so i dont really catch on beyond that?

[last_dance_rodeo]

lol, sounds like when my husband and his cousin tried to teach me to dowhill ski...it was a total disaster, they didn't feel like going to the bunny slope so stuck me on an intermediate hill, and I love my hubby, but him trying to teach me anything is a BIG mistake, I cussed him out worst than a sailor, threatened to shove the ski's up to his colon and stormed down the mountain to the lodge while they skied (spelling?) the rest of the day-lol

next time I am getting an instructor!

haha that reminds me of my ski trip in 8th grade the first time I got up to the hill after spending quite a few hrs on the bunny slope , I took my skis off and walked down the hill haha. But then I tried skiing down and I fell alot but it was so much fun. I'd love to go back and try skiing again.

[DreamsLast]

LOL! Wow, you guys all make me feel alot better about the socks in the litter box now-lol!

Speaking of kitty litter, I must confess that the last time I went to Walmart (and the time before that....), I "forgot" to pay for the box of kitty litter that was on the bottom of my cart.........It's not MY fault the cashier didn't see it!!!:laugh: I know Gary would be so proud of me....being a Hel-Mart employee himself!!!

[Little Bird]

I am shocked, amazed and indeed appalled at the theiving activities of our own Christine. :omg:

In terms of my own confession - it's a bad'un. I was asked my opinion about someone in work, which I gave honestly (as I would always do) but it wasn't a high opinion and unfortunately, I think it led to the person not getting their contract renewed. I am not proud of it but in my defence, she is incredibly lazy. She only started in the company 5 weeks ago and has already bumped off work 3 times pretending she's sick just to go to interviews for jobs elsewhere. But there is much more to it than just that.

At the end of it all, I gave my most diplomatic yet honest opinion but sadly, she won't be staying on. I hate that I may have been responsible for someone being out of work. It makes me sad to even think of it.

[Eibhlin]

Well, if her work ethic had been better then your honest opinion of her would have been better right? Adults are responsible for their own actions so you shouldn't feel too badly about it.

[007]

I confess, I stole the Glengary leads!

It was me, I did it!

I broke into the office and sotle them. Ricky Roma is innocent!

Jones

[Eibhlin]

(02-27-2007, 11:01 PM )OH, I guess I have to confess to something. I stole the GlenGary leads. It was me, I did it!

Now the world knows. Tony Roma is INNOCENT!

Jones


(Today 10:02 AM)I confess, I stole the Glengary leads!

It was me, I did it!

I broke into the office and sotle them. Ricky Roma is innocent!

Jones


ok, I'm not losing my mind, you did post that twice-lol

well now Ricky Roma is doubly innocent!

[Little Bird]

One says Ricky the other says Tony so they're both innocent. LOL

[007]

His name is Ricardo Antonio Roma. We call him anything. He's Italian, so we call him RIcky just to anger him.

[Little Bird]

So who's Tony?

[DreamsLast]

[quote=Little Bird;20111]I am shocked, amazed and indeed appalled at the theiving activities of our own Christine. :omg:[quote]

So it only happened twice. Never to happen again. The first time was truly an accident, I forgot about it in my cart!!! This is a confessions thread so I just put it out there. Like no one else has ever had it cross their minds......if only once.:laugh:

[Little Bird]

LOL - Ok, I give up.

I stole a pink pony pencil when I was 11. But I got half way home when the guilt got the better of me and I had to bring it back. The owner never copped it but I never forgot it. My conscience sucks. Gets me over the slightest things.

[DreamsLast]

LOL - Ok, I give up.

I stole a pink pony pencil when I was 11. But I got half way home when the guilt got the better of me and I had to bring it back. The owner never copped it but I never forgot it. My conscience sucks. Gets me over the slightest things.


*GASP*!!! :laugh: See it's not just me. I think it's human nature to think of doing it if only once.

[007]

Okay, I need to clairfy for those out their in pandemonium. The gentleman's name is Ricardo Antonio Roma. "Ricky" or "Rico" are nicknames of Ricardo. "Tony" or "Tone" are nicknames of ANtonio, a Latin name. There is not a nickname for "Roma", his surname.

I confess, Jones is not my name, but brother I've always liked the sound of it, know what I mean?

Paid homage to Lester Long.

[motoslam]

lol, sounds like when my husband and his cousin tried to teach me to dowhill ski...it was a total disaster, they didn't feel like going to the bunny slope so stuck me on an intermediate hill, and I love my hubby, but him trying to teach me anything is a BIG mistake, I cussed him out worst than a sailor, threatened to shove the ski's up to his colon and stormed down the mountain to the lodge while they skied (spelling?) the rest of the day-lol

next time I am getting an instructor!

haha that must of blowed to be in the lodge the whole day. i wudda just went to the bunny hill by myself or sumthin. skiings pretty fun though but i switched to snowboardin and thats pretty hard lol. hehe i went on a ski trip in grade 8 and i slipped off the chair lift and was like dangling off of it. they had to stop it and bring it backwards... lol good memorys but scary.

[never.alone]

Okay, I need to clairfy for those out their in pandemonium. The gentleman's name is Ricardo Antonio Roma. "Ricky" or "Rico" are nicknames of Ricardo. "Tony" or "Tone" are nicknames of ANtonio, a Latin name. There is not a nickname for "Roma", his surname.

I confess, Jones is not my name, but brother I've always liked the sound of it, know what I mean?

Paid homage to Lester Long.

what is your name??

[Eibhlin]

haha that must of blowed to be in the lodge the whole day. i wudda just went to the bunny hill by myself or sumthin. skiings pretty fun though but i switched to snowboardin and thats pretty hard lol. hehe i went on a ski trip in grade 8 and i slipped off the chair lift and was like dangling off of it. they had to stop it and bring it backwards... lol good memorys but scary.


HA! It did suck, I was SO pissed, and to start it all off, I fell off the lift and the lift guy yelled at me!!! Lol! But then, I had to go with them at the last minute, so I tried not to be too upset since it was supposed to be their time to hang out...oh well! I laugh about it now...kinda-lol~

[007]

I'd be terrified of skiing, I think my left leg would go left, my right one go right, and my butt would collide with the ground. Or I'd do a Sonny Bono and hit a tree!

My name....well, I have one, I just choose not to tell. Some of my business partners simply refer to me as "Mr. Bartolucci." But my friends call me "Sonny". You guys just call me "Jones". That has a nice sound to it, know what I mean? It sounds a lot better than having 'Bartolucci', or something like that, but that's just business, not personal.

'Jones'

[awiste]

Jones, why are you so cryptic about everything?

[never.alone]

i confess i am extremly nervous right now

[motoslam]

HA! It did suck, I was SO pissed, and to start it all off, I fell off the lift and the lift guy yelled at me!!! Lol! But then, I had to go with them at the last minute, so I tried not to be too upset since it was supposed to be their time to hang out...oh well! I laugh about it now...kinda-lol~

oh crap u actually fell off the lift? how high were you?

[007]

I just don't give out personal information about myself on the internet. Think about it, I don't know y'all, y'all don't know me. COme on, no offence, but do you think "Motoslam" is his real name! Doubt that. So, be nervous, I don't care, only one person on this forum know my real identity.

SO, I apologize if I'm being 'cryptic'? No reason to make you nervous, just take comfort in knowing that I don't trust you knowing my real name. I trust three people in this world, two are dead, one's in Iraq right now, he's kinda held up. Don't be insulted, but I have to know you for a few years in person, as jessica put it, to know who you are. That's all. BTW, all three of the men that I trust have saved my life, and tow of the three I have saved there's. The third man, you're wondering, I came a littlel too late, he was dead so I couldn't help him, that's all.

It's not rocket science here, and it's not like my name's John Dillinger here?

[awiste]

Hey Jones. I didn't mean any offense by that and I certainly understand you wanting to keep things private. It would just be nice if you could say that in the first place. It might help thing to not get "lost in translation." It just comes across as being deceitful--which I don't think is your intention.

[007]

Vincent, I'm Vincent. Maybe, depending on how things go here, I'll later disclose my last name. (Understand, y'all, I just don't trust you all with my name, that's what five weeks in Barranquila will do to you.) I simply don't know the people here or what they could do with that information.

For those wondering who was the third man, the third man was my father, I couldn't save him in time. I was seventeen.

"Jones"

Call me "Jones", at my request, please. I'm sorry if I bothered anyone here. It took guts to spill out my name here, and guts is enough. That's all you need.

[Veilingmeat]

Vincent, I'm Vincent. Maybe, depending on how things go here, I'll later disclose my last name. Call me "Jones", at my request, please. I'm sorry if I bothered anyone here. It took guts to spill out my name here, and guts is enough. That's all you need.

Well i hope you dont mind if i call you 'Vinni' :tongue: or will just Jones suffice!? Your not gonna confess later too us all, that your a Spy...or even Jewel herself :laugh:

Heh i love the thought of watching 'Glenn Gary Glenn Ross' again after you mentioned 'Richard Roma' ...lol, damn classic film!!! how i'd love to get away talking to my boss like he does in the film! "Heeey let me buy you a pack of gum...i'll show you how to chew it"

[strengths.with.faults]

I just don't give out personal information about myself on the internet. Think about it, I don't know y'all, y'all don't know me. COme on, no offence, but do you think "Motoslam" is his real name! Doubt that. So, be nervous, I don't care, only one person on this forum know my real identity.

SO, I apologize if I'm being 'cryptic'? No reason to make you nervous, just take comfort in knowing that I don't trust you knowing my real name. I trust three people in this world, two are dead, one's in Iraq right now, he's kinda held up. Don't be insulted, but I have to know you for a few years in person, as jessica put it, to know who you are. That's all. BTW, all three of the men that I trust have saved my life, and tow of the three I have saved there's. The third man, you're wondering, I came a littlel too late, he was dead so I couldn't help him, that's all.

It's not rocket science here, and it's not like my name's John Dillinger here?

yea i dont think jessica was nervous because of you

[motoslam]

I just don't give out personal information about myself on the internet. Think about it, I don't know y'all, y'all don't know me. COme on, no offence, but do you think "Motoslam" is his real name! Doubt that. So, be nervous, I don't care, only one person on this forum know my real identity.


lol my first and last name are actually in the word "Motoslam"

[Little Bird]

is Motoslam an anagram then?

[motoslam]

lol had to search up wat anagram meant on google.
and no its not an anagram.
my first name is actually maurice but people call me Mo and my last name is Lam. (wait is my full name safe here? lol) my class had a substitute teacher that was indian and she kinda slurred my whole name together and it sounded like Motoslam lol so i just use it as usernames for things such as this forum.

[Eibhlin]

oh bummer I was going to have fun guessing your name

[motoslam]

oh bummer I was going to have fun guessing your name
whoops sorry lol

[Eibhlin]

thats ok, the first things I came up with were:

Moos Malt
Tom Olsam


ya, it was pretty lame!

[motoslam]

thats ok, the first things I came up with were:

Moos Malt
Tom Olsam


ya, it was pretty lame!

LOL Moos Malt. Tom Olsam sounds alot better but it wudnt really suit me

[Eibhlin]

nah like I said they were pretty lame and the first things that came to mind-lol

[007]

I prefer the name Jones, but "Vincent" will be fine, I guess. Kinda defeats the purpose of my username now, huh?

GGGR was one of my favbourites. My family worked doing things like that, selling real estate and time shares, and I have gotten away with talking to my boss like that, but I don't work in a call center. "F you, Dave! I'm waiting, for the Glengary leads!"

"Just will you go to lunch you sorry b@st@rd, WILL YOU GO to lunch!" Classic, grew up watching that. It gave me my omnipitent complex and tehe chip on my shoulder, like when Baldwin says, "That's a ten thousand dollar watch and you wear a friggin timex. I drove here in a Bentley and you have a certified pre-owned Hyundai out back." I love his attitude, if we could just et Alec Baldwin to stop tugging at his privates for five minutes. (Watch any movie with Baldwin in it, he's always grabbing his crotch, kinda freaks me out!)

[Little Bird]

Personally, I think motoslam is a cool name. It's even cooler that your real name is in there!

I especially like your last name :)

[007]

Yeah, it sounds like a cool rapper name, you know! "Hey man, you got that fresh Motoslam single? Just picked it up the other day. SWWEEEEET!"

Or something along those lines.

[Veilingmeat]

(Watch any movie with Baldwin in it, he's always grabbing his crotch, kinda freaks me out!)

LOL, cant say i'v ever noticed :laugh: now that i know this, i'm NOT going to intentionally look out for it! trust me on that!

...and as for having a jolly good nagg at the boss..and getting away with it, is a life long dream/ambition of mine! HOW CAN one get away with it? "You just cost me $6000..."

Anyway...You'll always be known as Jones to us all, despite you confessing to the name Vinni :laugh:

[007]

You just cost me $6000, and a Cadillac!

[Veilingmeat]

I have to confess...i miss that good ol' chap Gary!!! WHERE ARE YOU GARY????

[motoslam]

Personally, I think motoslam is a cool name. It's even cooler that your real name is in there!

I especially like your last name :)

lol thanks. alot of people wud make fun of it by puttin a B at the end so itd be lamb but not you lol.

[motoslam]

Yeah, it sounds like a cool rapper name, you know! "Hey man, you got that fresh Motoslam single? Just picked it up the other day. SWWEEEEET!"

Or something along those lines.

yo thatd be so crazy but unfortunately i aint much of a rapper. i listen to it but i aint that good at freestyling or anything:(

[Eibhlin]

I confess I like pasting Marc's head onto womens bodies

[never.alone]

I have to confess...i miss that good ol' chap Gary!!! WHERE ARE YOU GARY????


Gray left because the forum wasnt the same anymore.

[last_dance_rodeo]

I miss him too but anyways here's my confession

I've always wanted to be a black woman, because I think they can sing good. Well not all of them but I've always wanted to be Tina Turner hahahahaha and I just saw the movie on tv the other night.

[bluediamond]

I have nothing to confess, so i dont really know what im doing typing on here now.

IF i did have something to confess it would be about my mate who has a thing about lezogs :)

lalalala
dave

[007]

No one can beazt this! This is the best confession ever:

'Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some escort girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10, an NYU girl I met in Wetlands Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man, some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face! His body is dissolving in a bathtub. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me up at Harry's Bar, so, keep your eyes open!'

'There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this, there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.'

[Eibhlin]

I have to confess, I am looking forward to 3 weeks of driving AIR CONDITIONED VEHICLES!!!
I WILL NOT miss my minivan in any way shape or form!
I will however terribly miss the horses and riding lessons :-( me sad me sad!

[ItBeThatWay27]

I have a confession. In the past month I have lost 20 pounds and then this week I lost 5 more pounds. Of course I am sure it's completely unhealthy but oh well

[never.alone]

good for you gary...i guess lol i cant tell if you are happy or not. I lost about 5 pounds but i gain and lose them back everyday lol i am eating a bit healthier these days so i guess thats all that matters! :)

[Little Bird]

That's not good Gary if you're not doing it healthily. I know you may not feel like it but you must keep your strength up. You'll be no use if you're sick and run down.

[007]

Kiera is quite right, Gary. I officially apologize nd retract my statement. I shoulodn't have gone into my sotry, even though it seemed pertinent information at the time.

hOwever, if I may interject, just please don't make yourself sick. My sincerest apologies.

[Little Bird]

Just thought I'd say sorry Gary. I shouldn't be saying things like that. This is your confession and I shouldn't have judged on it.

I hope you'll accept my apologies. I should never have commented. Sorry.

[Eibhlin]

--will gladly give Gary 25 pounds of my weight--
lol

or atleast some good home cooking!!

[last_dance_rodeo]

Ok let's see how do I not come off as a crazy person.I confess I often fantasize about me dying a tragic death. I'm not suicidal or crazy I just think of different ways that I could possibly die. Because death intrigues me.

[ItBeThatWay27]

Kiera it's ok you didnt offend me. Basically I stopped eating fast food whatsoever and stopped drinking softdrinks. Aside from that I have cut my portions down and eat only vegetables, fruits and meat. I stray from junk, sweets, and a lot of carbohydrates. I don't know if it's healthy or unhealthy but I feel better about myself. I am fitting into old clothes I couldnt in years and also my new clothes are falling off of me... I think it's that before I used to just eat as I pleased and while I work my ass off at work, all I was doing was maintaining the weight I was at...now that I am eating better and not so much, I am losing weight. I am happy about it. Oh I forgot to mention I am drinking tons of water and also green tea. Pretty much all I drink now is water and green tea. Or juice if I have no other option besides soda..

btw - Chris start thinking happy thoughts, not about you dying tragic deaths

[ItBeThatWay27]

sorry for the double post but I didnt feel like editing..

I wanted to add I am sure stress has something to do with it as well..

[never.alone]

Well changing your eating habits is definitely healthy...Cokes are horrible for you and most fast food is too. I love fruits and veggies and I've stop with the coke and went down with fast food but i havent lost that much weight.

[Little Bird]

Gary, that's actually really good! Sounds like a very healthy diet to me. And the fact that you feel better in yourself shows that diet can be a contributing factor to how you feel.

[Little Bird]

My confession today, is that I did quite the opposite. I ate and entire packet of Kimberley Mikados all by myself last night....after my dinner. Very bold indeed and very unhealthy. Though that is a rare occurrence as I generally eat really well.

But the baby wanted mikados...LOL. Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

[Eibhlin]

lol, ya Corinne wanted root beer floats all the time too
just dont give in to the baby too much-lol

[Little Bird]

Well today, the baby wanted Banoffi pie which I had to indulge in as a special treat for not kicking me so hard today. :)

[ItBeThatWay27]

I ate and entire packet of Kimberley Mikados all by myself last night....after my dinner.

hey Kiera that isn't true... you didn't eat the entire packet by yourself... you had a little helper, didn't you? :BANANAROCK:

[Eibhlin]

I met a REAL LIVE SUICIDE GIRL in Hot Topic today!!! --giddy giddy squeeeeee!!--

It was SO cool!

[Webbed]

I confess that for 3 days before any annual physical exam, I eat healthy (i.e, vegetables and non-sugary stuff) and then after I get my blood drawn I eat donuts and chocolate and big burritos and..... I confess that this is what I did today.

[Little Bird]

LOL - I think we've all done that at some stage in our lives Webbed. ;)

[louloublu]

Interesting that so many confessions involve food! I absolutely love cheesy Dorito, the big pack, without dip, all by myself.

[last_dance_rodeo]

I can eat a bag of cheesy doritos while dipping them in cottage cheese.

[louloublu]

That's interesting combo Chris! What flavour? I prefer them plain myself but whatever floats your boat.

My confession is I once watched 11 episodes of The X-Files in a day. I was sick but still.

[kjm030584]

That's interesting combo Chris! What flavour? I prefer them plain myself but whatever floats your boat.

My confession is I once watched 11 episodes of The X-Files in a day. I was sick but still.

I watched the entire 2nd Season in one day! I LOOOOVE THE X-FILES!

[louloublu]

Wow that's good going!!! I usually watch them at random but once about every 18 months I start from Season 1 to Season 9. I have many X-Files confessions actually. I even have two of the action figures from the movie which my brother slagged me mercilessly for at the time. They are now stored (in their original packaging of course) in a cupboard somewhere.

[last_dance_rodeo]

Just the nacho cheese flavor, and cottage cheese. It's terribly fattening but dang good.

[Eibhlin]

I confess I am offended that no one cares that I met a Suicide Girl in Hot Topic-lol

[last_dance_rodeo]

Haha I care Andrea. Oh god kinky thoughts kinky thoughts

[louloublu]

I confess that I don't know what a Suicide Girl is. Sorry Andrea!