Babe has been hurt!

[Eibhlin]

Breaking news as it happens from All My Children, Babe Chandler has been struck by the Satin Slayer, quick let's pray for her -rofl!

[ItBeThatWay27]

ha ha ha Andrea you are crazy

[last_dance_rodeo]

i thought this might be about babe the pig but it's not thank god!

[awiste]

HAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Thats great!

[Veilingmeat]

Bloody Mother!?!?!?!? The Satin Slayer??? eeh Lass yer off yer chump you are! :wacko:

[Eibhlin]

What, this is very important crap here! She DIED! DIIIIEED!!! Have you NO respect for the Daytime Deceased?? I mean seriously, it will be atleast a few weeks before they come up with some way to resurrect these characters...it's, it's TRAGICAL!!!!

Hahahahahaha!

[Little Bird]

Why am I lost? :huh:

[Eibhlin]

What??!! You mean you don't watch All My Children? Do you live in the dark ages woman?! Lol! It's a soap opera.

[Veilingmeat]

All My Children????? :huh: Bloody Mother!!!!

Soap Opera????? :huh: wos that???

[Veilingmeat]

She DIED! DIIIIEED!!! Have you NO respect for the Daytime Deceased??

DIIIIEED oooh another misfortune...another fateful yet glorious death....oooooooooh the feeling of lifeforce ebbing away.....so orgasssssmic!!! yet i'm sure it was not in vain!

:coffee22:

[Eibhlin]

oh well, atleast now there won't be the drawn out crap about her not being able to decide between her handsome yet twisted millionaire husband J.R. and her impassioned young doctor who pines for her...
because, she is DEAD! oh the DRAMA!!

[Veilingmeat]

i thought this might be about babe the pig but it's not thank god!


Hahahaaa lmao...i still like that comment, poor old piggie got turned into bacon and sausages!

[ItBeThatWay27]

ok I admit when I first saw this thread title I thought it was about the pig as well ha ha ha

[last_dance_rodeo]

omg i want some bacon now

[Eibhlin]

Bacon is really good with syrup on it

I always eat syrup on my bacon, and have my pancakes plain...and strawberry jam is really tops on a sausage biscuit!

[Veilingmeat]

strawberry jam is really tops on a sausage biscuit!

EEEYYYUUUGGHHHKKKK!!!!!! lmao! you Americans are just terrible with your toppings and sandwich fillings! lol what are you lot like

[strengths.with.faults]

Bacon is really good with syrup on it

I always eat syrup on my bacon, and have my pancakes plain...and strawberry jam is really tops on a sausage biscuit!

u have good taste! lol

[Eibhlin]

EEEYYYUUUGGHHHKKKK!!!!!! lmao! you Americans are just terrible with your toppings and sandwich fillings! lol what are you lot like


Ha!! Atleast weeeee don't have a dessert called SPOTTED DICK!! Sounds like an STD to me, not something I would EAT! Blimey! you crazy git . Nuff said, yeah?

[Eibhlin]

u have good taste! lol

Thank you! We must teach our umm, how shall we put it...more challenged members the more refined tastes-lol!

[last_dance_rodeo]

hahahahahaha spotted dick hahahahahah reminds me of bridget jone's diary

[ItBeThatWay27]

YUCK Andrea and Robbie WTH? Bacon w/ syrup that's disgusting. Bacon goes with bacon and that's pretty much it... unless we're talking about a chicken, bacon & ranch from Subway...

[Eibhlin]

Well Gary, we all know that you are really off your rocker, but until now we were too nice to say so, so we will discreetly disregard your horrendous insult. I think syrup on pancakes is gross, it gets all mushy and gooey

:tongue:

[ItBeThatWay27]

why until recently Andrea???? hmmmmmmmmm what has happened recently to make me lose your respect? hmmm and syrup on pancakes is off the hook!!

[never.alone]

i agree with ya gary....that shiz is nasty ive never like mixing opposite taste or textures

example: syrup and bacon
or nuts with icecream

its just not right!!!!! lol

[ItBeThatWay27]

ha ha ha. I can't even think of wierd things that I mix.... the only thing you MIGHT consider weird is I like ranch on a lot of diff things like, well, I don't like ketchup w/ fries, I like ranch. Sometimes ranch w/ pizza is good too...

how did this thread turn into the cooking channel?

[Eibhlin]

You are passing judgement on my breakfast choices, as the champion of nonjudgementalism making derogatory breakfast food statements like that clearly shows that you are off your rocker!


why until recently Andrea???? hmmmmmmmmm what has happened recently to make me lose your respect? hmmm and syrup on pancakes is off the hook!!

[ItBeThatWay27]

"someday I'll fly, someday I'll soar"

sorry random quote...

[never.alone]

i love ranch on random things also...havent tried fries but pizza is good...and chicken..and of course veggies :D

when did john enter the convo?? lol

[Eibhlin]

ya, I was surprised to find that Ranch dressing is really great on sausage, spinach and garlic pizza-yummo!

Oh, and Babe, our recently deceased Soap Opera Character upon whose demise this thread is based thoroughly enjoyed peanut butter and banana pancakes drowned in syrup.

Just a factoid!

[ItBeThatWay27]

I am so hungry and why do I keep thinking about Jessica's meatloaf???

[never.alone]

MEEAT!!

Im not a big fan of the meat of the loaf but it was leftover from a few days ago so i think it got better with time

im a major cooked cabbage with sour cream fan!! lol

[ItBeThatWay27]

damn I could eat some meatloaf with mashed potatoes & gravy and some baby lima beans yummmm. It's time for me to find something to eat..

[Eibhlin]

I havent made meatloaf in aaaages, I may have to do that soon, it's just got sooooo much fat though :-(

[last_dance_rodeo]

my mom made it a different way the other night and it was actually good because i really hate her meatloaf

[ItBeThatWay27]

Laura got this recipe for meatloaf w/ salsa in it, it's really off the chizzain

[strengths.with.faults]

well. to sum this up... I like pancakes w/ syrup. I like pancakes w/o syrup.
I also like sausage or bacon biscuits with jelly! or just sausage and bacon alone.

has anyone ever tried dipping chicken strips in syrup?

[ItBeThatWay27]

yuck!!!!!! chicken strips in ranch is the shizzy-nit though...

[strengths.with.faults]

lol i don't really like things w/ ranch. dont know why though lol

[ItBeThatWay27]

ok these wierd mixtures are getting out of control, maybe too American? Kiera tell us some good Irish dishes that you enjoy..
is it ok that this thread went from soap opera to food??

[Eibhlin]

oh well, as the starter of the thread, I like that it is going all over the place, it was meant as a wacky thread anyways
as long as we throw in Soap Opera references every so often I will be ok-lol


and um, my first thought on chicken strips in syrup is ewww, that sounds like a pregnancy craving or something, but then again, I love love love honey and mustard on corndogs, so there isn't much difference there is there? Lol!

[last_dance_rodeo]

I've ate these honey chicken strip things and they were good so I could see syrup and chicken strips actually tasting good

[never.alone]

Ive never liked honey for some reason
i dont know why though
maybe its the bee factor.....

[Eibhlin]

I like the smell of beeswax candles, and Burt's Bee's lip gloss

[last_dance_rodeo]

has anyone had that salsa from walmart the white corn and black bean one is off the rocker yo

[Eibhlin]

oh-my-gosh I made the best beef stew last night from the cookbook "Happy Days with the Naked Chef" (no reference to Dave btw) and it was FREAKING AWESOME! It even made me start to like Newcastle Brown Ale (not promoting binge drinking of it) but man, YUMMM!

[ItBeThatWay27]

The naked chef? Who is this naked chef? Dave has a cookbook??
(btw I am being funny I really know about the naked chef, so no one needs to explain to me) ha!

-Andrea I must add I love your new sig pic fo real yo!

[Veilingmeat]

Blood and stomach pills!!!!!
Hey going back to the spotted dick...i hate that....so there! i'll have you know i hate anything to do with dick!!!! let alone with spots all over it *shudders*
Too many sweet things with meat is a bad thing...it makes one 'fat' http://www.websmileys.com/sm/obscene/eck15.gif
But Meatloaf, now were talking :biggrin: luuuurvly

Aslo, on the subject of food...has anyone in here ever tried a good ol Haggis? Yummmmy! or Black Pudding??? Yummmmy!

[Eibhlin]

From the Wikipedia:

Haggis is a traditional Scottish dish. Although there are many recipes, it is normally made with the following ingredients: sheep's 'pluck' (heart, liver and lungs), minced with onion, oatmeal, suet, spices, and salt, mixed with stock, and traditionally boiled in the animal's stomach for approximately an hour. It somewhat resembles stuffed intestines (pig intestines otherwise known as chitterlings), sausages and savoury puddings of which it is among the largest types. Most modern commercial haggis is prepared in a casing rather than an actual stomach. There are also meat-free recipes specifically for vegetarians which are designed to taste similar to the meat-based recipes.

Haggis is traditionally served with "neeps and tatties" (Scots: turnip and potatoes), each of these being mashed, separately. (The "neep" is the yellow vegetable — Brassica napobrassica, or Brassica napus var. napobrassica — called 'swede' in southern England and 'rutabaga' in North America.)



umm, sounds kinda gross to me, but I guess I would try it, if I had to to avoid being rude to a host or something. Gahhh!

Black pudding or blood pudding is a sausage made by cooking animal blood with a filler until it is thick enough to congeal when cooled. Blood sausage is a more recent North American term for the same as well as a useful term for similar blood-based solid foods around the world.

Pig or cattle blood is most often used; sheep and goat blood are used to a lesser extent. Blood from poultry, horses and other animals are used more rarely. Typical fillers include meat, fat, suet, bread, barley and oatmeal.


And, um, I am sure it probably tastes alright, but somehow the idea of blood sausage makes me feel vampiric...so, I will take your word for it!

[Veilingmeat]

LMAO!!! ...and no i'm not trying to be Mr Sicko, by posting on here all the food thats made from blood & guts :tongue:
Haggis is absolutly delicious, it tastes nothing like you'de imagine! theres a very light spice to it.
Same goes for Black Pudding...another obscure food, thats great fried in the pan, you'de never even know its made from blood once cooked..you cant even taste it!
...on another note, theres another 'obscure' dish we have here and elsewhere, and thats 'Stuffed Lamb Heart' *personaly i think the thought of eating that really puts me off* and i'v never tried it..dont think i'll bother :laugh:

[Eibhlin]

Lol, well, it's gotta be better than head cheese which has ever made me want to vomit at the thought of eating it!
-from the wikipedia-

Head cheese (AmE) or brawn (BrE) is in fact not a cheese, but rather a terrine of meat from the head of a calf or pig (sometimes a sheep or cow) that would not otherwise be considered appealing. It may also include meat from the feet and heart. It is usually eaten cold or at room temperature as a luncheon meat. sometimes also known as soucemeat, particularly if pickled with vinegar.


Historically the cleaned (all organs removed) head was simmered to produce a gelatin (which would form from the bone marrow) containing any incidental meat which came off the head. The more modern method involves adding gelatin to meat, which is then cooked in a mold.

[Veilingmeat]

Ahhh yes in the infamous brawn...i used to be a butcher infact, and know that using all the 'scraps' of meat was thee old traditional way of doing it, not the case for today mind you, its because of all these food hygeine laws and acts that are put inplace in todays food industry! and besides todays generation dont want meat from the heart or feet, and boiled heads...you dont get hardly any meat from a pigs or cows head in the first place...i know coz as a butcher my speciality was pigs heads. Head Cheese tho...cant say thats really made anymore here!? mostly Brawn, i used to make that, smells nice when being heated up!

[ItBeThatWay27]

you 2 are going to make me puke... hey Marc where do you get that puke emoticon to use?? I need it right about now.

[Eibhlin]

awwww, poor widdle Gaweee's belly can't handle the idea of eating roasted sheeps heart and blood filled sausages and boiled pigs heads....

umm, wait, neither can mine:sick:

[last_dance_rodeo]

ewww i'm ready to puke too

[ItBeThatWay27]

http://www.jabberwonk.com/images/emoticons/puke.gif

[Eibhlin]

so quick turn around

WTH??? They CANNOT KILL MEREDITH!!!!!

[last_dance_rodeo]

they aren't going to kill her, are they? they should kill the guy who used the f word

[Eibhlin]

they should have Meredith come back, then her mom become lucid and finally say that she is proud of her then DIE so Meredith can have a life!!!

[ItBeThatWay27]

I am so confused with this thread right now haha

[last_dance_rodeo]

haha grey's anatomy i only know what she's talking about because my mom watches it and tells me about it

[ItBeThatWay27]

I was just happy to see Christina Ricci on there.... what happened at the end? the bomb exploded?

[last_dance_rodeo]

hmm didn't know she was on there, but yeah the bomb on the boat exploded but my mom said meredith is alive so don't panic andrea

[ItBeThatWay27]

the bomb was on a boat? did they get it out of the man's body?

[last_dance_rodeo]

haha now i'm lost, care to take over andrea?

[Eibhlin]

I was just happy to see Christina Ricci on there.... what happened at the end? the bomb exploded?



Well, that was from a previous episode, my guess is that they showed that one to remind people who the other guy was with Denny when Meredith "died" and yes they got the bomb out of the patient, but as bomb squad guy was walking down the hall the bomb did explode and the bomb squad guy was blown into pink mist.
There was no bomb on the ferry, it ran into the dock or something, and Izzy saved the guy's life who was crushed under the cars by drilling holes in his head with a power drill.
And now we are waiting for the dramatic conclusion to this series of events, to be shown on Thursday night!

[Veilingmeat]

I'v already seen it.....so there!!! :coffee22:
the lil leprechauns give me the tapes

[Eibhlin]

Har!

Babe update::

In true soap opera style, Babe is not actually dead!! Her lover the doctor has feigned her death and has secreted her away in a private room to recover...where everytime someone comes near her she hallucinates it is the Satin Slayer and freaks out!
In other breaking news::Zoe the Transgender rock star has confronted Babe's attacker at the Babe Chandler Memorial in the park and has him/herself been attacked with a syringe of V-Tac and lies helpless as JR, Babe's estranged husband yells at him/her then leaves him/her to his/her fate!!!
And tonight....Bones, will Bones and her hunky FBI co-worker give in to their obvious passions for each other? Or will work ethic keep their feelings suppressed??

[Eibhlin]

Meredith lives!!! Yay!!

[Eibhlin]

Zach's father is the Satin Slayer, ohhhh the DRAMA!

[awiste]

WhAT??? I thought Zack's father was dead? Wasn't he Michael Cambias? and why is he killing all the Fusion girls? Wait.... am I just really screwed up here?? ( I really only catch a few episodes every other month or so...)

[Eibhlin]

He did it apparently to teach his wayward son a lesson for faking his own death...so he in turn faked his own death and is now getting revenge on Zack (Alex Cambius Jr.)
and ho wmuch does it rock that I am not the only person who watches All MyChildren??

[awiste]

He did it apparently to teach his wayward son a lesson for faking his own death...so he in turn faked his own death and is now getting revenge on Zack (Alex Cambius Jr.)
and ho wmuch does it rock that I am not the only person who watches All MyChildren??

Cuz THATS a good way to teach a lesson. Did you ever watch Arrested Dvelopment? When their dad had a one armed man "teach the kids a lesson?" Oh god! So funny!

[Eibhlin]

I started watching Arrested Development, but never really got into it, but it was a pretty wacky show!

[Veilingmeat]

I keep reading into this thread...WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ABOUT???? WHAT is this babe thing??? lol...a pig thats being hunted down by some Satin Slayer thingmebob? or wotchamacallit what/who is the Satin Slayer whojammaflip, sounds to me like a person who has a phobia for satin, its a living breathing material that is sexualy molested by it and then slain mercilessly or a messed up freaky looking Transexual swathed in skanky satin, with beasiality intentions on wee lil pigs!?!?!?

[Eibhlin]

ok Marc, read real slow so you get this:

-Babe Chandler is a character on a soap opera called All My Children
-she was allegedly killed by the Satin Slayer
-in "reality" she was secreted away to a secret part of the hospital to recover by her lover, the doctor
-her estranged husband believes her dead and now regrets being such an anal sphincter to her


did you read that slow enough? -lol-

[Veilingmeat]

:o

uuuuuugh my head hurts!!!

[Eibhlin]

oh and that's not even getting into the story behind the Satin Slayer and why he did what he did-lol

you'd need a bottle of aspirin for that one I'd wager

[Eibhlin]

JR now knows that Babe is alive and now SHE is telling HIM she wants a divorce, oh the DRAMA!

[awiste]

What would I do without you, Andrea?? Thanks for the update. Oh that darn JR. He's such a psycho but I AM a little sick of Babe... Haha! Soaps are funny!

[Eibhlin]

I know Babe is SO annoying, I love Josh, I want to make it work with JR, I love Josh...bleh, I was actually hoping the Satin Slayer had gotten her

oh and so they found out that the S.S. was Zach's father, and now he is in prison and mad that Ryan hadnt ruled over Cambius Ind in his stead

lol, soap operas are so dumb-lol

[last_dance_rodeo]

haha I have like 7 autographs of people from passions when i was obsessed witht he show