Now then, Now then....

[Veilingmeat]

ALRIGHT!!!!!!!
Whats all this i hear about jibber, jargon, babble talk and all that....??? who's askin for a jolly good wet slap across the brow!? :tongue: and who needs to feel the wrath of the meats bat i wonder? :aufsmaul_2: for i'll have you know the meat has slain over a hundred men...and for each one that has lived, he has no legs!!!
Yes...i come back to you now (again)...at the turn of the tide! (again)
....and before you ask YES it was my :comp03: its been a total psychotic apology for festering skid marks the past few months....YET AGAIN!!!!!

So what we need back in here now i'm back just for ****s & kicks (not trying to whore the site or anything) is some XXXrated humour and violent unadulterated behavior, amidst the angelic talent of Jewel of course :happy:
....right where to begin.....any suggestions?

[Eibhlin]

well, we could always begin with that Panzerschweck in your trousers...unless it has vacated the premises

:banana:

[Eibhlin]

oh and an interpreter for your Cockney would be a right good place to start yer bugger-lol

[last_dance_rodeo]

hahahaha welcome back marc, i don't have any suggestions but I must say hello my name is chris and I love interent porn

[Eibhlin]

Awright geeezzaa! welcome back yew nut. Sorted mate.

[Veilingmeat]

well, we could always begin with that Panzerschweck in your trousers...unless it has vacated the premises

:banana:

Hell no the 'Panzerschreck' you mean, or also known as 'Raketen-Panzerbüchse' is saved for special purposes only, especialy those bible bashing fops that preach there unwanted religion upon ppl who dont 'actualy' give a damn! like we've had here in ippo the past 2 weekends......*******s :coffee22:

[Veilingmeat]

hahahaha welcome back marc, i don't have any suggestions but I must say hello my name is chris and I love interent porn

Allo the Chris mate, longtime no speak! and Internet porn is a good thing hahah
well i think so anyway...any disagreement from anyone, feel my bat :aufsmaul_2:

[DreamsLast]

Nice to see you Mr.Veiling!!! I always look forward to your wonderful jargon...I'm always intrigued with what you have to say!! :-)

[Little Bird]

Welcome back Marc!!!! I am so happy to see you again. We've really missed ya here. There's been quite a noticeable gap. We tried to fill it in with some german words thrown in here or there, some lezog references and some sarcky comments but we just couldn't live up to your standards

[Eibhlin]

Alas, there is no replacement for Marc and his cockney gibberish! Hmm, now wait, can this be, my internet and Marc's computer are working at the same time, surely this is an event of cosmic proportions!!

hmm, we'll have to start a cockney thread for Marc to teach us all what he is saying...here is a link Marc sent me a while back:

http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/english/letter/K.aspx

[last_dance_rodeo]

i love the way marc talks is freaking hilarious

[ItBeThatWay27]

Marc thank you for returning. I love the way this thread is headed already, it feels very comfortable and untainted thus far...

[Little Bird]

Marc is a legend in these here parts!

I'm crossing all sorts of things this time around that your computer doesn't go Kaboom on ya and we might get to keep ya around for longer than 5 mins.

[ItBeThatWay27]

I am trying to remember that one Marc quote that had me on the floor laughing so hard.... something about ambidextrous toilet tricks or something??? ha ha I forget what it was but I remember the puking emoticon, I've always loved that emoticon...

[Eibhlin]

oh my gosh, I have no idea how we ever got to ambidextrous toilet tricks...but I am pretty sure the joke was on me somehow!

[ItBeThatWay27]

andrea get on yahoo

[Eibhlin]

~~~ya boss

[ItBeThatWay27]

Sorry everyone for the off-topic, but I needed to talk to Andrea.

[Veilingmeat]

Ahhhh, tis good to be back here amongst the great Kilcharian kindred and there embrace!
To be honest i was not going to return, but only to say a final farwell...but i thought oh bugger it!!!
...i know i spend most me time in the abyss than in the Jewel section, but again, bugger it!!! Still me life will not be complete until i'v seen her live! I will forever be an avid fan of hers no matter what
Anyway........

Allo Kiera how the devil are ya...missed ya loads hope all is well in good ol jolly Ireland...shame i missed your German :tongue: and all the Lezog talk hehe hope your well
...and yeah Gary the infamous 'ambidextrous toilet trick' WAS refered to Andrea hahaha a very cunning trick that :laugh:
:post-69220-11406689 All.............. i dont deserve it, more like a kick up the jacksy and a "where the bloody hell have you been yer cockney sod" never thought i was THAT missed blimey!

[Eibhlin]

well, then Where the hell have ye been ye cockney sod??

feel better now?

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

[Veilingmeat]

:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

Nooooo..... :eek: it cannot be.....they....they, have returned to haunt me

[last_dance_rodeo]

omg i forgot about the ninjas that attack on marc

[Eibhlin]

blame it on naruto, it got me all ninja-ed up! and yes, the Oompa-Secret-Service-Ninja's may go into hiding, but they will always return!!!

BWAAAA-hahaha-haha:devil1:

[ItBeThatWay27]

h hahaha hha hahah hahaha!!!!!!!!!

[Veilingmeat]

HAHA!!!! lol and to think we were so fooloish to fool for Andrea's cheap tricks so early!!! Andrea you are no longer a Mod are you!? so your feeble threats of the O.S.S.N are short lived!!! haha
Now fool haha...you shall witness the destuction of your alliance, and an end to your insignificant rebellion.....

:thumper:
GO GET EM THUMPER.......you stupid excuse for festering testical warts bunny!!! you pathetic ass clown. He's about as threatening as a new born house fly, of whom its eggs were hatched from a fresh lazy mountain of cat poo...which might i add was diarrhea...hah!!!!

....and thats the bottom line...coz Stone Cold said so!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eibhlin]

Well, I may not be a Mod but I am real tight with the admin, so I would tread lightly mister wahn-kerr!
And the Oompa's may not be administratively sent, but they can still tie ya down and paint ya orange! Or maybe flush your head in the toilet...

Say, that might not be a bad idea!

[Eibhlin]

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