Jewel Trivia Competition

[Intrepid Prez]

Fellow Kilcherians

The ASPCJ's Jewel Trivia Quiz

If you're a regular visitor to the ASPCJ website then you
should be able to answer the quiz questions really easily...
but there're heaps of clues anyway. :)

http://www.geocities.com/jewel_australia/DVDcompetition.htm

How easy is that ??? B)

And... as an EXTRA BONUS...
For free postage and packaging, all you gotta do is:

In no more than 50 words say why Kilcherians should boycott
the ASPCJ website and explain why the Intrepid Prez should be
banned from the New Jewel Forum !!!

Now... how good is that ??? A prize for sticking it up the ASPCJ !!! :omg:

For the first week the competition is only open to New Jewel Forum members...
then the page gets added the the ASPCJ's main menu if there's not a winner.

Don't email your answers... post them in this forum. :luck:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/jewelfan33/JewelDVDScan.jpg


Easy... Justin ;)

[MrCC]

Wow, Justin. You're the most generous Australian I've ever known. I've only known three. One tried to sell me something. One slept with my neighbor's 15 year old daughter. And then there's you. You just keep giving and giving. First it was the 100% free Jewel Kilcherlator. Now it's a free DVD to the person who clicks on the most ASPCJ pages searching for answers!

Here's something for you Justin. A supersized neutered bunny.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/bunny_thumping_foot_lg_nwm.gif

[Little Bird]

Ah justin, that's so nice of you. And to make it exclusive the JKF so far is really generous of you.

Such a sweety!

[Intrepid Prez]

First it was the 100% free Jewel Kilcherlator.

Which NOBODY from the 'Official JewelJK.com Forum' wanted. :(

I spent weeks and weeks, often times up all night coding that damn thing,
and not one of over 1000 members wanted a Kilcherlator. :bang:

And only 37 websurfing Jewel fans wanted one. (I kept count)
Yep... that Kilcherlator proved to be the biggest waste of time
of my life. :angry:

So... I don't expect too many Kilcherians will be wanting the DVD either. :rolleyes:

And to make it exclusive the JKF so far is really generous of you.
So... where's your entree, Kiera ??? :unsure:



Easy... Justin ;)

[MrCC]

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Apr 6 2005, 06:52 PM
Yep... that Kilcherlator proved to be the biggest waste of time
of my life. :angry:

The biggest waste of time in your life, the short list.

1) Being Born.
2) The first time you listened to 0304.
3) Getting out of bed this morning.
4) Writing The Kilcherlator

The Kilcherlater is not a waste of time. It's just before it's time. You're like the Leonardo Da Vinci of Australia. He invented the helicopter, but it didn't do anybody any good since nobody had invented the engine. Which reminds me of the Inquisition. ;) :P

PS With enough promotion I bet you could get at least two more people to download it. Just tell them it includes and unreleased track of Jessica Simpson yodeling.

[MrCC]

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Apr 6 2005, 06:52 PM
So... where's your entree, Kiera ??? :unsure:

Yea. He really wants to send it to you. Go ahead. Send in an entry - he's serious! B)

[michaelsjewel]

kinda like that silly hair-do competetion - has anyone won that shag rug yet? or is it collecting dust @ a warehouse since it hasn't been bought yet? :mooner: :clapjoy: :clapjoy: :clapjoy: :clapjoy:

[Intrepid Prez]

Just tell them it includes and unreleased track of Jessica Simpson yodeling.
It already does. ;)

Which reminds me of the Inquisition.
Now is not a great time to remind people of the Inquisition.
How insensitive are you, Mike ??? :devil1:

kinda like that silly hair-do competetion
Princess Angel Eyes won that. ;)


Yeah Michael... don't you want the DVD...
you've always claimed to be Jewel's #1 fan ??? :dunno:

Where's your entree ? :unsure:

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[MrCC]

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Apr 6 2005, 07:43 PM
Now is not a great time to remind people of the Inquisition.
How insensitive are you, Mike ??? :devil1:

Touche. Although, The pope did apologize for the inquisition and the holocaust. Not that anyone in their right mind holds him personally responsible.

I'm Not Sensitive. I'm the Anti-Jewel. See you in Heck, my friend. ;)

[Little Bird]

Originally posted by MrCC+Apr 7 2005, 03:14 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MrCC @ Apr 7 2005, 03:14 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Intrepid Prez@Apr 6 2005, 06:52 PM
So... where's your entree, Kiera ??? :unsure:

Yea. He really wants to send it to you. Go ahead. Send in an entry - he's serious! B) [/b][/quote]
Oh I know he's serious but I can never do these types of competitions. I go to give it a try and then I can't come up with anything so I'll leave it up to the other members.

If no-one enters, then I suggest you just give me the rare CD.

[Little Bird]

Wow! It's amazing how you can put your mind to something if you feel strong enough about it.

Decided to give it a bash and whattaya know, I can't get my comments down to 50 words or less. The lowest I can do is 70. Prez, you knew this was going to happen...you're cruel. I wanted to slag you off to the best of my ability and I can't with your ridiculous restrictions. :cry:

I think that's a banning offense in itself!

Ok, so I entered your silly competition.

Please note, by me NOT winning the DVD and achieving free p&p, will result in your immediate banning of this message board. But no pressure! :gve:

[Intrepid Prez]

Decided to give it a bash and whattaya know... (KIERA)
CONRATULATIONS !!!

YOU WIN A JEWEL DVD, Kiera. :clapjoy:

But your answer to #8 was wrong
and...
your answer to #3 wasn't specific enough. :P

Even your attack on the ASPCJ was pretty lame considering all your edits
to my posts... and... shouldn't all those complaints to the mods (in both forums)
have carried a little more weight ??? lol

I gotta admit... I thought Lord Ass was gonna win this comp hands down. :unsure:

Anyway, the ASPCJ has one more DVD to give away. B)

So Lord Ass, its OK to cut & paste a previous attack on the ASPCJ
(it's not against the rules) it really wouldn't be right if you didn't win one. :)

And Michael... type: Jewel All Star Christmas into Google and you'll see
that this obscure curio really does exist. This is no shag pile carpet. So... enter !!!

Anyway... whoever the next Kilcherian is to get 8 outa 10 (equal to Kiera's pitiful score)
wins: The Rarest Collectors Item in the Land of Kicher !!! :luck:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/jewelfan33/JewelDVDScan.jpg

I really can't see the distributor knocking out another few thousand copies in the very near future. lol


Easy... Justin ;)


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[michaelsjewel]

i wasn't implying that the dvd didn't exist.....

but anyways, i've made my entry via email - enjoy...LOL i hope i did some of those right :huh:

[Intrepid Prez]

CONRATULATIONS !!!

YOU WIN A JEWEL DVD too, Michael. :clapjoy:

You got #8 wrong too !!!
And... #10 wrong !!!

But your answer to question #4 earned you BONUS POINTS !!!

"Big nose - specifically the hump in the nose -
rhino has the horn - jewel's nose's hump almost creates one"

WOW !!! How precise was that !!!

But like Kiera, a very disapointing attack on the ASPCJ. :(
You've done HEAPS better in the past, Michael, without even expecting a prize. :)

Anyway... CONGRATULATIONS !!! :D


Yeah... thanx to Kiera & Michael for joining in the fun. :clapjoy:

Umm... now, Kiera and Michael...
How much are you both gonna pay the ASPCJ
not to email your answers directly to Jewel's management ??? ;)


Easy... Justin ;)

[MrCC]

Of course you know that the catch is that the Intrepid Prez gets to know your mailing address. ;) :P :blink: :bang: :mecry: :redface: :)

[michaelsjewel]

well...once they figure out what site we entered the contest from....they will have no doubt we just were playing along ...... :P :mooner: :clapjoy: 10 was wrong? really? well.... not according to your page, but k...lol

[Little Bird]

Glad to see my previous experience in attacking you have come in handy to win this DVD!!

I'd like to thank my mum, my dad, my siblings, fiance, my neighbour from number 7 from when I was a child, a woman in the street this morning who bumped into me without apologising, the BUNNIES and everyone who I don't know!

[michaelsjewel]

this isn't the grammy's little_bird.... :P :P :P :mooner: :muhaha: :clapjoy:

[Intrepid Prez]

Michael

My plan to blackmail you and Kiera fell apart :( when I received
a late entree from Irving Azoff. And yeah... he'd got ALL
the questions right !!!

He even sent pix of both a rhino and a vampire... AND included
his 'Kelly Rowland Fan Club' membership number for extra bonus points !!!


Some woman named Nedra Carrol sent in the worst entree... 1 point. :(
She got the point for answering question #9 correctly. :blink:


10 was wrong? really? well.... not according to your page, but k...lol (Michael)
Kiera had no problems with that question. All Jewel's platinum albums are
mentioned on that page. Only the Christmas Album wasn't mentioned. So...
by deduction, the page provides the answer.


Both DVD's are ALREADY in the mail. :)


Easy... ;)

[michaelsjewel]

k...i give up..lol - thanks :)

[Angel_Eyes]

Just for the heck of it, I'll answer the questions that Michael and Kiera missed :P

3. What closely resembles a neglected vampire's graveyard? Her teeth. :gnash: (I'm not angry, that's the smiley with weird teeth. :P )

8. What do Christina Aguilera and Jewel have in common? They both have the same manager... duh.

10. All of Jewel's albums achieved platinum status in Australia except one. Which one? That would be Joy: A Holiday Collection. :)


I'm glad I didn't have to answer question #9. ;)

[Intrepid Prez]

Princess Angel Eyes

Its a bit late now, Tracy. :angry:

But... I got a text message from the DVD shop and they've
dug up 3 More copies for me !!! :)

How Intrepid is this Prez ???

So... there's gonna be a brand new comp with brand new questions.
And Angel Eyes, (don't tell anyone) but as you're our Lovely Kilcherian Princess
I'm gonna email the new questions to you A DAY BEFORE THE COMP!!! :omg:

I know that's cheating...
but credibilty has never been a major issue at the the ASPCJ.

And... even if you get them ALL wrong... you're still gonna win a DVD. B)

So brush up on your Kilcheria... and here's little a tip... at least 50% of the
questions are gonna be related to Jewel's Australian success/tours/statz.

Oh well... at least TWO Kilcherians will have a fair chance of winning a prize. :blink:


Eternal love , Princess :wub:


Easy... Justin ;)


And no... I didn't notice your snotty remark about #9. :gnash:

[MrCC]

OK. Here's my entry:

1. Which of Jewel's albums is often mistaken for a Britney album?

Which album? I have no idea, but Jewel's real boobs are often mistaken for Britney's fake ones. Not that I care about such things.

2. Which earnest folk singer moonlights as a soft porn model?

Bob Dylan, but trust his porn just isn?t that good. Harmonicas just aren?t that sexy.

3. What closely resembles a neglected vampire's graveyard?

Ty Murray. I suspect professional bull riding would take its toll on any man?s ahh?package. I can?t prove it, but I bet he?s got more bruises than the produce department at a discount grocer. Hey there?s a reason why they retire in their 30?s.

4. What does a rhinoceros have in common with Jewel?

Rhinos have bad vision. Jewel can?t read her own lyrics even if a fan holds them right in front of her horn.

5. Who was the saucy, blonde, booty shaking diva who danced with Beyonce?

What blonde, booty shaking diva hasn?t danced with Beyonce? I?ll take a guess Betty White or another one of the Golden Girls?

6. Which Alaskan singer/songwriter should murder her stylist?

Hey Jewel was raised by wolves. Hair?s not her thing. Cut her a break. At least her teeth are good.

7. What do the albums 'Laundry Service' and '0304' have in common?

Just like a dry cleaner Jewel?s Management is not responsible for items left longer than 0304 days.

8. What do Christina Aguilera and Jewel have in common?

That?s too easy - they both hate Britney Spears.

9. Who is unquestionably: The BEST Singer on the Planet?

Unquestionably, Nedra Caroll. Oh wait I thought you said ?Who is the Best Questionable Singer on the planet!? Never mind.

10. All of Jewel's albums achieved platinum status in Australia except one. Which one?

In Australia they give out platinum status to anyone that sells at least two dozen albums. Steve Irwin has more platinum albums in Australia than Jewel. Jewel?s brother has some that he uses to clean the lenses in his CD player. From what I understand a radioactive isotope of platinum is some kind of a waste product from their sheep industry. They send it out to foreign artists as platinum albums and the rest they sell to North Korea for it?s nuclear program. There was a UN leaked memo on all this? And the only reason Jewel?s Christmas Album didn?t go platinum is because Justin hides them under the Jewel At the Vatican DVD?s. He only has to buy three more copies and this DVD will be platinum in Australia. Justin has done more for Jewel?s career than Lester Mendez.






:lovejkf: :lovejkf: :lovejkf: :lovejkf: :lovejkf: :lovejkf: :lovejkf: :lovejkf:

[MrCC]

You've updated the trivia page with more questionable content. I like the photographic clues. Very nice touch. $75,000! Dang, I better talk to my insurance agent.

I thought exhibit #1 in the Michael Jackson trial was a copy of Boy's Life Magazine with the pages stuck together. Not that I'm saying he's guilty. Let's wait until he's convicted before we hang him. ;)

[Angel_Eyes]

Aw, thanks Justin. :) And, the reason why I didn't enter was because I just couldn't say anything bad about the ASPCJ. ;) And because I was too lazy. :P

I'll be looking out for the newest questions, though. :)

[Intrepid Prez]

Errr... Angel Eyes,

Where was your :wub: smilie ???
You promised me ETERNAL LOVE remember ??? :(


And Mike... I don't know how to put this gently... but...
well, err... yeah, like you errr... you got 'em ALL wrong !!! :(

But... they were HEAPS BETTER than the correct answers though. :D



*** The Prez sulks off to the Habour Bridge to leap into a watery grave...
the Kilcherian Princess had cruely betrayed an intrepid heart ***

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v717/jewelfan33/bridgesunset.jpg

[MrCC]

All wrong? What's the prize for that?

Heaps better. Horse manure is also measured in heaps. ;)

[michaelsjewel]

yah...until some sick little freak dives into it with a shovel and stashes it away! whoops....I JUST SPAMMED THIS THREAD>>..oh what will we do..... i guess we'll all burn in H :devil1: LL

[Angel_Eyes]

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Apr 9 2005, 08:14 PM
Errr... Angel Eyes,

Where was your :wub: smilie ???
You promised me ETERNAL LOVE remember ??? :(

I'm sorry, it totally slipped my mind. :( Here you go:

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Is that better? :wub:


EDIT: And just so you know, I tried to post with 8 smileys more, but apparently there's a limit. I can't even post a sad face because of it. :-(

[LonelyLullaby]

yah...until some sick little freak dives into it with a shovel and stashes it away! whoops....I JUST SPAMMED THIS THREAD>>..oh what will we do..... i guess we'll all burn in H :devil1: LL

Congratulations Mike. For being immature enough to do this
Yes. This response is off topic. Thank Mike for that
I just don't have much to say on the subject :) I read the replies

[michaelsjewel]

nah...not immature...just was in a sarcastic mood :mooner:

[MrCC]

Originally posted by LonelyLullaby@Apr 10 2005, 06:46 AM

Congratulations Mike. For being immature enough to do this
Yes. This response is off topic. Thank Mike for that
I just don't have much to say on the subject :) I read the replies
So when you address a post to "Mike" you are referring to Michael of Michael's Jewel and not me Mike who goes by "Mr CC"? Oh, this also must be an off topic question too, so I must be immature too. Oh, well. :rolleyes:

Anyway, Justin: Did you buy the manufacturing plant for these Jewel at the Vatican DVD's? Because you sure have a lot of them. B)

[Little Bird]

Alright guys you've had your fun. Get over yourselves on this one and just agree to disagree.

Now kiss and makeup.....go on, I wanna see biiiiiggggg cuddles! :wub:

[MrCC]

Mom, he's touching me. ;)

It is a serious question. You're lucky you've got an uncommon name that never gets confused. Do you have any idea how many Mike's there are in the world? ( Some would say too many ;) ) I think people are talking to me by mistake often.

[Little Bird]

I'm guilty of doing that myself Mike...glad you forgotten that. Hee Hee!

[Little Bird]

Originally posted by Angel_Eyes@Apr 10 2005, 06:22 AM


EDIT: And just so you know, I tried to post with 8 smileys more, but apparently there's a limit. I can't even post a sad face because of it. :-(
That's default. I'll change that when I get a chance.

[kjm030584]

MrCC Posted on Apr 11 2005, 05:13 PM
Mom, he's touching me. wink.gif

It is a serious question. You're lucky you've got an uncommon name that never gets confused. Do you have any idea how many Mike's there are in the world? ( Some would say too many wink.gif ) I think people are talking to me by mistake often.

I feel the same way often.. There's a Kyle that lives to the left of me and to the right of me in my dorm. I'm the middle Kyle. Quite a few people started talking to me by mistake and if not I have this quality that just makes talking to me feel like a mistake. But when somebody asked if I was the nude model for the art department I totally flipped out. I think it would be a crime to flash this thing around *frowns at mirror* :(

[Little Bird]

Originally posted by Angel_Eyes@Apr 9 2005, 03:37 AM

10. All of Jewel's albums achieved platinum status in Australia except one. Which one? That would be Joy: A Holiday Collection. :)



Hey, I answered that one correctly. Must have been Mike who got that one wrong :P

[michaelsjewel]

little_bird..... or kierra...yah...i got that wrong b/c i thought it had to be an album that was listed on that page.... so my answer to it was NONE....lol.... didn't even think of the JOY cd - wasn't sure if they got that out in australia...lol....oh well...still got the dvd coming :)

[MrCC]

Originally posted by MrCC@Apr 8 2005, 11:36 PM
10. All of Jewel's albums achieved platinum status in Australia except one. Which one?

In Australia they give out platinum status to anyone that sells at least two dozen albums. Steve Irwin has more platinum albums in Australia than Jewel. Jewel?s brother has some that he uses to clean the lenses in his CD player. From what I understand a radioactive isotope of platinum is some kind of a waste product from their sheep industry. They send it out to foreign artists as platinum albums and the rest they sell to North Korea for it?s nuclear program. There was a UN leaked memo on all this? And the only reason Jewel?s Christmas Album didn?t go platinum is because Justin hides them under the Jewel At the Vatican DVD?s. He only has to buy three more copies and this DVD will be platinum in Australia. Justin has done more for Jewel?s career than Lester Mendez.

See, it happened again. Here I thought when she said "Mike" it meant me and then Michael chimes in and takes credit for being wrong. I guess that comes from the amount of time I used "Mike" as my userid on the old forums. Of course I already know Justin says my answers are all wrong.

I guess deep down all Mike's are wrong. ;) :mecry:

[Angel_Eyes]

Just out of curiosity, what did you two answer for questions 3 and 8? Am I the only one who wants to know? lol

EDIT: Hey, first post on pages 2 and 3! B)

[MrCC]

[Just a side note: The page numbers depend on your forums settings. I set mine to the maximum of 90 posts per page. Almost every thread is a single page for me. There are many settings that can change how each of us view these forums like if we have the photos turned off or not.]

[Angel_Eyes]

Shhh, you're ruining the good thing that is... double first post. B) Why'd you have to go and be different for? :(
Seriously though, I don't really care. I've just seen so many people on other forums make a big deal about it. It amuses me to see people react to the "first post!" comments. :lol: