Corrupt A Wish

[007]

Hello to all again,

I know this may not be everyon'es cup of tea, but I saw this game on another forum and figured that we should try it. You post a wish that you want and another poster corrupts it, and another poster corrupts that, etc.

Ex.

I was I was James Bond.
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Granted, you're BOnd in ON Her Majesty's Secret Service.
I wish I could breakdance.
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Granted, but you don't get a date with it.
I wish I was on vacation.
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Granted, you're vacationing on the North Pole.
I wish I could sing like Jewel.
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Granted, but youre voice gets stuck like that and you can never return to your normal state again.


Does everyone get the picture?

Okay, I'll start.

I wish I could see Jewel in concert.

[motoslam]

Granted, but you're seat is in row 1 million.
I wish I was taller

Yo Jones we have the same signature BTW, who had it first?

[007]

Granted, you're nine feet tall and cannot fit in your car. You had to picture, but the caption is all mine. I'm sorry, but when I saw that I said, "OHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" I felt like Axel Rose from "Welcome to theh Jungle". heh must have been looking at this picture of Jewel when heh said those words.

I wish I could have visited the filmling set of Casino Royale.

[Little Bird]

That's weird. Both your signatures come from the same website. http://www.disasterradio.net. Though motoslam had it first. Oh well..

[007]

Oh, he did, and I give him total credit, but when I first saw that, I said 'OHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!!!!!!!" I'd never seen anything posted in a magazine like that before from her, figured I'd adopt it as mine, too.

Special thanks, Motoslam, but youo've got to admit, my tagline is better.

[motoslam]

its all good

[Little Bird]

I wish I could have visited the filmling set of Casino Royale.

Granted: But you only get to stay for 3 seconds

I wish I had a supermodel figure

[last_dance_rodeo]

Granted: But you only get to stay for 3 seconds

I wish I had a supermodel figure

Granted but you have anorexia.

I wish I didn't have the flu

[JThisWay620]

Granted, but you get Avarian flu.
I wish I lived in NYC (Manhattan specifically).

[JThisWay620]

Correction: Avian Flu, I tried to correct spelling but could not for some reason.

[awiste]

Granted but you live on the street.
I wish my brothers and sisters lived closer to me.

[motoslam]

Granted but now they all live in the same room with you and you all share the same bed.
I wish i was rich! (is it wierd that i posted twice? lol)

[007]

Sure, bu the money you have needs to be laundered and it turned into al one dollar bills!

I wish I could find my salt shaker. (I'm not kidding either, I can't find it for days, margaritas just aren't the same.)

[Sitdogboy!]

Granted! But the cap was loose and is spilled salt all over your eggs Benedick.

I wish I knew the best recipie for fudge. (Ive been craving it for over a year now!)

[Little Bird]

Granted but you're allergic to sugar so you can never eat it

I wish I had the most luxurious house

[Sitdogboy!]

Granted. Opps, it burned down. That darn mafia! I guess you should think before you dont pay off your gambling bets.

I wish I could tone up in 2 hours.

[last_dance_rodeo]

granted but you're arrested for steroid use
I wish I could live in the country

[JThisWay620]

Granted but you live with a bunch of hillbillies and eat possums.
I wish I had an IPod. (Yes it's true I do not own one!)

[motoslam]

Granted but its a crappy ipod shuffle so ull never be able to choose which song u wanna listen to (i dont have an ipod either but i can put songs on my PSP)

i wish I didnt have to go to school

[007]

Granted, the police comes after you for truency. BTw, the cops don't have anything better to do?

I wish I could sleep. It's about bed time, isn't it?

Jones
"The Lonely Angel"

[greenpoet]

GRANTED but it has all kinds of pest like cockroaches, spiders and terminates.

i wish to go to converse with Jewel

[greenpoet]

oppss ! sorry !! i got lost

Granted but you will have a nightmare.

I wish to converse with Jewel... ahhahh

[JThisWay620]

Granted but You have A severe soar throat and can't say anything at all.
I wish I could buy a new wardrobe.

[007]

Granted, their all new grils clothes, so much for your cross ddressing days in Motown!

I wish my eyes would adjust to the brightness out here. Does anybody else have that problem, where everything is SOOOO bright, every day.

[last_dance_rodeo]

Granted but you're blind

I wish I could fly.

[motoslam]

Granted, but you're forced to live in a nest and eat worms because ur mistaken for a mother's chick.

I wish I owned Charlie's Chocolate Factory mmmmm chocolate:drool:

[JThisWay620]

Granted but you become Diabetic and lose a toe.
I wish I will get a n A on my next Anatomy and Physiology exam.

[007]

Granted, but you fail the next one after that! Yep, college does hahve a paritcular edgieness about it.

I wish I could get a jeweller to buf the scratch out of my watch (I'ts an Omega Seamaster James Bond model

[last_dance_rodeo]

granted but you lose both arms so you can't wear it

I wish I could be a famous actor

[007]

Granted, but then you llose popularity and are forced into the "B" list.

I wish I didn't have sensitive teeth, or better yet, I wish humans didn't need teeth, but had something else to use.

[Sitdogboy!]

Granted. Humans now have nails instead of teeth. Ohoh, you just had a random hookup behind the dumpsters of Lane Bryant and you got your tounge cut and bled to death.

I wish I could take JThisWay620 wishes of having an IPod and to buy a new wardrobe, Motoslam's wish of not having to go to school (My mom just crashed the car, I have to take 3 Bi-State busses to get to school! I lie about my address, I live far away!), and Jones to sleep and sum it up into one super wish!

[007]

Granted, but you leave yourself out.

I wish for a thousand loaves of southern corn bread.

[motoslam]

granted but u end up eating it all in one sitting and end up 500 pounds.

i wish i had a real genie so i cud make wishes in real life.

[007]

Yep, just ate four loaves from the local bakery, I'm topped off for today's meals.

Granted, but you only get three wishes and the first two are dfective.

I wish my shoes didn't get cold quickly when walking in the rain. NOthing sucks worse than having wet cold shoes immersion foot :UGH:

[Sitdogboy!]

Granted. You have no shoes. You know, I cried when I had no shoes, intill I saw a man with no feet... then I laughed, really hard! (Jerri Blank)

I wish I had some new underwear. (I gotsta buy me some more) (Gotsta? Ok Jerri :p)

[007]

Whoa! let's keep this down to something less embarrassing for yourself. Okay, granted, but you buy te wrong size and they 'constict' blood flow.

I wish I'd have been in the Boston train center when Jewel performed a few days ago.

[007]

What's a matter, no one likes this game anymore.

[awiste]

Granted but you were blind and deaf. Couldn't hear or see a thing :(

I wish it would STOP SNOWING here in Colorado.

[last_dance_rodeo]

granted but it starts to rain nonstop

I wish I could have a new mac laptop

[Eibhlin]

Sure, but as your sleeping your house is destroyed by ravagin tornadoes...and you are never seen again!!

I wish I could go to Ireland!

[Eibhlin]

Well, I like this thread so I will corrupt my own wish!

Sure, but then my flight would load on the plane and we would sit there on the runway for 7 1/2 hours delayed before they finally let us off and we found out the flight had been cancelled-lol!


I wish I had a plush riding facility of my own!

[awiste]

ME TOO!!! Oh wait. I have to corrupt that.

Granted but..... umm...they raise property taxes so high that you can no longer afford it. They're trying to push out all the horse people to make way for cookie cutter housing developments. (This is seriously happening all over Colorado...)

I wish there was an end to urban sprawl.

[Eibhlin]

Or a similarly accurate thing to say would be that horses seem to magically destroy fences left and right and get themselves into the most ridiculously (funny if it weren't) dangerous situations, so I would probably go bankrupt in months-lol!


Yes, but you have to move aside for capitalistic suburbanites who choose cookie cutter convenience over the money sucking character of the older houses-lol!


I wish I could waste time online and still get housework done at the same time!

[Veilingmeat]

Andrea, tis Granted, but.....as your time is soley devoted to wasting time online, your thoughts drift off yonda...into an unknown world, and you become a horrific geek, and whatever magic force ie. skanky lil fairy is housecleaning for you, currupts your house with fairy magic...and you become lost and confused. Suddenly a fairy war develops...all these skanky sl*t fairys dressed in duct tape and jack sh*t else is try to take over your house...and it ends up with neither side gaining an advantage...even after one side flanks the other....THEN the fat hairy fairy godmother turns up...and eats the survivors in a giant egg and cress sarnie...coz all fairys luuurve egg and cress!

I wish i could have a game for my psp...a racing one, not that 'need for speed' one, as i already have that one...and not 'fortress of fear' or 'ultimate spider man' as i already have those too...I have another one, but i'v forgotten the bloody name of it now!? but i wish for any other, obviously not Girl ones...i dont like them, or crappy cartoon ones..there sh*te and boring.....well i hope you can help me out mr Genie :thumbup2:

[Eibhlin]

Marc, your wish is granted and you receive in the mail a card that allows you to get any and all games you want...but you fail to see the tiny print, and as you pop in your first game and play and play for hours, beating all the elvels and racking up the highest score ever seen you fail to notice your skin becoming one with the controller...wires begin to sprout from you and join to the game box, and you are absorbed into the game...Finally people notice you are missing and break down your door only to discover a game box...which they take, and you find yourself placed in someones room and power wires are hooked up to you, and a game is shoved into you and then they discover a magic game card in their mail....


Lol!

I wish my children would listen to me without arguing every thing!!

[last_dance_rodeo]

granted but you pay millions of dollars when they are older for their therapy

I wish parmesan cheese smelled as good as it tastes

[Eibhlin]

Ya, but then you would eat too much and we would have to call you cheese head or something!

I wish...I would stop talking about it and go get a job so I could afford board for a horse!

[awiste]

Ohhh but then you work so much you don't find time to play with your horse (right. like that would really happen! ;)

I wish I had just enough money to pay off my student and car loans.....

[JThisWay620]

granted but you get mugged on your way to pay them off.

I wish it was summer already.

[Eibhlin]

But then you fall asleep in the sun and get severe burns and sun poisoning and have to stay inside the rest of the summer!

I wish I knew how to downhill ski!

[last_dance_rodeo]

granted but you have no feet

I wish I had a vending machine that dispensed ribs

[Eibhlin]

Ewww, ribs? Don't you have enough already? So you get the rib dispensing machine, but then you get nabbed as being the Rib Ravager, the notorious killer who removes peoples ribs as trophies...

I wish my cats would stop shedding so much!

[last_dance_rodeo]

granted now they are those freaky fur less cats

and I was talking about pork ribs

and I wish I could play God for a day

[Veilingmeat]

Granted....But Chris, @%#$ ...i mean God...As you are meandering godly like through the......wherever the hell you are, one fine summer's day, the most obnoxious, mushy fat stinky hairy woman purposly teases you, stopping you in your tracks, by conjuring up the most foulest of farts you've ever had the displeasure of not wanting to smell...it smelt of stale meat & veg pie. "Nah look here," you say in your new found godly voice of woe and boom, kicking your nose picking finger at the stupid poo smelling slag sarcastically, "That was terribly dirty of you. I demand an apology....for i am God, WHO are you compared to the likes of MEEEEEEE, desist at once"

The stinky ol wench shouts at You timidly and teases you again, this time with both arseholes!? you prepare to repel, but....To your horror, you become aware that its the Dark Lord Satan himself in disguise!!! he miraculously whips out his unwashed socks from last week and vigorously beats you across the face with them...overwhelmed by an overdose of stink, your godlike powers of the holy are quashed..and you return to bog standard human once again!!!
FIN

OOOOOH how i wish i could fly off to America to see my Girl tomorrow...no wait, this very second....but....i wonder what could happen if i wished such a thing!?!?

[007]

Granted, you have Daedilus and Icarus' wings, made of wax and feathers.

BTW, thank you for brinigng this puppy back to life.

I wish I could rewind my life even if only for a little while.

[last_dance_rodeo]

granted but nothing changes

i wish I could get a new mac laptop

[Eibhlin]

but then visions of pc's rear end flash through your head every time you turn it on...

I wish I would not be freezing all the time!!! What the heck, I am a New Englander, what's wrong with meeee??!!!