Jewel Abandons Album And Files 4 Early Retirement

[michaelsjewel]

Jewel has decided to file for early retirement and quit the business before the release of the supposedly upcoming album..... - the album that was yet to be titled was expected late summer - but even that she's decided to cancel
Jewel says, "It's total abandonment! I feel that i let my fans down, but i feel happier now that i can spend all my time with TY" - with that said, is she planning on getting married and making a family? who knows - (all i know that is it's APRIL FOOLS and you've been pulled in to read this crap!)

:mooner: :mooner: :mooner: :mooner: :mooner: :mooner: :mooner:

[WhatWouldJewelDo]

dork

[Angel_Eyes]

Not according to this:

http://195.140.140.70/albums/download.php?album=stairs

;)

[michaelsjewel]

it is APRIL FOOLS AFTER ALL...lol...gee - and no - not a dork - just fealt we needed a new topic ;)

[michaelsjewel]

angel_eyes...is that an actual album or a made up one?

[Angel_Eyes]

It's for you to figure out. ;) And no, I wasn't the one who put the page together.

[lordassmonkey]

Last year she was preagnent...
every year there is a joke on her

[michaelsjewel]

year before that even she burned her hair up on the intuition video shoot....that so freaked me out how they got that photo to look just like her - though it was kewl looking - i liked the long hair better :)

my joke wasn't too bad though...i came up with it in less than a minute ;)

angel_eyes...that was a dirty trick...i knew u were up to something though - but i had to just try it out ;)

[WhatWouldJewelDo]

lol

[Angel_Eyes]

Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Apr 1 2005, 06:00 PM
year before that even she burned her hair up on the intuition video shoot....that so freaked me out how they got that photo to look just like her - though it was kewl looking - i liked the long hair better :)
And the year before that her and Ty got married. I wonder what next year's will be. :dunno:

Oh, and don't blame me Michael, I just posted the link. ;)

[michaelsjewel]

i thought it was last year that the rumor was that they got married...or was it that she was pregnant? :dunno:

[Angel_Eyes]

In 2002 she married Ty. In 2003 her hair caught on fire during the Intuition video shoot and she had to cut it off. In 2004 she got pregnant. This year in 2005 her new album leaked on the internet. Does that makes sense? :)

[kjm030584]

I'm very relieved that she didn't get pregnant

[MrCC]

It's much nicer to falsely leak an album than a pregnancy. ;)

[folderol and]

Sorry Michael, that was a completely unbelievable April Fools joke. It could've been written better, and maybe you could've put it in the news section on your site for a more "official feel? Otherwise, it was really great. :unsure:

It seemed to have gotten a positive reaction from the rest of the board though. :unsure:

\ david

[michaelsjewel]

yah...but michaelsjewel.com doesn't post false news - and the joke or sorta april fools theme was a last minute thing (i was heading someplace else)