Jewel Marries Ashlee Simpson In San Francisco

[MrCC]

Unedited announced today that Jewel has married Ashlee Simpson in a quiet ceremony in San Francisco. Heck I didn't even know they were engaged! It's in the San Francisco newspaper this morning. Check it out. :wub: ;)

Read about it here:

Jewel (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/index)

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[WhatWouldJewelDo]

DORK!

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[Little Bird]

Em.....Ok. :huh:

[Angel_Eyes]

This little smiley is pointed at Mike, not Kiera... :getalife:

[michaelsjewel]

does that mean jewel will train ashlee how to sing under any circumstances? lol

i thought my joke was more ....believable!

[MrCC]

Hey, At least I tried to make an April Fools joke. ;) :P Sure it's unbeleivable, but that's the idea. B)

[Angel_Eyes]

I thought that the idea was to make the joke as believable as possible and see everyone freak out about it. That's always the best part. :P

[MrCC]

Originally posted by Angel_Eyes@Apr 2 2005, 02:47 PM
I thought that the idea was to make the joke as believable as possible and see everyone freak out about it. That's always the best part. :P
Hey I was trying to beat the rush of April Fools jokes and posted it just after midnight. I should have embellished it a bit more with fake photos, but it was just a split second idea. Heck I even posted it in the wrong forum. Oops. ;)

You're not suggesting Jewel marrying a Simpson sister is beleiveable are you?

[WhatWouldJewelDo]

Now a good April fools joke was Francois' because everyone on the EDA list was freaking out, and no one thought it was a joke about Jewel's album leaking. I wasted like two hours of my life in front of the computer trying to download "Stairs" I was about to kill that guy when I found out it was fake!!! I couldve spent that two hours eating and getting fatter.... actually maybe i should thank him... who knows???:mellow:

Plus, does anyone know where David is?! Im running out of people to trash talk :cry: and my school is on spring break so im running out of gossip too :(



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[LonelyLullaby]

Plus, does anyone know where David is?! Im running out of people to trash talk :cry:

Bobby don't take offense, I love you, but you only think that you trash- talk ;)

[Angel_Eyes]

Originally posted by WhatWouldJewelDo@Apr 2 2005, 09:59 PM
I wasted like two hours of my life in front of the computer trying to download "Stairs" I was about to kill that guy when I found out it was fake!!!
You spent 2 hours trying to download it? I figured right off that it was a joke and tried to "download" it only a couple times. I was highly amused by it though. :P

[MrCC]

Originally posted by Angel_Eyes@Apr 5 2005, 01:16 PM
You spent 2 hours trying to download it? I figured right off that it was a joke and tried to "download" it only a couple times. I was highly amused by it though. :P
I figured it was a joke and never clicked on the button. Of course I posted my april fools joke early, so I was already suspicious. Two hours? You've got too much time on your hands. ;)

My mom's birthday is April 1st, so I never forget what day it is. :P

[kjm030584]

erm....

I'm the most gullable person... EVER and I didn't even fall for that. That's why I didn't bother even clicking on it.

I'm glad though.. last year I was sickened by the whole "having a baby thing." I missed all my classes that day because I was just soooo upset.

[michaelsjewel]

you were upset...omg.....what's the mattter with u!!!! :o

[ShawnShamrock]

Jewel and Ashlee got married aww how cute..
Anyone got pictures of them

[kjm030584]

michaelsjewel Posted on Apr 6 2005, 04:27 AM
you were upset...omg.....what's the mattter with u!!!! ohmy.gif


Oh.... Its just about the whole quitting for a baby thing. *shudder* And to answer your question.... I wouldn't know where to begin.

[michaelsjewel]

i guess that quitting thing would bug me too...... but i mean, we have to be excited for jewel right??????????????????????????????????? :dunno:

[kjm030584]

Ehh.. too many people I knew at the time were having babies.. I was just getting sick of it. Especially my woman friends who had kids turned into completely different people. Instead of calling and talking about a party they put little billy on the phone and you're stuck listening to an infant making wierd sounds. I was just thinking about if Jewel had a baby and decided to return to the music business she'd have a track devoted to her baby, probably with those same sounds. *shudder*

[Angel_Eyes]

Whether she does have a baby or not, I doubt that she'd ever completely quit the music business. Just look at Celine Dion, Sarah McLachlan and some others, for example. B)

[MrCC]

I want Jewel to have a baby and to write songs about it. Having kids is a joy and I would like Jewel to enjoy this experience. She's not getting any younger and the latest research says that fertility in women often drops off earlier in women than previously thought. She's in her 30's and that's prime time to be a mom for the first time.

Jewel, don't listen to anybody that tells you to postpone starting a family just to write and sing a few more silly pop songs. You'll have plenty of time for that later, but you would forever regret putting off a family until too late. If anybody tells you otherwise give them a free bird. ;)
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[kjm030584]

:huh:

I'm pretty sure having a baby won't stop her from making music... So if she does have a baby, good for her.


Just wish I would have been thinking more clearly last april fools.