The Jewel & Loreal Deal

[Intrepid Prez]

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Fellow Kilcherians

Ever wonder what happened with Jewel's arrangment with Loreal ???
There never was much written about it in the press.

So... utilizing the ASPCJ's vast international resources
we present to this brand new forum...

The Complete Loreal Deal.

http://www.geocities.com/jewel_australia/JewelLoreal.htm


Easy... The Prez


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Hey, Kiera... I think you might wanna have a little word
to Princess Angel Eyes after reading the credits.

Surely the ASPCJ cops enough flak without any encouragment from Tracy. :rolleyes:

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[michaelsjewel]

i was wondering when you were going to come up with your next clever scheme..... wild imagination! :mooner:

[MrCC]

Nice Page Prez. I especially like the footnotes. Kind of a sub-storyline. I like the line that looks like a forumula

Code = Amanda & Justin :P

Not unlike the forula found on the undies for sale Jewel's Trinket Websale page:

U & Me = Love :wub:

Some of the world's greatest scientific forumulas were first recorded on underwear. A little known fact is that Newton's First Law was first recorded on the front of Issac Newton's shorts and his second law was recorded on the back. As you know we now refer to certain functions as #1 and #2 thanks to Issac Newton. :mooner:

The Theory of Relativity e=mc squared was first written on the underwear of a Relative of Albert Einstein. :read:

http://stores.musictoday.com/store/bands/488/product_medium/JWAM31.jpg

[michaelsjewel]

wow...i didn't even know they sold jewel underwear.... i'm a guy, so not like i'd wear one - oh well, no use buying it, unless they made boxerbreifs, now that'd i'd buy :) except with YES U CAN stamped over it instead of u and me = love.

[MrCC]

Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Feb 4 2005, 06:26 AM
wow...i didn't even know they sold jewel underwear.... i'm a guy, so not like i'd wear one - oh well, no use buying it, unless they made boxerbreifs, now that'd i'd buy :) except with YES U CAN stamped over it instead of u and me = love.
Oh, I don't know. You might end up liking women's underwear. ;) :P :wub: :shock: :clapjoy: :rolleyes:

Do you know that right now the sale on Jewel's website is great? If you buy 3 items you can get 65% off your order! I bought some stuff. As long as you buy at least 3 non-book/dvd/CD items you get a huge discount. Try it. You can get Autographed By The Bay DVD's for $10.50, Mousepads for $1.89, Spirit CD's for $5.24.

And Prez: Where's your large print signature promoting Kelly Rowland? You're behind the curve, dude. :P

[Little Bird]

Justin :shock: Is that you??? :shock:

Oh dear Lord it is. Well I'll be... You turned up after all. Well slap my thigh and call me George you made it!

About frigging time!!!! <_<

Well you're here now so I suppose I should welcome you, :rolleyes: *deep bored breath*
Welcome Justin :clapjoy: :clapjoy: :clapjoy:

:welcome:

[Angel_Eyes]

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Feb 3 2005, 10:42 PM
Hey, Kiera... I think you might wanna have a little word
to Princess Angel Eyes after reading the credits.

Surely the ASPCJ cops enough flak without any encouragment from Tracy. :rolleyes:

Oh sure, you write the page and I get blamed for the hideous picture. I see how it is. <_< :rolleyes:

By the way, shouldn't this be in the "Promote your fansite" thread? :unsure: ;) :P

[MrCC]

Originally posted by Angel_Eyes@Feb 4 2005, 09:49 AM
[QUOTE=Intrepid Prez,Feb 3 2005, 10:42 PM]

By the way, shouldn't this be in the "Promote your fansite" thread? :unsure: ;) :P
It's The Intrepid Prez's style to mask his promotion as a public service. He's really a marketing genius. :muhaha:

[Lissa]

Prez, you're hilarious. :clapjoy:

[Intrepid Prez]

Oh sure, you write the page and I get blamed for the hideous picture. ^_^?? :P

I'm certainly not copping the blame here. I'm just gonna tell it like it is...
A few days ago I emailed Angel Eyes... and I quote:

"Guess what, Princess? The ASPCJ's latest page is gonna be a rave review about
0304 my favorite Jewel album of all time."

To which Princess Tracy replied... and I quote:

"Umm Justin... a little bit of hate-mail given you a soft underbelly, eh?
Don't suppose you got the ballz to build a page around this pic?"

Angel Eyes had attached the hideous "Toothy Jewel" pic, which I had never seen
before in my entire intrepid life !!! :o

So... who're Kilcherians gonna believe? Either the ASPCJ (with its proven
impeccable 'Shrine to Jewel' credibility) or... the sneaky, underhanded, demonic Angel Eyes? :P


Easy... Saint Prez ;)

And yeah, Mike... have you noticed that all the great men throughout history
(there's not too many great women) were always riddiculed and brought down?
Yeah... they even laughed at Columbus before he invented the steam engine.
(I'm not too sure if he drew it on his underpants first though) ;)

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[georger]

Oh my God, for a small moment I thought the link about the endorsement was real! That was so funny!!! You should write for the Onion!

Ok, ok....over the last 48 hours I've had only about 6 hours of sleep. You'd believe it was real too! :)

[michaelsjewel]

knowing how we all know that you would build the silliest if not....most un for jewelest pages, i think angel eyes was only giving you sarcasm. would she really be serious that you didn't have the balls to post it about the pic, come on, you've done things like that with the hair page before. lol...by the way, anyone come up with a better pic for the worst jewel hair yet? -michael

[emilie_eda]

i love it !!!! :P
it's been a while since your last page, JT, go back to work, we need more of these !!!!

and by the way, i've never seen that Loreal ad, does anyone know where I can see it online, or download it ? was it ever aired in Europe ???

Emilie


GO PATS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! :clapjoy:

[Intrepid Prez]

Oh my God, for a small moment I thought the link about the endorsement was real!

Hey Georger... after a couple of drops of Southern Comfort (enhanced by
maybe a puff or two of Cambodian grass)... it became real to the ASPCJ too !!! :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

Until 'Sixty Minutes' knocked it back. :( ;)

(Reality is that miserable condition caused by Southern Comfort deprivation) :muhaha:

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[Angel_Eyes]

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Feb 4 2005, 10:18 PM

I'm certainly not copping the blame here. I'm just gonna tell it like it is...
A few days ago I emailed Angel Eyes... and I quote:

"Guess what, Princess? The ASPCJ's latest page is gonna be a rave review about
0304 my favorite Jewel album of all time."

To which Princess Tracy replied... and I quote:

"Umm Justin... a little bit of hate-mail given you a soft underbelly, eh?
Don't suppose you got the ballz to build a page around this pic?"

Angel Eyes had attached the hideous "Toothy Jewel" pic, which I had never seen
before in my entire intrepid life !!! :o

So... who're Kilcherians gonna believe? Either the ASPCJ (with its proven
impeccable 'Shrine to Jewel' credibility) or... the sneaky, underhanded, demonic Angel Eyes? :P
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Yeah, I'm that demonic, aren't I. :devil1: And you're so innocent with no shread of guilt on you, aren't ya? <_< And here Michael believes you, I think I'm gonna cry! Hey! There is no crying smiley! We need a crying smiley so I can emphsize just how hurt I am. Now I'm gonna cry even more. :( :( :(

[Little Bird]

Might I add just one comment on your L'Oreal page Prezie dear?
As hilarious as it was to read, the atrocious spelling removed all the fun out of it.

I guess you can't please everyone huh!

[Intrepid Prez]

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It's easy to use a spell checker... in fact MS Word
corrects mistakes automatically.
[edit] But I refuse to use it. [end edit]

I actually still attend special read/writing classes
and am told unless I "commit" myself I'll never learn how
to spell correctly.

So... I write what I think is correct [edit] with Notepad [end edit]...
then I correct the spellings as people point them out to me.
That way I tend to remember the words that I've misspelled.

So... simply tell me (publicly or privately) which words
are spelt incorrectly and I'll fix 'em.


Easy...


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[MrCC]

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Feb 7 2005, 01:57 AM
...

It's easy to use a spell checker... in fact MS Word
corrects mistakes automatically.

I actually still attend special read/writing classes
and am told unless I "commit" myself I'll never learn how
to spell correctly.

So... I write what I think is correct... then I correct the
spellings as people point them out to me. That way I tend to
remember the words that I've misspelled.

So... simply tell me (publicly or privately) which words
are spelt incorrectly and I'll fix 'em.


Easy...


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Justin, since when did you stop using Notepad to code? You're using MS Word? I'm shocked. :huh:

I ran this through MS Word myself and besides the chemical names I only found these: litres (L'Oreal often uses French spelling), "somethin" (Bottom Footnote), "This site will publish the results as soon as Warner make them available." (Should be "makes")

Let's not forget that I have only an American English dictionary loaded in my software. I know there are countries that use Colour instead of Color, Mechanized vs Mechanised, Centre vs Center, etc... In some circles they even use "Shakira Sux" instead of "Shakira Sucks".

Of course I hope you know I would never condemn any man for bad spelling until he's been convicted! B)

[michaelsjewel]

lol.......only until convicted! :mooner: :omg: :clapjoy: :muhaha: :shock: :devil1:

[michaelsjewel]

[QUOTE=Angel_Eyes,Feb 6 2005, 05:31 AM][QUOTE=Yeah, I'm that demonic, aren't I. :devil1: And you're so innocent with no shread of guilt on you, aren't ya? <_< And here Michael believes you, I think I'm gonna cry! Hey! There is no crying smiley! We need a crying smiley so I can emphsize just how hurt I am. Now I'm gonna cry even more. :( :( :( /QUOTE]

who ever said i believed justin? :shock: lol...the guy's more full of fruit loops than the tucan! and we all know of all the good stories he's told. especially that hot BEHIND IT ALL OF 0304...that bitchy remark by shakira was nice, but it only made me think less of shakira....but then again, could i think any less of her, she did dye her hair blonde and tan herself a lot to mimic britney spears ....and besides, most of the people i knew were only after her sex appeal...... whenever wherever nowhere B**** :mooner: , i've seen your music on spanish via satellite and i'm not buying it even when it's in english...lol...though i do like the spanish song of hers entitled SIEGA SORDUMUDA or something like that....but don't tell justin i admitted that :omg: ...lol

[MrCC]

Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Feb 7 2005, 09:14 AM
who ever said i believed justin? :shock: lol...the guy's more full of fruit loops than the tucan! and we all know of all the good stories he's told. especially that hot BEHIND IT ALL OF 0304...that bitchy remark by shakira was nice, but it only made me think less of shakira....but then again, could i think any less of her, she did dye her hair blonde and tan herself a lot to mimic britney spears ....and besides, most of the people i knew were only after her sex appeal...... whenever wherever nowhere B**** :mooner: , i've seen your music on spanish via satellite and i'm not buying it even when it's in english...lol...though i do like the spanish song of hers entitled SIEGA SORDUMUDA or something like that....but don't tell justin i admitted that :omg: ...lol

Hey Shakira can't help it if she's sexy. Personally I admire the fact that she speaks English so well. Her accent is very slight. I've never bought her albums, but I think she's talented. And what's wrong with fruit loops? They're round, they're sweet, they're fruity. They're the perfect breakfast food.

http://www.kelloggs.ca/whoweare/images/char_toucansam.gif

[MrCC]

And Michael that "bitchy remark" I made about Skakira is an inside joke. (There's a person that spells it sux in certain situations that I cannot discuss in the forum.) I don't think Shakira Sux or Sucks at all. She's talented, pretty, and seems to be a nice person. I've got nothing bad to say about her.

[Intrepid Prez]

Justin, since when did you stop using Notepad to code? You're using MS Word? I'm shocked.

Hey Mike...

(I just edited that previous post to clear up any misunderstanding.)

I use Notepad for everything. I NEVER use MS Word at all.
I was stressing that I refuse to use MS Word to disguise the fact
that I struggle with the English language.

I dropped out of school at 15 because my spelling was sh!t and
I got sick of teachers tearing up my assignments/projects because of it.

My parents pulled my youngest sister out of school at 13 because some teachers
were (as my mother said)... "better suited to intimidation than teaching."

We both now have the highest achievable college certificates available in NSW
for both Digital Media and Web Design.

College teachers essentially concerntrate more on the 'content' of your
assignments/projects than the 'spelling'.

We both choose to continue to attend special classes to improve our English.



Easy... Justin


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[michaelsjewel]

hmmm...i wasn't implying that she sucked...i just wasn't going to buy into that whole britney spears transformation. i kinda like a few of her songs anyways, but everyone going OHHH SHE"S YUMMY just turned me away.... :devil1:

[Intrepid Prez]

By the way, anyone come up with a better pic for the worst jewel hair yet? -michael

Angel Eyes was winning but her entree (along with my Shakira avitar)
vanished into the cyber-void that destroyed the Old JewelJK Forum. :(

So... the shag-pile rug is up for grabs again... sorry Tracy.

Enter here to win:

http://www.geocities.com/jewel_australia/H...ompetition.html (http://www.geocities.com/jewel_australia/HairStyleCompetition.html)

Well Michael... send in your entree ???
And Kiera, where's your entree... lead by example.
Come on, Mike, let's see what pics you got to enter here...
and yeah, Lissa... come on, hunt through your pix...
give it your best shot.


*** The Prez had sneakily denied Princess Tracy of her rightful prize plus...
found a painfully transparent excuse to shamelessly promote an old page. *** hehe



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[MrCC]

I lost a hard drive a few months ago and have not fully recovered my collection, but here's a few that I am sure are not even funny enough for the competition.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/jewel18.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/a.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/Jewel_Slides.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/jewel11.jpg

[michaelsjewel]

hmmm...i'll have to look again...but i think mr. cc's pics of jewel with weird face remarks work great even enough for the hair mistake ooboo's....lol.... i think his signiature image should be an entry to say the least......and i thought that people magazine image was cute...

[MrCC]

Jewel has a very expressive face. Sometimes she's all about pouty sexiness. I'm trying to feature her fun side. She's got a great sense of humor that I appreciate. That and I've always been excited by a smirk. ;)

[michaelsjewel]

lol....but i thought justin said jewel wasn't funny? :dunno:

[Intrepid Prez]

...

Umm... not funny... did I say that ??? :dunno:

... 0304 proved Jewel was friggin hilarious. :muhaha:

And... where are YOUR entrees Michael ???
Surely you can do better than Mike.

After all, you're an internationally famous webmaster
and, at best, Mr CC is merely a part-time guest writer.

Umm... VERY PART TIME. [Subtle hint]

Easy...


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[Angel_Eyes]

I actually still have that bad picture uploaded to my photobucket account. I'm not going to post it though, because I'd like to see what other pictures are out there. ;)

Oh, hey Prez, I've been meaning to ask ya... you can cap pictures from DVDs can't you? If so, would you mind grabbing two pictures from the Humphrey's DVD? They're in the photo gallery and one is from the Stand video where she has her head down with her eyes closed, and the other is apparently from the 0304 photoshoot with her in the bright pink outfit. If you can get those for me I'd love ya forever! :wub: :D

[michaelsjewel]

hmmm... i usually take photos of jewel i think make her look the best actually...so i don't have much to....work with.... at least nothing of that is online as of yet. my future plans are to work on the photo and audio sections of the site as they are of most demand....according to my web stats. i was wondering, i finally got someone to send me this way radio remix and the remix for what's simple is true, but the what's simple is true remix is actually the movie Ride WITH THE DEVIL remix....i still want my what's simple is true RADIO REMIX that matches the video *cries...lol it's one of my favorite songs :sleep:

[Intrepid Prez]

Oh, hey Prez, I've been meaning to ask ya... you can cap pictures from DVDs can't you? - Angel Eyes

No worries Angel Eyes. :)

I've lent my Jewel DVD to a friend...
so... as soon as I get it back I'll cap those pix 4 U. :)

*** The Prez thinks of a way to turn Tracy's message into a shameless promo. ***

"Oh btw, Tracy... have you seen the ASPCJ's 'Humphrey's DVD Review'?"

*** The Prez cunningly asks Tracy, knowing perfectly well she's already seen it ***

Jewel's DVD review:
http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/jeweldvd.htm

"And... there's a grab of Jewel from the DVD at the bottom of the page." :)

*** A typical tasteless, smartass ASPCJ pic that's been on the site for yonks. ***

If you can get those for me I'd love ya forever! :wub:


*** Proving that any message can be turned into a shameless promo...
and... at the same time, winning the precious heart of sweet Princess Tracy,
the Prez contently leaves the thread *** B)


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[MrCC]

Originally posted by Intrepid Prez@Feb 9 2005, 01:42 AM
VERY PART TIME. [Subtle hint]

Yea, that's much more subtle than saying I've been demoted from "American Hitchhiker" to "Decaying Corpse." ;)

[michaelsjewel]

jewel live dvd review...more like a dis for it and go for shakira dvd :shock: (one who hasn't come up with something for how many years)

[MrCC]

Hey, the way I read it is that he actually likes it, but he just likes's to watch Shakira's shake. To each his own. I can take or leave Shakira. I've never bought a Shakira anything, but if she's on the TV I don't dislike her enough to get off the couch to fetch the remote.

By the way, I prefer to call it the "Humpty Dumpty Played at the Bay" DVD. I enjoyed Jewel's DVD a great deal. I especially liked the interview. I think it was all the cute facial expressions. It was like she got something in her eye just before the interview. A smirk and a squint is a winning combination in my view. ;) <_<

[michaelsjewel]

lol....u and your smirks!

[MrCC]

Here's some more interesting hair photos:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/536.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/239.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/92.jpg

My Favorite Jewel Photo for Today:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/006a.jpg

[MrCC]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/396.jpg

Yes, this photo was stolen from Jo. Thanks Jo. :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/jewelnjo.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/2l.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/jewel5_160.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/5.jpg

[Intrepid Prez]

Yea, that's much more subtle than saying I've been demoted
from "American Hitchhiker" to "Decaying Corpse."? ;)

OK... let's get this straight.

After being invited to write for the ASPCJ, Mike (with astonishing enthusiasm)
knocked up five (yeah five) pages in less than a month. His 'Nostradamus'
article has never been out of the top 5 most visited pages.

I was so impressed that he was bestowed the honour of being included in the
official ASPCJ's official sig as: 'The ASPCJ's American Hitchhiker'.

Here... proof... LOOK... the ASPCJ's 'Thanks Page':

http://www.geocities.com/jewel_australia/index_Thanx.html

But immediately after receiving his prestigious accolade... the lazy :censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored::censored:
stopped writing. Instead... all the ASPCJ got was a bunch of useless promises
and pitiful excuses.

So... he was demoted to: 'The ASPCJ's Useless Bystander'.
Still no more articles.
So... he was demoted again to: 'The ASPCJ's Decaying Corpse'.
Still no more articles.
So... he was demoted yet again to his current position of: 'Skeletal Remains'.
(which he is currently in denial over... as he's never responded to his latest demotion)

It's now been over a f***!ng year since the 'Nostradamus' page !!! :angry:

So, now Mike is to be publicly humiliated by being demoted (yet again) to:
'The ASPCJ's Distant Memory'. :o


And Michael... The ASPCJ's review of Jewel's Live DVD was POSITIVE.
http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/jeweldvd.htm
I was just sayin that the Shakira DVD was better still... and a whole hour longer. B)

And... where the hell is Shakira these days ??? :dunno:


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[MrCC]

Yea! That's what I'm talking about! That's why you're the prez. It's your great leadership skills. Ok. Now I'm really feeling the motivation coming back! :P

...But what did you think of my new photos. I spent almost three hours recovering data off my backup last night. Can't I get from "Decaying Corpse" to "Walking Zombie" for that effort? Come on. I'm begging. :o And check your PM's for a webpage that shows a prestigious award that Jewel won. I sent the link to you before I posted it anywhere. If that's not a contribution I don't know what is. :clapjoy:

[Intrepid Prez]

...

Still in denial eh ??? :P

And no... no promotion until the ASPCJ gets an article...
just be grateful that you've not been fired. :angry:

Umm... strange... there's nothing in my PM messages...
I'll check my email... maybe you sent the link there.

Hey guess what ??? After reading the Jewel DVD messages,
I typed 'Jewel DVD' into Google... and the ASPCJ's page is listed:

Seventh out of One and a Half Million !!!

Now Mike, tell me... how Intrepid is that ??? B)

http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/jeweldvd.htm

And I never even stacked the page for Google's spider !!!
But, I gotta admit, I did give it a little tweek twenty minutes ago
to help give it an extra little nudge. lol

Easy...


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[MrCC]

You drive a hard bargain. I admit it. I'm a deadbeat.

<Insert missing crying smilie here>

[michaelsjewel]

Originally posted by Angel_Eyes+Feb 9 2005, 03:29 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Angel_Eyes @ Feb 9 2005, 03:29 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> I actually still have that bad picture uploaded to my photobucket account. I'm not going to post it though, because I'd like to see what other pictures are out there. ;)

Oh, hey Prez, I've been meaning to ask ya... you can cap pictures from DVDs can't you? If so, would you mind grabbing two pictures from the Humphrey's DVD? They're in the photo gallery and one is from the Stand video where she has her head down with her eyes closed, and the other is apparently from the 0304 photoshoot with her in the bright pink outfit. If you can get those for me I'd love ya forever! :wub: :D [/b]
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Oh, hey Prez, I've been meaning to ask ya... you can cap pictures from DVDs can't you? If so, would you mind grabbing two pictures from the Humphrey's DVD? They're in the photo gallery and one is from the Stand video where she has her head down with her eyes closed, and the other is apparently from the 0304 photoshoot with her in the bright pink outfit. If you can get those for me I'd love ya forever! :wub: :D[/quote]
hey angel eyes, i have the stand pic i think somewhat like what you're looking for...i got this directly from the....stand video - here
http://www.michaelsjewel.com/files/Jewel_Created_Videos/Stand1.jpg

i'm currently working on some jewel videos (150kbps rather than 38kbps) so they should be of high quality - hopefully my account don't bust...lol with that said, the jewel backgrounds 800x600 collection will probably be removed soon to save some space...so get them while they're still hot!

[Angel_Eyes]

Yeah, that's sort of the one I'm talking about, but not quite. I have the Stand video, so I can get caps myself; I just don't have a DVD-Rom to play DVDs on my computer. :( Thanks though. :)

[Angel_Eyes]

To add to the interesting pics, here's 3. They don't have anything to do with her hair, but I capped 2 from the Stand video and 1 is from Unedited. Shhhh, don't tell ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Angel_Eyes1984/Jewel/bscap002.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Angel_Eyes1984/Jewel/standlook002.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Angel_Eyes1984/Jewel/crazylook.jpg

[michaelsjewel]

yah.....i tried capturing the image of the dvd with my screen capture...and it won't let me.....*sigh....that's why i could only use that one....lol

[MrCC]

Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Feb 11 2005, 07:08 AM
yah.....i tried capturing the image of the dvd with my screen capture...and it won't let me.....*sigh....that's why i could only use that one....lol
Is this the one? One's a .bmp the other is a .jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/PinkJewel.bmp
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/PinkJewel.jpg

[MrCC]

Thanks for the funny look photo Tracy. I'm a serious collector. I mean anybody can collect beautiful Jewel photos. I go for the rare bad photo that gets released. If only the tabloids would do a little more for Jewel's career. You know - stories about plastic surgery gone bad or better still celebrities carrying alien twins. ;)

Here's one I found this morning:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/jewelkilcher/FunnyLook.jpg

P.S. Just kidding about the tabloids. I've never bought a tabloid in my life. I read all the scandle I can handle at the ASPCJ for free!

[michaelsjewel]

well...that's the pink dress we're looking for...now where's the stand image? anyone know what software lets me capture images from a dvd...i got it to copy the dvd into an mpeg, but it only records the actual concert part of it *sigh i'll be providing snippets of the dvd on my site soon!


here's a few images of jewel sillyness you can add to your collection....
first image - impression of michael jackson gone crazy..lmao (http://www.freeweb.hu/jewelkilcher/hqimages/17jew1.jpg)
2nd image - being whaling never felt so good (http://www.freeweb.hu/jewelkilcher/hqimages/17jew2.jpg)

the first image is almost scary...is she imitating michael jackson after he found out he was a psycho? lol

[bluediamond]

Micheal, cant you simply capture the screen after a pause'?
Alternativly you can use something like power dvd software which has a click button for doing exactly what your trying to do.

hope this helps

dave.

[michaelsjewel]

hmmmm...i never thought about the actual dvd player that came with my computer...here i was using .....windows media player...it paused the image...but whe using HP print screen...the dvd part doesn't show...i'll have to look into that :)

[Angel_Eyes]

Thanks for the pictures Mike. :D I was hoping they'd be of better quality, but I think they'll do. :) Now, just need the Stand one. :)

Hey Michael, not trying to be rude or anything, but would you mind just linking those two huge pictures? They're really big. :shock:

[michaelsjewel]

lol.....yah...i am getting those from KISS THE FLAME>....k....lol...i didn't know how big they were....but very nice quality aren't they? there...it's done!

[MrCC]

Sorry Tracy, but I'm not sure how to make them better quality. If you recall the DVD hardly stays still on the images. In my software you have to type "P" any time the DVD is playing to capture images that get stacked in a directory as Img001, Img002, Img003... You have to be quick on the buttons to capture it at the right time. I used my laptop because my desktop has problems loading media. I don't know if it's possible to increase the resolution, but that's the size they came out of my software. I did crop the black borders off.

And Michael thanks for the giant images. Those of us with high speed connections have no problem with them. I think I spot a cavity in that second photo. ;) :P

[michaelsjewel]

a cavity? omg...what she been doing....eating a lollypop?

http://www.jewelgallery.nu/picture/other/other105.jpghttp://www.jewelgallery.nu/picture/other/other104.jpg

GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!!!!!!!!!! ( and no...that's not a cigarrette silly!) :mooner:

in this case, see, we have evidence that jewel had a lollypop....while michael jackson is innocent until proven guilty...the guy's a psycho...just look @ his face transformation.....i mean..do u consider that flattering?

[MrCC]

Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Feb 11 2005, 05:23 PM
a cavity? omg...what she been doing....eating a lollypop?

http://www.jewelgallery.nu/picture/other/other105.jpghttp://www.jewelgallery.nu/picture/other/other104.jpg

GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!!!!!!!!!! ( and no...that's not a cigarrette silly!) :mooner:

in this case, see, we have evidence that jewel had a lollypop....while michael jackson is innocent until proven guilty...the guy's a psycho...just look @ his face transformation.....i mean..do u consider that flattering?
I'm not going to say anything about the deposed "King of Pop", but have you heard about the "King of The Cowboys"? Check this out: http://www.tymurray.com/ Retirement at 32. It's a good thing.

And I've seen the classic pair of photos of Jewel with the grape lollypop before. Apparently it was a "controversy" years ago when people said that was a cigarette until they saw the other photo. I bet it even had a chocolate center.

[Angel_Eyes]

Originally posted by MrCC@Feb 11 2005, 12:49 PM
Sorry Tracy, but I'm not sure how to make them better quality. If you recall the DVD hardly stays still on the images. In my software you have to type "P" any time the DVD is playing to capture images that get stacked in a directory as Img001, Img002, Img003... You have to be quick on the buttons to capture it at the right time. I used my laptop because my desktop has problems loading media. I don't know if it's possible to increase the resolution, but that's the size they came out of my software. I did crop the black borders off.
Oh, that's alright, these will do. :) I know how it is with capping things though, because I use a program called BSPlayer to cap videos. I don't know how it works with Power DVD or whatever you have, but with BSPlayer I can pause the video and then press "P" to grab the image and put it directly in a specific folder. I also just recently learned a new trick where I can pause the video, and when I press the right arrow key it goes forward one frame at a time. It's really nifty... and free. ;) It was really frustrating before I got it, because I'd play the video in real player or window's media, pause it, hit the "print screen" button, and paste the image in paint or my other image program (The GIMP (http://www.gimp.org)). Everytime I'd do that though, the video part would come up just completely black and when I scrolled over, the video part would just stay where it was while the rest would scroll like it should. It was very irritating. After a little while, I looked at some help forums at various places and one person finally suggested to someone else that they should get BSPlayer. Of course, I downloaded it and immediately loved it. :)

Alright, I definitely have to learn to stop rambling so much :silly:

[Angel_Eyes]

Oh, and uh... more silly pictures :silly:

Little George is so cute :)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Angel_Eyes1984/Jewel/jewelandgeorge1.jpg
~~~~~~
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Angel_Eyes1984/Jewel/vh1jew2.jpg
~~~~~~
Do you think she has to pee? :muhaha:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v107/Angel_Eyes1984/Jewel/notsosilent02-1.jpg

[Intrepid Prez]

Michael
Re: ASPCJ Story:

http://geocities.com/jewel_australia/jewelwannapee.htm

"No offense, i don't ever remember tracy posting that.....and u coming up with all the jewel news? (talk about the news that is imaginative in your head) why do u think i don't post that crap on my site, b/c it isn't REAL - so don't go dissing other jewel sites for not having a scoop on something that's just bull!"

Err Michael... check the picture above. :blink:

No bull. A genuine scoop !!!
How intrepid is that ??? B)


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[michaelsjewel]

well...i didn't notice since it's a very new post compared to what i've seen last nite....but yah...i guess she did...but she did mention silly pictures! and it's not like she was humiliating jewel - you do that all the time justin more than angel eyes could even touch....i back u up angel_eyes, this won't even make it to court! lmao :bananarock:

[MrCC]

Originally posted by michaelsjewel@Feb 14 2005, 05:57 AM
well...i didn't notice since it's a very new post compared to what i've seen last nite....but yah...i guess she did...but she did mention silly pictures! and it's not like she was humiliating jewel - you do that all the time justin more than angel eyes could even touch....i back u up angel_eyes, this won't even make it to court! lmao :bananarock:
You can clown around about people you like and still like them. If I ever thought Jewel would seriously be offended by anything I've written I would sincerely tell her I was sorry. I love Jewel's music and hope she keeps at it for years, but I still like to have fun with some of the stuff she has done. I own all her CD's and DVD's and will continue to buy them, but I still like to pick on her a little.

And as far as photos go I just love funny poses and faces especially of beautiful people.

[michaelsjewel]

well said mr. cc!

[kjm030584]

OMG that's a funny pic Angel Eyes.... but after playing with it for a few minutes i think i made it better:

:D http://mercury.walagata.com/w/kjm030584/potty_emergency.gif

okay, now i'm off. l8er

[kjm030584]

Originally posted by MrCC@Feb 14 2005, 08:12 AM
You can clown around about people you like and still like them. If I ever thought Jewel would seriously be offended by anything I've written I would sincerely tell her I was sorry. I love Jewel's music and hope she keeps at it for years, but I still like to have fun with some of the stuff she has done. I own all her CD's and DVD's and will continue to buy them, but I still like to pick on her a little.

And as far as photos go I just love funny poses and faces especially of beautiful people.
Well I wouldn't worry about her being offended, we all know she has a really bawdy sense of humor.

[MrCC]

Originally posted by kjm030584+Feb 14 2005, 04:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kjm030584 @ Feb 14 2005, 04:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MrCC@Feb 14 2005, 08:12 AM
You can clown around about people you like and still like them. If I ever thought Jewel would seriously be offended by anything I've written I would sincerely tell her I was sorry. I love Jewel's music and hope she keeps at it for years, but I still like to have fun with some of the stuff she has done. I own all her CD's and DVD's and will continue to buy them, but I still like to pick on her a little.

And as far as photos go I just love funny poses and faces especially of beautiful people.
Well I wouldn't worry about her being offended, we all know she has a really bawdy sense of humor. [/b][/quote]
KJM:

I've heard that and I suspect it is true. I really don't worry about Jewel, but I do sometimes wonder about those who just don't get it. You can implant boobs the size of volkwagons. Sadly there is no surgery to increase the size of someone's sense of humor, although I've heard Viagra works for some men.

And that animated "I've got to pee" is another classic for the Jewel art gallery. Keep up the good work.

[MrCC]

This whole thread reminds me of this story I found on The Anecdotage Website (http://www.anecdotage.com//) :

Jewel was all too familiar with the drawbacks of fame. On one occasion, she was recognized on her way into a stall in a public restroom. "Oh my God," exclaimed her ecstatic neighbor. "I'm going to hear Jewel pee!" :P

[kjm030584]

G__ DA__ it Son of a B_t__!

I just realized something that would make that animated thing funnier and I don't have the pieces saved. I should have a little caption on the bottom that says... "where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?"

C'mon that would have been soo much better, I'll get to work on it.

[MrCC]

If there was any doubt, this thread has certainly gone down the toilet now. ;)

[kjm030584]

Maybe Jewel would be good as an Imodium spokesperson.

This could be really good marketing.
http://www.ship.edu/~km4304/Imodium%20ad.gif

[michaelsjewel]

omg...but would that be any good promotion for jewel? poor jewel...everytime they hear her new song in the commercial they'll think of taking a S***...lol

and justin, we already know about your 0304 constipation therapy page, so no use bringing it up...darn...i did myself...there u go.....0304 won't cure your zitz....but it sure will give you the :censored::censored::censored::censored:z....lol great sang - but bad dissing of a fantastic album!

[folderol and]

Another nice addition to your website, Justin, and great picture edits, Tracy. :lol:

\ david

[michaelsjewel]

hey david...you're the david from david's jewel site right? i noticed the shawn colvin sang in the signature and it reminded me of your name on msn...lol

[folderol and]

Yeah, Michael, the very same. And yeah, it's the same sig as I put in my MSN screen-name... I also have the Shawn Colvin avatar, and the Fiona Apple lyric as a user-name... in conclusion, this forum complexion of mine is very un-Jewel-ish.

[ShawnShamrock]

:omg: Your still at it

[MrCC]

Originally posted by lordassmonkey@Feb 28 2005, 04:32 PM
:omg: Your still at it
Would you expect less from someone so intrepid?

[ShawnShamrock]

he has a unique humor lets leavbe it at that